hell and heaven become one, but then everone will start killing and stealing, and no matter what, they get away with it.

I wish I had every cd in the world.

You get every CD in the world, but they're all broken into little tiny pieces so you can't listen to them, you just have them.

I wish guys would see me as a girl, and not "just another one of the guys"

You get seen as a girl until someone sees your penis

I wish that I could blow up people with the touch of a finger by hitting pressure ponits in there body

u blow urslf up lol gg noob




i wish i had parnts LOL

u have parnts but tehn u nevr get nonn form teh slut down teh strett cuz ur wang is covred lolololoololololololololololololol

Wow... that was really stupid.

K, my wish is for the girl I like to break up with the loser she's going out with so I can have a chance with her.

she breaks up with, but later on you find out that she broke up with him because she became a lesbian.

I wish I had a pony.

You get a pony, but later realize it has rabies so you are forced to commit the cliche 'Old Yeller' scene on it...

I wish I was a P.I.M.P.

You become a Probably Infected Molesting Petophile. You get arrested for this. You end up sharing a cell with Michael Jackson.

I wish I could take any item I wanted from anyone without them, or the law, caring.

you get a item for free from Walmart SuperCenter. A thief sees u, takes out a shotgun and shoots u in the head and takes the item.


I wish I was INVINCIBLE!!!

You can't be invincible because I am already cooler than you therefore making it impossible for you to be invincible. Bow to your sensei.

I wish zajac would live.

Zajac ends up living afterall like you want, but then ends up marrying you and and you have to live the rest of your life with him until you realize it's just not worth it anymore and you become hooked on crack and go on a drunken rampage where you end up commiting suicide... ;)

I wish Jurs would live...

Jurs ends up living, but stabbing you in the face with a butterknife until you bleed to death.

Ouch... At least it's not rusty...

I forgot to add my wish:


I wish zajac would live and everything bad would happen to me.

Zajac ends up dying and ony good stuff hapens to you from now on... So your dream is ruined! MUHAHAHAHAH!

I wish Jurs would die and only good things happened to me...

Jurs ends up living and you get AIDS from a monkey and die.

You forgot to make a wish

Your forgot bites you in the leg, which gives you A.D.D so that your wish leaves you.
Hey, I had to improvise, he was too unspecific.
I wish that I would get paid to say "Todos los dias hago tu madre."

You get paid to say that Spanish phrase, but then a bunch of Mexicans pull up in their low-rider and beat the shit out of you..... Sorry..... But that's how they roll.....

I wish that Jurs wasn't so mean to me... :(

Jurs isnt mean anymore, but then she pays a lot of attention to you and her jealous boyfriend beats the hell out of you.

I wish this damn stomach flu would go away...