Re: Make a Wish!
 

granted, but it's 180 degrees in.

I wish the tooth fairy existed.

Re: Make a Wish!
 

granted, but all your teeth magically disappear.

I wish all of my pencils would never become dull.

Re: Make a Wish!
 

I wish for an unlimited supply of money :)

Re: Make a Wish!
 

Granted, but you run out of lead.

I wish someone could explain why the light comes on when i open the refrigerator.

Re: Make a Wish!
 

The correct syntax for the phrase in this game is
"I wish someone would explain why the light comes on when I open the refrigerator."

Granted, but then they'd go on to an incredibly boring rant about the inner mechanics and intricacies of fridges in general.

I wish for an unlimited supply of delicious cake that appears and disappears on demand.

Re: Make a Wish!
 

Granted but, the cake is a lie.

I wish for a turtle fence

Re: Make a Wish!
 

Granted but Peter Hoekstra liberates your turtles and stabs you in your left eye.

I wish I could create portals to any dimension, alternate existance, or any series of locatable thoughts, completely at will.

Re: Make a Wish!
 

I wish i had a girlfriend from canada, white, with green eyes and brown hair :)


Lol dude we can make true our wishes eachother, teach me english and ill teach you spanish, lol xD

Re: Make a Wish!
 

Granted but she's not Amy and definitely not under 50 years of age.

I wish my dreams would come true today.

Re: Make a Wish!
 

granted, but only your worst nightmares.

I wish the guy after me would grant my wish, and it would come true EXACTLY like I want it to. :3
edit: Aren't you not supposed to post extremely frequent posts in game threads? x-x;

Re: Make a Wish!
 

Granted but I can manipulate what you think you'd want and then later it might not be to your pleasure.

I wish I owned a bowling alley.

Re: Make a Wish!
 

I didnt even say her name awein <.<
and if her features are like those well its noy my fault, it may was just a coincidence...

Re: Make a Wish!
 

Not gonna play the dumb forum game but
Weren't you supposed to have killed yourself like 2 days ago

Re: Make a Wish!
 

Either ask for a wish or GTFO, This isn't the place for this shit, that's what we ahve PMs for.

Re: Make a Wish!
 

Shit, it's too late for me to change my vote for worst poster and stupidest poster. Oh well.


Damn bumps.

Re: Make a Wish!
 

I think the thread Died... >.>

I vote thread lock.

Re: Make a Wish!
 

I wish that the thread would revive

Re: Make a Wish!
 

The thread will revive, but will never be the same again.

I wish I had a loli furry pet.

Re: Make a Wish!
 

Granted, but it comes alive and eats you.

I wish I didn't have to poop right now.

Re: Make a Wish!
 

Granted, but it causes you to do questionable things with it in public.

I wish this post wasn't at the top of the page.

EDIT: ('cause of deleted post)
Granted, but you'll really have to dump a big one in five minutes and you'll be stuck in the middle of LA traffic during rush hour.

I wish this post was at the top of the page.