You got an unlimited amount of pizza pops but there was too much that the gravity of earth can't handle it so then the earth explodes.

I wish that Synlight should stop working on R2 and more on his newborn child.

Synthlight drops R2 and takes care of his kid. But with the money lost because of dropped advertisers, he is forced to sell the child on the slave market for food money.

I wish my HD was much bigger.

your hd becomes much bigger and then you die of shock

i wish someone would tell me what an HD is

You now know what a HD is, the problem is you have to figure it out on your own. Because of all the stress you're putting on your brain you go into a coma for 2 years.

I wish the new house we're building has a basement for all the computers and stuff like that :D

You get a basement, and your computer go there, but then the basement floods, and you lose everything.

I wish that Frank Sinatra wsa still alive :(

Frank sinatra comes alive, but he is a zombie and he eats your brains out. you die.

I WISH THAT I COULD EAT PUDDING UNTIL IT COMES OUT MY NOSE.

You eat pudding but it does come out of your nose in front of your soul-mate and they point and laugh and then run off with your best mate (who doesn't have pudding coming out of their nose).

I wish my gerbil would get better so he doesn't die (oh and world peace/ end of famin and suffering bla bla bla)

Your gerbil doesnt die, but every night while you are sleep, it stands on your headboard making evil plots to end mankind.

I wish I wasnt sick anymore.

you become miraculously cured, but your connection to E.T. develops inversely as you recover. As you get better, E.T. only becomes more sick to the point of death. The doctors try CPR and it doesn't work. The government then puts E.T. into a Cyrogenic chamber. In short, you are an asshole.

I wish E.T. would live instead of selfish Layla-Day.

E.T. lives, only to rape u 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times 9 times!

I wish someone would PLZ be an idiot & give me a gun to shoot him with.

Your wish happens, but you became the idiot with the gun so you kill yourself!!!

I wish that the kids at my P.E. class blows up into pieces becuase they make fun of me of my race (fucken racists, or like, Azn KKKs).

your wish is corrupted already due to the fact that its true. This is a horrible job of contradiction, i know. I wish to be ABOVE than the 500th user on FFR the game.

Your wish came true, but you are highly disrespected in the FFR team so they ban you and burn your house (FFR KKK's!!!!)

I wish that a PSP will come instantly in my lap. Without paying!!!!

It instantly goes into your labtop but it also infects all files so that on startup it blows up into millions of pieces

I wish I hadn't got banned from jTWG/TWG for 2 games!

You don't get banned, so you play but you stink soooooooooooo much that you get banned for...well, FOREVER!!!!!

I wish that I had a dirtbike!!!

You get a dirtbike, but when you rode it, it backfired and made you reverse fast and crashed into a wall. You back has been broken!!!!

Man, I wish that I get a better screenname for this site.

You get a better screenname for this site, then you realise you're a noob.


I wish i had some coffee.

You get some coffee but it was highly caffinited so you go crazy and get into a airplane and then you jumped into the middle of an Iraq warzone!

I wish that the FFR war was back on.

FFR war comes back on, but you lose first.

I wish the worst possible thing on earth would happen to me.

A Ion Cannon Beacon (C&C Renegade) falls to you but the wind falls into your family and their house, which soon the weather becomes rainy and a gigantic blue laser hits the area and kills them all!!!

I wish that I have my own computer...