I truely hate it when people message me and ask "who is this?" or any other variation of, so heres a case of a soul i now feel sorry for when she asked the cursed question.
Here it goes:
[16:06] YOUxxWiiSH11: who r u?
[16:06] TENDOKID91: good question
[16:07] YOUxxWiiSH11: whoooo
[16:07] YOUxxWiiSH11: r u hannahs friend?
[16:07] TENDOKID91: hannah montana?
[16:07] YOUxxWiiSH11: no u dip shit
[16:07] TENDOKID91: awww
[16:07] YOUxxWiiSH11: hannah
[16:08] TENDOKID91: yea.. =p
[16:08] YOUxxWiiSH11: lilprincess///
[16:08] YOUxxWiiSH11: who r u?
[16:08] TENDOKID91: good question XP
[16:08] YOUxxWiiSH11: tellll mmeeeee who u r/
[16:08] TENDOKID91: whats with all the ////'s?
[16:09] YOUxxWiiSH11: accident
[16:09] YOUxxWiiSH11: its supposed to be ?
[16:09] TENDOKID91: then press shift harder =p
[16:09] YOUxxWiiSH11: lol who r u please tell me
[16:09] YOUxxWiiSH11: oops
[16:10] TENDOKID91: well a ! would have been better instead of a ? anyways, it wouldnt be right for that statement to be a question
[16:10] YOUxxWiiSH11: ok.
[16:10] YOUxxWiiSH11: who are you?? do NOT say good question
[16:10] TENDOKID91: excelent inquiery
Session Close (YOUxxWiiSH11): Thu Nov 01 16:14:16 2007

Session Start (Tendokid91:YOUxxWiiSH11): Thu Nov 01 16:40:11 2007
[16:40] YOUxxWiiSH11: please tell meee
[16:40] TENDOKID91: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME!!! OH MY GOSH!!!
Session Close (YOUxxWiiSH11): Thu Nov 01 16:40:40 2007
[17:53] YOUxxWiiSH11: hii...
[17:53] TENDOKID91: oh dear god...
[17:53] YOUxxWiiSH11: r u gunna tell me who u r now?
[17:53] YOUxxWiiSH11: come on
[17:53] YOUxxWiiSH11: i prolly know you.
[17:54] YOUxxWiiSH11: do u go to hannahs school
[17:54] TENDOKID91: why do you care?!
[17:54] YOUxxWiiSH11: i really really wanna know!!!!!!!!
[17:54] YOUxxWiiSH11: if u tell me ill leave you alone
[17:55] TENDOKID91: well then we've come to a stalemate
[17:55] YOUxxWiiSH11: so who r u
[17:55] TENDOKID91: and so it beings again
[17:55] YOUxxWiiSH11: IF U TELL ME WHO YOU ARE I WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE BUT U HAVE TO TELL ME
[17:56] TENDOKID91: well theres always that huge block button that i can press at any time =p
[17:56] YOUxxWiiSH11: come on
[17:56] YOUxxWiiSH11: do u want me to tell u who i am first
[17:57] TENDOKID91: fine fine, they call me Timathy MCHabbernather, i hail from scottland and settled in the east of these united states
[17:57] TENDOKID91: there came a time when I, TImathy Mc Habbernather, didn't think i'd be accepted by the general public but i proved them wrong
[17:58] YOUxxWiiSH11: surrreee......
[17:58] TENDOKID91: you catch on quick dont you =p
[17:59] YOUxxWiiSH11: r u sawyer???
[17:59] TENDOKID91: no O.o
[17:59] YOUxxWiiSH11: abby?
[17:59] TENDOKID91: im not a girl O.o
[17:59] YOUxxWiiSH11: ur sawyer
[18:00] TENDOKID91: i know a guy whos last name is sawyer
[18:01] TENDOKID91: anyways, they call me Timathy McHabbernather, i'm partially a psycopath and i've won the disabled olympics in 1975, impressive no?
[18:02] YOUxxWiiSH11: yeah like im gunna belive you
[18:04] TENDOKID91: you better believe me! FOR I AM TIMATHY MCHABBERNATHER!!!
[18:04] YOUxxWiiSH11: yeah and im the queen of england
[18:05] TENDOKID91: nice to meet you! whats england like?
[18:05] YOUxxWiiSH11: YOUR AN IDIOT
[18:05] YOUxxWiiSH11: i was being carcastic
[18:05] TENDOKID91: many pardons your majesty
[18:05] YOUxxWiiSH11: im not the quueeeennnnnnnn i was being carcastic
[18:06] TENDOKID91: its spelled with an s
[18:06] YOUxxWiiSH11: i dont care
[18:08] TENDOKID91: you should! youre the queen!
[18:08] TENDOKID91: and for one I think i should tell your majesty that you should ahve gordon brown fix the congestion around london
[18:09] TENDOKID91: its terrible to get around in there!
[18:09] YOUxxWiiSH11: I AM NOT THE QUEEN
[18:09] TENDOKID91: AND NOW THE QUEEN LIES
[18:09] TENDOKID91: OOOOOH THE PARLIMENT WILL HAVE A FEILD DAY WITH THIS ONE
[18:10] YOUxxWiiSH11: IM HEATHER IM IN HANNAHS READING CLASS AND YOUR SAWYER BROWN!
[18:11] TENDOKID91: WELL IF YOU WERE TALK TO "ME" THE NEXT DAY IN SCHOOL OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU TALK TO THIS SAYWER BROWN HES GOING TO LOOK AT YOU LIKE AN IDIOT AND RECALL THAT HE HAS NO MEMORY OF THIS CONVERSATION NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU BEAT IT OUT OF HIM! BECAUSE I AM TIMATHY MCHABBERNATHER!!!

"They were cute little assholes..." -Ali

[07:49] tox: i hate taking photos of myself, it seems vain :S
[07:50] Mom: *takes a pic of himself* ... wha?

[09:23] tox: at 3:21am i can only think of staying awake, playing guitar and writing emo poetry.. :S
[09:23] Mom: O.o
[09:23] tox: but its 3:22am now so im fine again
[09:23] Mom: wow
[09:23] Mom: mood swings...
[09:23] Mom: MOOD SWINGS
[09:24] Mom: ;.; mood swings
[09:24] tox: just wait till 3:25am
[09:24] tox: oh dear...
[09:24] Mom: >=O MOOD SWINGS!!
[09:24] tox: just wait
[09:24] tox: i'll be humping my moniter while trying to make a bacon sandwich
[09:24] Mom: wow
[09:24] Mom: i need to see that
[09:24] Mom: *buys plane tickets*
[09:24] Mom: GO BABY GOOOO
[09:24] tox: you think you do but.... its not a pretty sight
[09:24] tox: besides you'll never make it
[09:25] tox: within the 1st few secconds the moniters on the floor and my room is covered in various types of mayonaise
[09:26] Mom: wow... 3:25 is one hell of a magical time isnt it?
[09:26] tox: oh here we go
[09:26] tox: HGUEWHG$(HGUO$WT $g
[09:26] tox: 45qg880qg3gq3
[09:26] tox: g
[09:26] tox: g44-
[09:26] tox: g
[09:26] tox: 43qm-g883g08m403qm8t 43y
[09:26] *** "tox" signed off
[09:26] *** "tox" signed on
[09:26] tox: there we go
[09:27] tox: brb
[09:27] tox: need to clean up
[09:27] Mom: XD!!!!!

[20:23] tom: i texted my freinds but they havent responded
[20:23] Mom: lmao
[20:23] Mom: could they be sleeping?
[20:23] tom: i sincerely doubt it
[20:25] Mom: hmm... perhaps they are like "*cool english accent* ay ev'ry bodie, let us powke fun at Tom at iz expense and we shall ave a jollie good time!"
[20:25] tom: LMAO
[20:27] tom: no... they're more like...YEEHAW!! YIPPY KIYO KIYAY! LETS GO POKE FAWN AT GOOD OL' TOWMS EXPENSVE BOY HOWDY!