Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
 

Yeah, same. I'm way too amazing for anyone in the world.

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
 

Too bad "Wet as a Lagoon" isn't 5 words

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
 

I'm wet as a lagoon.

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
 

pig got it first. DOH

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
 

DOH I'm the worst I'm Pigman!

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
 

You just couldn't compress the files, could you?

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
 

Too ugly, care free.

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
 

I Don't Fancy Crabs.

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
 

I dont want relationship i just want bang bang bang


oh well its 10 words

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
 

I don't have enough time.

But in reality, If I really wanted a girlfriend it wouldn't be that difficult of a feat.

Who cares though? Having a person to call boyfriend/girlfriend really becomes less and less of a big deal when you go through college years.

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
 

Never had one; Don't care.


Yeah, I think that about sums it up. 20 years old, and still not looking.

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
 

i dont feel love emotionally

OR

not old enuf

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
 

Yeah.. what a shame.

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
 

wet as a lagoon down there

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
 

Very

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
 

Look, this is five words.

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
 

Chocolate water is controller towel.

I think thats a good enough statement from me.
Bahaha =]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
 

Surely you jest.

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
 

NH is full of whores

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
 

boyfriends aren't important to me.