Corrupt a Wish Game
 

This game's pretty fun. The whole idea is to corrupt someones wish. So here's an example:

Random person 1: I wish for a cat.

Random person 2: You get a cat, and the little demon chews all the cables for your computer, and dies, but only after destroying all your computers.

and then person 2 wishes for something in return to be corrupted.

So I guess I'll start it off...


I wish the snow would keep falling to give us a snow day on Monday.

Re: corrupt a wish
 

to bad its acid snow and burns the whole world in acid..ness! :twisted:

Dude, you have to:
1. Fufill the wish
2. Corrupt it
3. Then wish for something that you would like to happen.

I wish this thread to be deleted because it sucks.

UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU THE MODS DON'T LOCK/DELETE ANY GAME THREADS!

I WANT A PONY.

~SQUEEK

(Edited to include both wishes)
This thread gets locked, but it's only because someone who hates you hacked into a mod's account (or was a mod). They systematically lock every single thread you post in, until a petition is signed to get you banned.

You get a pony. You try to ride the pony, but apparently it's afraid of cats and bucks you off then tramples you to near death. They then put the pony to sleep.

I wish for a flawless wish.

Whoever is up in the sky misread your wish and thought you said "flaw full wish" and sent a copy Maunea Kea(sp)+Pacific Ocean at your front door.
I wish for a Subway in my room with horrible service so that I have to make teh sandwhiches myself.

You get your Subway in your room and it even has unlimited sandwich fixings, but all your friends are jealous because you're so greedy with it, so you start loosing all your friends. Despite how much you say you're sorry, your friends don't believe you so they poison the sauces and you end up dying.

I wish for an unlimited supply of popcorn...cuz like popcorn totally pwns!!

You get the popcorn, but it has carmel on it.


I wish for a higher postcount.

You get a higher post count but then it goes away because its MAGICAL OR SOMETHING LOL.

I wish for butter.

You get butter but it's poisoned and you die.

I wish for your mom.

You get my mom but it's not really my mom because I lied to you.

I want to find the solution to world hunger.

~Squeek

You find the solution to world hunger but kill millions in the process.

Now I want a pony that fears nothing.

~Squeek

You get a pony that fears nothing, but you fall off of it BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT RIDING PONIES LOL NOOB.

I wish for a double 19" LCD monitor setup. Yummy.

You get the double 19 inch set up,but it is made from cardboard box. =)

I wish that all of you would drop dead.

But we don't.

I wish you all learned how to type with near-perfect grammar.

~Squeek

We all learn how to type wth near-perfect grammer,but we don't use it.

I wish that you cant corrupt this wish.

You get a wish that isn't corrupted, but nothing else comes from it and you lose your once-in-a-lifetime wish. The regret caused by this puts you through expensive therapy; the bills prevent you from paying your mortgage; being kicked from your house makes you homeless.

I wish for an actual DDR/any Bemani/any rhythm-game machine to be somewhere in my area.

You get a DDR machine just 5 minutes away from your house. Unfortunately you're so excited you are on it all day and become completely obsessed with it so you do nothing but sleep and play DDR. Which in turn makes you become anorexic because you forget to eat.

I wish that all the older cartoons would come back..such as the Smurfs, Flintstones, Tex Avery, and Jetsons.

they all come back, but new voices so theyre dumb now :(

i wish for 4 dollars handed to me personally by gorbichoff

you get the 4 dollars from gorbichoff, but anthrax on the dollars kills you...

i wish for my ex from a year ago to leave me alone

your ex from a year ago leaves you alone but by doing so you become die a horrible death

i wish i could be more annoying then i already am

you become more annoying, but you drive everyone nuts and they all gang up on you and brutally kill you...

I wish I could become a concert pianist

you become a concert painist, but while bowing the weight of your big ass head pulls you forward, and you wake up not remembering the password to your swiss bank account, which alone holds one thousand million dollars.







AND 73 cents.

I wish money DID grow on trees.

money grows on trees, but the dollar becomes just as valuable as toilet paper making it worthless as such...

I wish students today actually cared about their future.

Students DO start caring about their future, only to commit large acts of terrorism to stop pollution. Only the eldest populations feel fit to be the future, so they kill everyone under the age of 50. No people fit to reproduce = no people.

I wish for a genie to grant ALL of my wishes.

you get your genie but he's Jafar and so he doesnt really care what you wish for just as long as you kill Aladin but................you die in the process of killing the "Street Rat" by following him to a dungen where he locks you in and his monkey Abu naws on your flesh for the rest of your life which only lasts 5 minutes because he naws into your jugular vein.

I wish for Highschool life not to feel like Elementary life.(ex. He said she said crap.)

no more he said she said crap, but instead before finding out the whole story, they send their big cousin Pebbles to kill you and eat your toes.

I wish Bush would die.

Bush dies, but in turn someone more conservative/stupider/all around worse than Bush gets re-elected.
^Good wish by the way :p

I wish I had more "free time" in my life, lately anymore all it consists of is eating, sleeping, and like 7hours of homework...

too much free time = TOO much homework,eating, and sleping, so you become a fat bastard, you are smart but no one likes you and all that because no one is at the club on monday thru thursday.

I wish everyone would die, and it was up to me and a cute boy to restart mankind.

Everyone dies, but instead of a cute boy, you are just left with a Polak, being me, to restart mankind...

I wish Zildjian would please stop trying to convince me to eat out my g/f... Sick bastard... lol

zijlidan stops trying to make you....but by doing so she dies and you r no longer able to restart mankind

i wish i could become enorexic

You become annorexic, but you become so thin that everyone makes a big deal out of it. They kidnap you and do one of these interventions. You get very pissed off at all these people who kidnapped you and you end up killing all of them brutally with a plunger. You get tried for murder and you get life in jail. Then, rather than dying, and ending your terrible life in jail, you live forever, somehow, in jail, and you must forever live with being buttraped by large black men every night until the end of forever.

I wish that I'd die right now. (ha! try and turn that around on me, and don't try the "but your bowels empty" line. I've already realized that with death comes the emptying of bowels. Also, please note that I actually have no desire to die, I'm just trying to have a little fun with this game.)

i can turn it around on you...

you die but then you come back to life because god said so and then you watch all your loved ones slowly being mutulated and must watch it all and cannot even blink, then you attempt suicide but fail and the vision of them dying is constantly in your mind...

i wish i could win a dollar

You win a dollar, as your prize for winning the Heart & Stroke foundation lottery. Now how much did that ticket cost you?

I wish for 1337-admin powers.

your wish comes true but then you become corrupted and slaughter little bunnies everywhere but then they gang up on you and rip your flesh off of you ALIVE

i wish that i wasnt so popular

you arent popular anymore, but then no one pays attention to you, and then you die lonely and unhappy and you are forced to leave your fortune to your twelve cats Me Me, Ke Ke, Meow Meow, Whiskers, Le Le, Oliver, Missy, Tori, Candi, Catnip, Gabby, And Killer.

I wish easy-mac came in bigger boxes.

Easy Mac comes in bigger boxes, but it costs a lot more.

I wish that this game was more fun.

the game is more fun, but then stupid postwhores come and flame the whole thing, and the mods get so pissed, the close the whole website. (very unlikely)

I wish I could stop wishing and start getting.

you start getting but then your mom catches you and are brutaly punished

i wish the hell and heaven could become one

hell and heaven become one, but then everone will start killing and stealing, and no matter what, they get away with it.

I wish I had every cd in the world.

You get every CD in the world, but they're all broken into little tiny pieces so you can't listen to them, you just have them.

I wish guys would see me as a girl, and not "just another one of the guys"

You get seen as a girl until someone sees your penis

I wish that I could blow up people with the touch of a finger by hitting pressure ponits in there body

u blow urslf up lol gg noob




i wish i had parnts LOL

u have parnts but tehn u nevr get nonn form teh slut down teh strett cuz ur wang is covred lolololoololololololololololololol

Wow... that was really stupid.

K, my wish is for the girl I like to break up with the loser she's going out with so I can have a chance with her.

she breaks up with, but later on you find out that she broke up with him because she became a lesbian.

I wish I had a pony.

You get a pony, but later realize it has rabies so you are forced to commit the cliche 'Old Yeller' scene on it...

I wish I was a P.I.M.P.

You become a Probably Infected Molesting Petophile. You get arrested for this. You end up sharing a cell with Michael Jackson.

I wish I could take any item I wanted from anyone without them, or the law, caring.

you get a item for free from Walmart SuperCenter. A thief sees u, takes out a shotgun and shoots u in the head and takes the item.


I wish I was INVINCIBLE!!!

You can't be invincible because I am already cooler than you therefore making it impossible for you to be invincible. Bow to your sensei.

I wish zajac would live.

Zajac ends up living afterall like you want, but then ends up marrying you and and you have to live the rest of your life with him until you realize it's just not worth it anymore and you become hooked on crack and go on a drunken rampage where you end up commiting suicide... ;)

I wish Jurs would live...

Jurs ends up living, but stabbing you in the face with a butterknife until you bleed to death.

Ouch... At least it's not rusty...

I forgot to add my wish:


I wish zajac would live and everything bad would happen to me.

Zajac ends up dying and ony good stuff hapens to you from now on... So your dream is ruined! MUHAHAHAHAH!

I wish Jurs would die and only good things happened to me...

Jurs ends up living and you get AIDS from a monkey and die.

You forgot to make a wish

Your forgot bites you in the leg, which gives you A.D.D so that your wish leaves you.
Hey, I had to improvise, he was too unspecific.
I wish that I would get paid to say "Todos los dias hago tu madre."

You get paid to say that Spanish phrase, but then a bunch of Mexicans pull up in their low-rider and beat the shit out of you..... Sorry..... But that's how they roll.....

I wish that Jurs wasn't so mean to me... :(

Jurs isnt mean anymore, but then she pays a lot of attention to you and her jealous boyfriend beats the hell out of you.

I wish this damn stomach flu would go away...

The stomach flu goes away, but then you start to have your period, and a couple bears become attracted to the menstration and claw you to death... Sorry... But bears are attracted to periods... It's a proven scientific fact...

I wish I had some Belgium Chocolates right about now...

U get Belgium Chocolates and eat them, only to find out they are poisned!

I wish i could have my fish, Phred, back. :(

Your fish comes back, but then it haunts your undies and you walk around smelling like fish all your life(stinky!)

I wish i was never hungry.

ur never hungry cuz my gay penis shootz you in the face

i wish i wasnt gay.

You become not gay anymore but then the Queer Eye For The Straight Guys or w/e start trying to convert you back... You lose... Again...

I wish I didn't have to take such a bad piss...

I wish I knew what to wish for . . .

(to zajac) you're relieved of the urge to piss, but only by getting ur bladder cut out and replaced with a menacing rooster who messes up ur whole system by sending false messages to ur brain, making it think that you dont have to pee, so u piss urself infront of all ur friends and family. :D

I wish that I could fly! 8)

You fly but then when you have to pee, you pee, but the air is so cold you pee frozen pee, so it's like kidney stones... Then the army shoots you out of the air for peeing stones...

I wish my wee wee wasn't an inch... FROM THE GROUND! teeheehee

Its not an inch from the ground...but thats because you are now a woman.

I wish pop came in 45 liters.

Pop started coming out in 45 liters and you bought one and drank it in one night and then died from some sophisticated internal bleeding or suchnot...

I wish my armpits smelled like flowers...

they smell like flowers... but now not only do they smell like flowers, carnivorous greenery sprouts out of your armpits and snaps at your side until you go crazy and kill yourself.

I wish the moon was made of CHEESE!!!

Then the mice and the rats move there (somehow) and build a vaporizing gun to zap you!

I wish everything was anime (then guys will look sooo cool and girls will look soooooo hot) ^^

As you are playing DDR, Evil-Zukin pops out of the screen and forces you to be her secks slave for the rest of your life.

I wish that I could fly oh so high in the sky...

Fly high in the sky only to be shot down by terrorists that think you were going to bomb them.

I wish I hadn't pissed off my girlfriend a long time ago.

You didn't piss off your girlfriend but her ex-boyfriend killed you in his sleep out of jealousy...

I wish I had all-u-can-play DDR all the time....

You cannot stop and eventually you get like the worst leg pains ever and your legs must be cut off.... uh yeah.

I wish Buckethead would play in my city...

He plays in your city, but chops off a random audience members hand (you), and uses it as a guitar pick.

I wish cows could produce chocolate milk straight from the udder

But when you drank the milk it contained the MAD COW DIEASE!!!

I wish that my PS2 was online.

its online but somebody uses futuristic hacking devices and blows up your ps2 from somewhere in australia... damn kangaroos...

I wish that every person i hate dies!

All your hated people die and their loved ones hate you so they start an angry mob and chase you down to hell. IS THAT POSSIBLE???

I wish I had a 3 screen-for-one desktop supercomputer!!!