TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]
 

TWG CAPITALISM

Role PM's:

Town x10: You are vanilla town, your vote is your power. You win when all threats are removed from town.

Cop x1: You are a cop. During the night, you can check the alignment of a player of your choice. It will come back as Anti-Town or Town. You win when all threats are removed from town.
Nerfed Doctor x1: During the night, you can choose a CEO of your choice to save. Your target will be immune to any attacks. You may not choose the same target twice in a row. You win when all threats are removed from town.
Vigilante x1: During the night, you can choose a CEO of your choice to be killed. You win when all threats are removed from town.
Blocker x1: During the night, you can choose a CEO of your choice to be blocked. You win when all threats are removed from town.
Deal Breaker x1: During the night, you can choose a CEO of your choice to prevent an Acquisition. This has no effect on anyone else in the game besides the Acquisitioner. You win when all threats are removed from town.

Vanilla Wolf x1: You are a vanilla wolf. You win when you receive majority over town. Be wary! There is a chance that your alliance might be compromised. Discuss other companies in your private chat carefully.
Bulletproof Vanilla Wolf x1: You are a vanilla wolf with a 1shot vest. You win when you receive majority over town. Be wary! There is a chance that your alliance might be compromised. Discuss other companies in your private chat carefully.
Godfather x1: You are the godfather. You are immune to cop checks. Be wary! There is a chance that your alliance might be compromised. Discuss other companies in your private chat carefully.
Roleblocker x1: You are the roleblocker. During the night, you can choose a CEO to prevent them from making an action from being executed on their target. Be wary! There is a chance that your alliance might be compromised. Discuss other companies in your private chat carefully.

Acquisitioner x1: You are the 3rd party Acquisitioner. During the night, you choose a company to take over, becoming their new CEO. This can be done to any player in the game, including wolves. Your previous company gets flipped in return. You win when you are the last one standing or achieve majority. You have the option of not using your power. Also, Pregrame you can choose between Seer Immune or 1shot bulletproof vest.

Gimmicks:

- It is discouraged to claim your name or make your identity known.
- Due to the possibility of the Acquisitioner infiltrating the wolves, the wolf chat will be in quick-topic. The wolves will know who their partners are only in PM. Posting names/roles in quick-topic is heavily discouraged. This is done to prevent the Acquisitioner from knowing who the wolf team is in case of infiltration.
- Medic can not save acquisition targets.
- If a player has a vest that breaks, the player will know.
- You may NOT change the profile picture / signature / password of the account
- You can do stuff like disable signatures, and change post direction, time zone.
- If the aquisitioner has acquired a new account, every time they make a successful acquisition it will flip as the original role UNTIL they are caught, which will flip their original role AND the aquisitioner role at the same time, like this:

_________ has died, they were ___________ and the Aquisitioner.

The first Aquisitioner takeover will flip the aquisitioner role normally.



Power Role Hierarchy:


Player Pool:

1) Alibaba Group
2) Amazon Vanilla Town [Killed Night 2]
3) Apple Vanilla Town [Killed Night 1]
4) China Mobile Vanilla Town [Killed Night 2]
5) Disney Vanilla Town [Killed Night 1]
6) Facebook
7) GE Vigilante [Killed Night 3]
8) Google Vanilla Town [Modkilled Day 4]
9) IBM
10) Marlboro Vanilla Wolf [Lynched D3]
11) McDonalds
12) Microsoft
13) Shell
14) Starbucks
15) Toyota Vanilla Town [Modkilled Day 2]
16) UPS Bulletproof Wolf [Lynched D1]
17) Verizon Roleblocker Wolf [Lynched D2]
18) Visa Vanilla Town [Modkilled Day 2]
19) Walmart Old Aquisitioner [Killed Night 1]
20) Wells Fargo

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Capitalism ain't a problem up here though

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Day 1 Start. You may now post. D1 will end in 3 days, on Sunday the 4th @ 10pm Server.
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Oh my gosh!

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Who's all ready to work together? I'm happy to supply anyone with my oils and fuels. I'd wager they would make anyone go far!

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alright everyone
let's make some money
catch some wolves
and get lots of great PR while doing it

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Good morning.
google+ is shit.
That is all.

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theme song for this game:

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As long as you all keep talking to each other using my phones, then that's all the money I need.

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Good morning/afternoon/whatever. Being there for the thread opening is so boring.
[twgv]Facebook[twgv]
Anybody want to start killing wolves with me?!

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Care to... fill me up with your fuel?

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just because i put a gay guy in beauty and the beast doesn't mean i want to see that shit all over the place

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But even the 'Can you hear me now' dude left you for Sprint

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Oh, Toyota! We'll be happy to supply your vehicles with the finest fuels. That is if you're willing to strike us a good deal!

See, we recently had reports that our competitors are going bankrupt suddenly and being liquidated. Normally this wouldn't bug us, but the businesses that are going down are rather big, like us!

So, would you invest in us? We'll supply you handsomely!

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GE ready to part E!

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Oh Shell, you know I'd do anything for you. I'll invest in you any time, as long as you keep giving me interest, darling.

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*knock, knock, knock*

Hello this is UPS!! I'm going to need somebody to sign for this hot delivery.

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That's good to hear! One of our contacts will keep in touch.

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Uh, sorry to disappoint you UPS man, but your delivery seems to be locked!

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I think Xiz was trying for something cool with these avatars, but they just hurt my eyes, frankly.

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Are they flags?
Are they underwater?
Not even Warren Buffet knows.

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:(

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IAmA company that makes shit-tier consoles without any exclusives on them and expects you to pay $500 for one AMA

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is scum, suggested capitalism could be a problem

also hi im visa and im a helpful company that gives u moneys for free

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also, apple your computers are bad and you should feel bad

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i read page one and all of a sudden anon accts are better than i could have ever imagined ty based xiz

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so i have a very serious question that i would like answered immediately thx

are we all ceos or are we more like the embodiment of our companies or is it something more like were the companies personified into ffr accts

very important question to me thx

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CEOs

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also i feel like i need to policy vote marlboro because they'd kill us faster than any wolf in this game would

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BILLY GATES HERE

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i agree with microsoft smoking is bad for you dont do it

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What the fuck?

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My stockholders selected this image to be the new face of our company. If you have an issue, please contact the board of directors with your inquiry.

Thank you,

Sam Walton

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So are you trying to sell some delicate eggplants or what?

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the video game industry is not stable and the sooner you realize that the sooner you'll go back to being an actual innovator in the computing world
not that apple is doing any better

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Eggplants are always available in our produce section at a guaranteed low price.

Thank you,

Sam Walton

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eggplants are also the emoji of choice for over half of your customer-base

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Walmart no longer has a customer base. We just rolled out our same-day delivery for our Prime customers, and we have a center in every city with a Walmart. We will purchase your remaining inventory if you will also give us your vote

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wal-mart is cheaper

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also i have a sponsorship with walmart, apply for the walmart visa card now and save 50 dollars on your next purchase of 100 or more

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Amazon, would you be interested in a partnership with UPS? With our powers combined we can bring our customers ultimate satisfaction and crush the competition!

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I think we're already partnered dawg

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ups-amazon scum

amazon

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Visa cards will no longer be an accepted means of payment at Amazon dot com

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To Whom It May Concern,

This is a mail to report internal company analytics. I am pleased to announce that China Mobile has no discrepancies and is functioning as a normal company in the present time. We will continue to strive towards a greater future for telecommunications in China and build a better world with our fellow corporate partners. I understand there are some rumors of hostile takeovers, so we are pleased to announce a special task force to investigate other companies using our telecom services; this has been approved by the United Xiz Nations. No worries, we won't tap your phones for too long!

I am a bit sick and have company-related travel on Friday evening (which I may not be even able to attend at my current illness level), but I hope to receive your cooperation in the days to come.

Sincerely,

Li Yue
China Mobile, CEO
Business Administration, Hong Kong Polytechnic University
MBA, Tianjin University

P.S. I will not send too many communications personally, my task force will communicate directly to improve efficiency. They may not have the best mail etiquette, but I'm sure their message will get across!

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None of you survive without me, so you all just bow to the king.

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ge towncore

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IBM

You suck and Watson can suck my hairy fucking nutsack

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Hello nutsacks,

Chief officer of special task force of China Mobile here, Mrs. Victoria Feng. Glad to be working with you cocksuckers.
Just a quick reminder, we are now logging communications. Don't get your panties in a bunch, I just pray to God you're not hiding hoards of pornography. Man that'd be embarrassing LOL

Also, I don't fuck with bribes, so don't even think about buying your way out. I can smell corrupt companies like a bloodhound, and I will zone in on you faster than you can call your safeword when you're visiting your dominatrix. Let's be honest, you all have one.

Cheers,

Victoria

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I am the alpha bitch

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this thread suddenly got nsfw or smth

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Go rot in the trash Starbucks. Your coffee is worse than my husband's boiled foot fungus.

- Victoria

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i suddenly feel exposed because i didnt do any research and dont have a pr to pose as

u posers

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so i guess we dont know how many wolf there are but im guessing 4

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Pssh, you don't look all that intimidating.

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Phase ends June 4 @10pm Server
9:59 Good 10:00 Bad
Insta = 10

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Hmm... Victoria. Would your company have need of any of our fine oils and fuels?

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I can't speak for our CEO, but I'm all about that renewable energy train. How's your R&D going?

Excuse me, I need to step out for a bit. Girl things, you know?

- Victoria

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calling it now china mobile is acquisitioner because that would be the funniest shit

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AlRiGhT LiStEn Up YoU PoSeRs .

I WaS RiCh AnD SuCcEsSfUl BeFoRe MoSt Of YoU WeRe EvEn BoRn.

WiThOuT Me YoUr CoMpAnIeS WoUlD ' Nt EvEn ExIsT .

So If YoU CoUlD PrOmPtLy PrOsTrAtE YoUrSeLvEs BeFoRe Me In ReVeReNcE , ThAt WoUlD Be GrEaT .

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I always knew the CEO of IBM was a toddler.

See you in the stone age, neanderthal.

Thank you,

Sam Walton

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StArBuCkS Is JuSt A ChEaP CoFfEe ChAiN WhErE HiPsTeR MiLlEnNiAlS Go To EaT AvAcAdO BrEaD AnD TaLk AbOuT ThEiR FaKe BaChElOrS DeGrEeS .

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YoU DiSgUsT Me .

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My CoMpUtEr Is So AdVaNcEd ItS CoMpIlInG ThEsE PoStS FrOm NeWsPaPeR ClIpPiNgS Of LeTtErS Im SeNdInG ViA My PhOnE To My HoMe OfFiCe .

BeCaUsE Im CuRrEnTlY BeInG HeLd PrIsOnEr In A NiGeRiAn InTeRnEt CaFe .

SeNd MoNeY PlEaSe .

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Dearest IBM, I would much love it if you would put your... technology... in me. I think with you here in me, helping the driver of course, we could really do some... great... things

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IBM, I want you to know that your analytics-as-a-service program is cheez-whiz and your customer support reminds me of Walmart's stanky armpit hair

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Greetings.

I'd have been in earlier, but I can't post and charge my phone at the same time. I hope you understand.

Luckily I can just make emojis keys on my keyboard, so you might be seeing some of those soon. ;-)

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Why do I have the darkest logo? That makes me feel shadowy. I'd prefer something lighter and slimmer.

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IBM's typing style is going to bother me severely, I just know it.

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Best post in the thread.

Worst post in the thread.

This covers the entire game, by the way. I'm calling it now.

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Also, I enjoy Starbucks' attitude. I can't think of a more perfect outlet for barista boss rage.

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Oh please. Just because you're the ones that are making this possible doesn't mean you can come in here and demand offers.

That's just bad business!

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yeah, wouldn't want anyone in this game to have a distinct typing style that requires a decent amount of concentration to keep up
oh wait

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How slim we talking here? Slim enough to warrant buying a 'new' 800 dollar phone?

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Prob the same person in charge of the Wendy's twitter account

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I just spent a few minutes staring at the vote count and all the flags moving at the same time, so um [SOMETHING ABOUT VERIZON] and also [SOMETHING BAD ABOUT EVERY OTHER COMPANY]