Re: TWG 129: Salmonella Supermarket
 

I guess instead of lynching we sacrifice a grocery item to The Trash Can and hope the disease dies with it in its plastic liner pit of unending hell.

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You wanna go, son? I'll whoop your ass like I did with every other trouble food!

Re: TWG 129: Salmonella Supermarket
 

Corn must tell you both to break it up before you two spoil yourselves!

Re: TWG 129: Salmonella Supermarket
 

And I'm still not done with the puns yet

Re: TWG 129: Salmonella Supermarket
 

stop, you're making me blush
*turns red all over*

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I am tempted to replace my avatar with hi19's avatar. Same difference, right?

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bed time, see you tomorrow~
green

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Re: TWG 129: Salmonella Supermarket
 

Good morning you good and not-so-good fruits and veggies and meat and grain by-products and dairy by-products!

We're gonna have some fun today, cornman will sniff out you moldy fruits and/or veggies and/or rotting hunks of meat and/or moldy grain by-products and/or spoiled dairy by-products!


I have found the easiest way to find the them, check this out. It's a map to guide us to victory:


The top of the structure obviously houses the LEAST abundance of food we SHOULD eat. But guess what, as we climb lower down the ladder, we get MORE of the foods we SHOULD eat.

See, we lynch from bottom UP. It's so easy.

Even though I'm second from the bottom, the corn is actually NOT a vegetable. It should be up there with the sugar since its yellow body can be made into so many forms of sugar.

Thus with this logic, I will be the last one to be thrown away to The Trash Can!

This plan is flawless.

Re: TWG 129: Salmonella Supermarket
 

Also good morning cereal, I was going to have some of you for breakfast.

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Mornin' Corn! I am currently eating myself. o.O

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Actually I was gonna eat some eggs. Cereal by itself isn't very appetizing.

Re: TWG 129: Salmonella Supermarket
 

im here to cause some controversy hello

Re: TWG 129: Salmonella Supermarket
 

dont mess with a 91 year old piece of pork let me tell you

Re: TWG 129: Salmonella Supermarket
 

Wow flexable.

Re: TWG 129: Salmonella Supermarket
 

Lettuce you need to join tomato and steak and bread to make a burger. MMMMMMmmmmmmmm

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Hi Kitchen Knife.

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I was considering doing that, but The Kitchen Knife might be angered by that....

Re: TWG 129: Salmonella Supermarket
 

ive tassled with the kitchen knife before hes a loser