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OneHandNow 10-22-2010 09:37 AM

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.
 
I forgot about a research paper that was due today.

What do?

Litodude 10-22-2010 09:38 AM

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by revolutionomega (Post 3319741)
I can't stop masturbating :'(

Find a productive hobby outside, work out constantly, or find a 'distraction' of the female (or male) gender.

Litodude 10-22-2010 09:40 AM

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHandNow (Post 3319858)
I forgot about a research paper that was due today.

What do?

Start writing now.

5.points 10-22-2010 09:58 AM

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.
 
How do I get myself more motivated to do ****.

Emo_Saur_ 10-22-2010 10:03 AM

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 5.points (Post 3319971)
How do I get myself more motivated to do ****.

Prunes

Litodude 10-22-2010 10:18 AM

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 5.points (Post 3319971)
How do I get myself more motivated to do ****.

Take out the batteries in the remote control, mouse, and handheld video gaming device, shop for groceries after eating, and create small goals toward being more productive like 15 push ups/sit ups during each commercial break, etc.

Iam90 10-22-2010 10:41 AM

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Litodude (Post 3319841)
I'm going to assume that you have a problem having a narcissistic, socialogically depressed online persona in an attempt to be witty and/or funny, colloquially, something I can't help with because you're a deliberate flamboyant homosexual - in a connotative sense.

1. sociologically
sub 1. that doesn't make any sense do u know what sociology is
2. depression is always psychic
3. colloquially refers to language what are you saying
4. do u know what connotation is

// thanks for proving my point now lets talk about how to fix this

5.points 10-22-2010 10:54 AM

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Litodude (Post 3319986)
Take out the batteries in the remote control, mouse, and handheld video gaming device, shop for groceries after eating, and create small goals toward being more productive like 15 push ups/sit ups during each commercial break, etc.

Good ideas, I tried a few with some successes. The main issue is with ideas or productivity that I go half way through with but eventually completely give up on. Sometimes the issue is I realize that it is either not practical enough or a waste of time, others times just out of laziness.

To sum it up, how do I gain dedication toward what I already begun?

Litodude 10-22-2010 03:54 PM

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Iam90 (Post 3320001)
// thanks for proving my point now lets talk about how to fix this

yes
Quote:

Originally Posted by 5.points (Post 3320012)

To sum it up, how do I gain dedication toward what I already begun?

Adderall.

justaguy 10-22-2010 04:03 PM

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.
 
litodude u are dumb and unfunny fix you are life with suicide

Litodude 10-22-2010 04:14 PM

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by justaguy (Post 3320292)
litodude u are dumb and unfunny fix you are life with suicide

Eat meat.

scientific 10-22-2010 04:45 PM

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.
 
Times are hard
You're afraid to pay the fee
So you find yourself somebody
Who can do the job for free
When you need a bit of lovin'
Cause your man is out of town
That's the time you get me runnin'
And you know I'll be around

CHORUS:
I'm a fool to do your dirty work
Oh yeah
I don't wanna do your dirty work
No more
I'm a fool to do your dirty work
Oh yeah

Light the candle
Put the lock upon the door
You have sent the maid home early
Like a thousand times before
Like the castle in its corner
In a medieval game
I foresee terrible trouble
And I stay here just the same

CHORUS

protomanxl 10-22-2010 04:45 PM

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.
 
ive done every designer drug available along with new research chemicals
pma,dom,t2b. and everything you can think of .....that said im F*#king crazy
but sence i dont talk 2 people knowbody knows .....ive been clean for a yr now but im still seeing things humans arnt sapose 2 see^^?? i wish i was kidding

The-Persian-King 10-22-2010 04:52 PM

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.
 
What would happen to a minor (under 18) who attempts to rob someone, who's also carrying a knife, and threatening the victim? what's his sentence?

I was the victim, I wonder happened to the guy who tried to rob me.

roger the dodger 80 10-22-2010 04:56 PM

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.
 
floppy dicks

Litodude 10-22-2010 06:14 PM

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by protomanxl (Post 3320334)
ive done every designer drug available along with new research chemicals
pma,dom,t2b. and everything you can think of .....that said im F*#king crazy
but sence i dont talk 2 people knowbody knows .....ive been clean for a yr now but im still seeing things humans arnt sapose 2 see^^?? i wish i was kidding

Check yourself in into a psychiatric ward.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The-Persian-King (Post 3320343)
What would happen to a minor (under 18) who attempts to rob someone, who's also carrying a knife, and threatening the victim? what's his sentence?

I was the victim, I wonder happened to the guy who tried to rob me.

Depending on the court, he can be tried as an adult and sent to jail for attempted armed robbery or just a slap on the wrists.

Quote:

Originally Posted by roger the dodger 80 (Post 3320345)
floppy dicks

Viagra, Cialis, etc.

OneHandNow 10-22-2010 06:45 PM

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.
 
What if I don't get accepted into my first choice Ivy League school?

What do?

?_?

leonid 10-22-2010 06:50 PM

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHandNow (Post 3320452)
What if I don't get accepted into my first choice Ivy League school?

What do?

?_?


Go to your second choice Ivy League school

Litodude 10-22-2010 06:52 PM

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHandNow (Post 3320452)
What if I don't get accepted into my first choice Ivy League school?

What do?

?_?

You'll find that the business world don't really care which college you go to except for the last place you graduated and got your degree from, so feel free to roam schools.

duddychuck@yahoo.com 10-22-2010 06:55 PM

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.
 
I'm constipated


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