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Re: ★ Make a Wish!
Granted, but each of their offsprings is born embedded in your skin like the botfly larva, to burst forth painfully upon maturity, turning you into a walking parasitic host of mosquitoes.
I wish I had such ridiculous amounts of muscle I could bench press full-grown elephants with my pinky fingers. |
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Granted but you didn't have any other fingers.
I wish Notepad looked prettier. |
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Granted, but now all the Notepads has no feature within it
I wish I could travel through time |
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granted but you were only able to travel back in time once and you were eaten by a dinosaur
i wish i was a pie |
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Granted, but you were a dingleberry pie.
I wish I had more steak |
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Granted, but now that no one else in the world eats cow, you are seen as a murderer and sent to prison.
I wish I could retake my Physics exam |
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Granted, but you have to complete it with 100% and in 10 seconds or else you fail the class.
I wish glass wouldn't hurt when I step on it. |
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granted but everything else that you step on now will be extremely painful
I wish that FPS games would stop overpowering every goddamn weapon each time a new game comes out |
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Granted but now everyone else has mad skillz and is camping you and killing you .000001 seconds after you spawn.
I wish that lag would go away forever. |
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Granted, but the lag from software stays. Louis Amriham Gharv will be in the news tomorrow morning, supposedly to have disappeared.
I wish that USB plugins could be plugged into anything. |
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Granted, but now everything becomes completely wireless.
I wish Pokemon were real. |
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Granted but they all went extinct a long time ago :(
I wish I was exactly 1 inch taller. |
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Granted but everyone else is now two inches taller.
I wish I wasn't so tired. |
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Granted but you're now a robot
I wish my video camera didn't die |
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Granted, but now you can't turn it off, and it starts streaming everything from your room onto the internet. GG privacy...
I wish I could get Heavy |
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I wish I could have 1000 dollars worth of pocky. |
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Granted. But due to a factory error, they all came without the frosted coating.
I wish girls would stop shaving off their eyebrows, then penciling on new ones. :P |
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I wish I could be healthier. |
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Granted, but word around town of your overnight health boost sparks rumours of alleged steroid use. The girls in town start cracking jokes at your wang size, forcing you into a life of solitude, WOW all-nighters and pr0n abuse.
;P I wish could play classical guitar effortlessly. |
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