Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

I believe that's up to the mod to decide.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

I for one enjoy the challenge. I don't think I'll spam your dicks off though.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

Let me tell you about the story of my life FFR.

When I was a young lad, a rock fell on my head.

Then I woke up and I forgot how to think.

Since this day, I joined FFR and smashed keys endlessly.

Now I am here and I'm finally realizing my true nature as a non-thinker.

At first I was in denial, I was like, cmon I can think and be smart too, but as time went I realized that I was just lying to myself.

I am in fact an idiot.

That took a lot of courage to type, I hope you support me fam.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

You can wait 2-3 days roundbox when we're all dead for being active.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

Actually, it's going to take 5 Days to wipe every Survivors and achieve parity assuming wolves never die.

You can probably wait even longer.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

Like come back in a month or something.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

Being an active good player is just too risky after all. Idiots like me will want to get you lynched for no good reasons and that sucks because you deserve to have a fair game too.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

This thread is now a personal journal for me.

Come back tomorrow, the next 200 posts are reserved.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

Journal Entry #1:

I never expected Charu to teach me the alphabets and numbers up to twelve.

I feel like I'm getting smarter.

I'm intimidated by his longest word posts because I don't know what they mean.

Maybe there's more to this.

- End of Entry #1

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

Journal Entry #2:

I found this list of players recently and decided to write poor notes.

1. Hakulyte - The Hero and Protagonist of the Story.
2. ShadoWolfe - Has Wolf in his name therefore it's a Wolf.
3. Red Blaster - I think that name sounds like a weapon, we should keep him alive in case of need.
4. roundbox - My brain hurt thinking at what's a round box.
5. Wineandbread - Probably drunk.
6. Precarious - I had to google that word.
7. DaBackpack - Sounds like someone helpful for carrying our stuff.
8. thesunfan - Probably spend his days bathing to the sun and not caring about his survival. I'm worried.
9. j-rodd123 - An individualist. Good luck to you, I hope you change your mind and join us, but honestly, you're probably safer away from me.
10. Tokzic - Try not to poison yourself.
11. MixMasterLar - A normal buddy.
12. R.E. Aryxi - A strange buddy.
13. Charu - A flamboyant buddy.
14. danceflashrevo - A shy buddy.

- End of Entry #2

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

I'm flamboyant, eh?

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

You're hard to not notice at the very least.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

... Yeah, this challenge is bullshit. It'll fill up thread with junk, make it unreadable, and then essentially gifts an OP power to the person most willing to be a spammer.

Also, if you were going to be doing challenges, that's something that really been put into the voting thread. It's bullshit that you're forcing us to be subjected to endless spam.

@Charu, I've actually read the "Better late than never" joke before. It was great!

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

Join the fun then

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

Spam and make 2 character posts with 6 posts per minute

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

I guess I'll type the entire alphabet too.

Let's turn this game into an educational platform.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

btw you missed e. when you typed the alphabet. How dare you Charu.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

wait botchis in the game??

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

i like how we turned this into like while the moderators sleep

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

I would like to apologize to the host for this painfully looking absence of game progression and all the spectators who left their seat a few hours ago.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

He's not.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

Moderators can't stop us here because they can't post in the game without a valid reason.

It's time for revenge.

1.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

I mean..

A.

I said I would do the alphabet first.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

e.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

botchi's not in this game you fkin liar rb, i wanna trust you and touch your powerpoints but you just wont let me

2.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

i mean B

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

I plan to spam unless someone decide to be active.

See this like a protest that won't get listened to.

ty.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

kk

You're not wolf until the end of the game.

That's all I needed from you.

Thank you.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

I'm protesting this bullshit. I came here for a game of Survivor, not "Bullshit Survivor like the TV Show, not the variant of twg!"

@Arnt, I get that you want more activity, but this is ridiculous, will ruin your game, and is bullshit. I'm off to work in 30 minutes and dread the thought of having to read 30 pages of spam after a long day of work just in the hopes of finding a wolftell. -sigh- FUCK THIS BULLSHIT

Arntonach
^protest vote will stay there. such bullshit.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

C!

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Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

I figured if I can't win this game, I may as well just give you all cancer.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

D. btw

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

Ya think? My mood went to shit because I realized I'd either have to stop giving a shit about the game and not re-read when I get back, or actually give a shit and read the alphabet x100. So, yes, I'm not happy. Not sure if this game is worth it anymore tbh. Lemme go double check how long this challenge lasts for.. If it's til EoD then I don't even know.. fucking hell.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

Dee

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

dammit E

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

F. \o

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

#not my problem

Kappa

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

G.

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Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

H.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

I.

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J.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

K.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

The idea was to spark conversation in thread (ya know, back when the game had OOTC) by rewarding such while punishing people for lurking too much. Instead, it's a shitshow. Guess that's why you guys can't have nice things. I will revoke the reward and keep the punishment, but now I have to rework the challenges so there's no more gaffes. Shit, Jeff's got it tough. :l

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

This should be within the expectations of a Day 1 honestly. It's just going slightly differently.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

Thank you! You're a beautiful human being and I love you for making my day brighter <3

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

I'm trying to punish AFK players with spam that they're going to be stuck reading later on just to make sure there's nothing here.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

OoTC: On when?

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

LMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

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Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

Oh, the mod put a stop to it

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

What if I don't stop anyway?

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

...I think anyways?

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

So, did you beat Xenoblade Chronicles?

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

Whelp, back to Tokzic

On second thought, Precarious why're you lurking?

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

Nah

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

Got bored half-way or you just didn't finish it yet?

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

I'm near end game. Taking a little breather because the next step is a whole lot of side questing and level grinding

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

Bumping that up because bottom paged.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

...Or I could just go to the final area in the game and beat it without being OP. Fighting the final boss when OP is never fun (to me anyways)

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

He did, thankfully! He kept the punishment for most inactive (one phantom), but took away the reward for most posts.
I will make it my life's goal to travel to Quebec and find you among the countless francophones. Then, we'll fall in love and livr happilu ever after.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

Are you liking the gameplay overall?

How long do you think this game takes to do overall?

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Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

If you going casually through it and not doing (or very little) side questing AND not giving yourself restrictions... probably 80 hours.

If you're trying to do everything. More than 120 hours easily

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

This thread moves fast.

Thank you. :)

***

Anyway, to the main point. Charu is clearly a wolf, as I shall indisputably demonstrate. First, he is known for the catchphrase "Dohoho!" This may seem superficially innocent, but belies a more sinister heritage. As this phrase is often associated with the Muppet characters Waldorf and Statler, it should be noted that

1. There are two of them
2. They are hostile to all the other characters (i.e. survivors)

Sounds an awful lot like wolves. Dohoho? How lupine of you, Charu.

Second, Charu is also known for Snivy. A grass snake is basically a snake in the grass. And a snake in the grass, besides being treacherous, is basically a wolf. I'm sure they share like 99% of the same DNA.

More to the point, 11 pages and about 6000 Charu posts in, he still hasn't explicitly claimed to be a survivor. This is an important litmus test, because it can potentially be evaluated via lie detector. Clearly Charu fears the truth, and is therefore a liecanthrope.

Please note that the third part of this might not be true because I've only read through page 11 so far and I'm tired of not posting. But who cares, really?

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

Seriously though, I'd appreciate if anyone could state whether there's anything pressing in the last 8 pages, or if I can basically just start posting and read those pages at my leisure.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

I like you already

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

Lol what'd really happen is I'd make it my life's mission to go to Quebec and find you. Then, after years of fruitlessly searching, I hear a familiar click-clacking-keyboard-mashing of FFR ringing out in the dead of night. I run to the house it's coming from and barge in, gasping for air and panting, "Hakulyte!". The moment our eyes meet, a connection between us is sparked and we fall madly in love.


NTR edition: I later find out that you had gotten married in the years I spent searching for you, and that your SO was in the room next door getting mindbroken by our mindblowing first encounter.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

Or you could, y'know, ask him "you wanna fuck?"

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

precarious that was too quality of a shit post to be here wtf

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

DFR, you're reading it wrong, the 2nd post was to emphasize that he doesn't know what he's talking about. It's fine.

Don't be fooled by the logic.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

I just got to the alphabet part. I'm going to assume I can just leap in.

And there's the Better Nate than Lever joke. And it was quoted.

I'm very seriously considering posting the full chemical name for titin.

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

precarious do you wanna kill me y/n

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

haku i'll be fooled by the logic and my opinion differs from yours

hark the haku angels sing

Re: TWG CLVIII: Game Thread - Survivor Valais
 

DFR, it's the other way around, you're supposed to attack players and try to take control of the game instead of defending yourself and self-destructing which I already have the copyright on my meta.