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does that mean you two are gonna call each other now

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wait it means that?

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i will not do calls

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Cuz if it does then I guess so o-o

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Oh, well cool then cuz I don't really do voice much either

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heeeelllll yyyyyeeeeeaaaaaa

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:D

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Blaseball is defined by its own Patreon page as "an absurdist, player-driven, online baseball league".

It is a simulated baseball league of 20 teams, playing an entire season and postseason in a single week. Some team names are "Yellowstone Magic" and "New York Millennials". All the "day's" games play at once, with (usually) no outside input.

The website's users get in-game money to bet on the winners of games. Bet, watch, bet again. Collect enough money, and you can buy a vote on the future of the league, such as rule changes or "blessings", positive changes that are raffled off to the user's favorite team.

The game simulation is pretty minimal: a rotation of 9 batters against a pitcher and otherwise unnamed fielders. The rules are the same as normal baseball, except that when the home team scores enough points to win the game in the last inning, the game does not end; instead the away team is "shamed" and must play out the rest of the inning.





At the end of the first season (last week), the league voted to "Open the Forbidden Book", ushering in a season of constant solar eclipse, random incineration of players by rogue umpires, and The Discipline Era. Nearly a dozen players have been incinerated this season.

This week's decrees up for vote are:

- Relegate the last team in the league
- The team with the most fans will Evolve (no context provided)
- The bottom four teams obtain a "fourth strike" for the entire third season
- Enhanced Shame, where a shamed team is penalized the runs scored against them during the shame period in the next game
- Peanuts

There is a Discord server, where people are essentially inventing the entire lore of the league from scratch, as internet communities tend to do. And much like the real thing, players pick a team at the start of their experience and generally stay loyal to them, no matter their record.

Re: TWG 196 - Survivor - Wolves
 

OK that sounds actually fantastic hang on

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is this man REALLY hating on blaseball? im not sure i'm ok with that

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im not sure i know enough about blaseball yet, if more people could post some huge wallposts explaining the game to me, it would be super appreciated

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Don't listen to funnygurl. ALLY WITH THE ONE WHO ACTUALLY HAS A CAT!
*insert photo of Lotus*

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Go Canada Spray Talkers~



Also, funnygurl555

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hmm... mayhaps a truce between the two parties

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why am I here

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for fun and games and also marshmallows

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Curry Aliciakeyes is a player for the Yellowstone Magic. Aliciakeyes has been a member of the team since Season 1. Curry shares a last name with Hades Tigers player Zion Aliciakeyes. Curry and Zion have never been seen in the same room, however, Curry wears glasses, so they cannot be the same person.




The Yellowstone Magic are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1. They are coached by Alf Merlinmeyer the Prismatic, and owned by the eccentric Park Service.
The Magic play at Yellowstone National Park (Ballpark), located in Yellowstone National Park (Parkpark).

The Magic are particularly well known to fans of the IBL for their seemingly supernatural ability to steal bases, and boast two of the best runners league wide.

The Ancestral Bat of the Magic is Ol' Faithful, hewn from a branch of the oldest pine tree in Yellowstone. It was sealed away under the ballpark for fear of its immense extradimensional power between Season One and the first Postseason. Many Magic fans speculate that this is why the Magic fell from number one seed to a first round loss in the postseason. The Oconnors lobbied to have the bat brought back. Merlinmeyer forbade it.

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never gonna vote for my Team QC crewmate haku btw

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It took me way longer than it should have to register that you were a person I knew because you changed your avatar