Re: Make a Wish!
 

Granted, but you fly into a plane and die.

I wish I had the ability of instant regeneration.

Re: Make a Wish!
 

Granted, but every time you regenerate an enormous penis grows on the thing you regenerated.

I wish I could have more wishes.

Re: Make a Wish!
 

granted but every wish must be a death wish on a family member of yours and the ones you love

i wish i could manipulate gravity

im totally cool with no land masses i could now manipulate time 8)

Re: Make a Wish!
 

Granted, but all land masses have been removed from existence.

I wish i had a zebra with a saddle on its back.

Re: Make a Wish!
 

granted, but the zebra has rabies and a broken leg.

I wish I had a 78" HDTV.

Re: Make a Wish!
 

Granted but it is permanently stuck on disney channel and has no off button or input buttons...

I wish for some advil.

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Granted, but it's not very effective... In fact, it has the opposite effect from the one it's usually supposed to provide and you find out shortly after that you have leprosy cancer.

I wish for a sunny day.

Re: Make a Wish!
 

Granted, but the sun will explode before dusk.

I wish for a talking penguin to do my bidding.

Re: Make a Wish!
 

Granted, but it speaks in only Hebrew.

I wish for Super Heated Laser Vision

Re: Make a Wish!
 

Granted, but the laser will melt your eyes when you use it.

I wish to live forever.

Re: Make a Wish!
 

Granted, but you will serve a life sentence in jail.

I wish to have as many wishes as I want.

Edit: looool someone already wished this. Oh well.

Re: Make a Wish!
 

Granted but then we steal all your forks and condoms.

I wish I didn't have to go to driving school.

Re: Make a Wish!
 

Granted, you are ready for the roadtest

i wish i could get a new car

Re: Make a Wish!
 

Granted, but you will crash into a tree and total it.

I wish to never be bored.

Re: Make a Wish!
 

granted. but since you are never bored anymore you can never play FFR again!

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I wish i could surfe the dark net and find all those hidden files.

Re: Make a Wish!
 

granted - but you have to kill your parents first.

i wish there's a way i could go back in time.

Re: Make a Wish!
 

granted, but the only place you can go back to is 1771, Yaeyama, Okinawa, Japan.

i wish i was a fish

Re: Make a Wish!
 

Granted but a shark ate you
I wish someone could make my day

Re: Make a Wish!
 

Granted, but this same person will ruin your entire life in the day after.


I wish I could fly.

Re: Make a Wish!
 

Granted, but a bird poops on your face. You lose control and die.

I wish I could be taller.