Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]
 

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Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]
 

Hmm... Victoria. Would your company have need of any of our fine oils and fuels?

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]
 

I can't speak for our CEO, but I'm all about that renewable energy train. How's your R&D going?

Excuse me, I need to step out for a bit. Girl things, you know?

- Victoria

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]
 

calling it now china mobile is acquisitioner because that would be the funniest shit

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]
 

AlRiGhT LiStEn Up YoU PoSeRs .

I WaS RiCh AnD SuCcEsSfUl BeFoRe MoSt Of YoU WeRe EvEn BoRn.

WiThOuT Me YoUr CoMpAnIeS WoUlD ' Nt EvEn ExIsT .

So If YoU CoUlD PrOmPtLy PrOsTrAtE YoUrSeLvEs BeFoRe Me In ReVeReNcE , ThAt WoUlD Be GrEaT .

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]
 

I always knew the CEO of IBM was a toddler.

See you in the stone age, neanderthal.

Thank you,

Sam Walton

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]
 

StArBuCkS Is JuSt A ChEaP CoFfEe ChAiN WhErE HiPsTeR MiLlEnNiAlS Go To EaT AvAcAdO BrEaD AnD TaLk AbOuT ThEiR FaKe BaChElOrS DeGrEeS .

WhAt HaVe YoU EvEn DoNe FoR ThE WoRlD BeSiDeS PrOvIdE HiGhLy CaFfInAtEd AnD ArTiFiCiAlLy SwEeTeNeD DrInKs ? ?

YoU DiSgUsT Me .

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]
 

My CoMpUtEr Is So AdVaNcEd ItS CoMpIlInG ThEsE PoStS FrOm NeWsPaPeR ClIpPiNgS Of LeTtErS Im SeNdInG ViA My PhOnE To My HoMe OfFiCe .

BeCaUsE Im CuRrEnTlY BeInG HeLd PrIsOnEr In A NiGeRiAn InTeRnEt CaFe .

SeNd MoNeY PlEaSe .

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]
 

Dearest IBM, I would much love it if you would put your... technology... in me. I think with you here in me, helping the driver of course, we could really do some... great... things

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]
 

IBM, I want you to know that your analytics-as-a-service program is cheez-whiz and your customer support reminds me of Walmart's stanky armpit hair

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]
 

Greetings.

I'd have been in earlier, but I can't post and charge my phone at the same time. I hope you understand.

Luckily I can just make emojis keys on my keyboard, so you might be seeing some of those soon. ;-)

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]
 

Why do I have the darkest logo? That makes me feel shadowy. I'd prefer something lighter and slimmer.

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]
 

IBM's typing style is going to bother me severely, I just know it.

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]
 

Best post in the thread.

Worst post in the thread.

This covers the entire game, by the way. I'm calling it now.

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]
 

Also, I enjoy Starbucks' attitude. I can't think of a more perfect outlet for barista boss rage.

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]
 

Oh please. Just because you're the ones that are making this possible doesn't mean you can come in here and demand offers.

That's just bad business!

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]
 

yeah, wouldn't want anyone in this game to have a distinct typing style that requires a decent amount of concentration to keep up
oh wait

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]
 

How slim we talking here? Slim enough to warrant buying a 'new' 800 dollar phone?

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]
 

Prob the same person in charge of the Wendy's twitter account

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]
 

I just spent a few minutes staring at the vote count and all the flags moving at the same time, so um [SOMETHING ABOUT VERIZON] and also [SOMETHING BAD ABOUT EVERY OTHER COMPANY]