| About me: |
Hey... :D
I'm Alan. That's about all you need to know. I don't really like my last name. You can also call me like, uh Gasian... or like Phadacky, totally!
18 and like omg, so many fucking things have happened to me! I should like totally have my own reality show or some shit up in here. I can't really tell you where I am, because like I definently move way too fucking much. I totally cook, like omg.
My moves on the dance floor are just fucking insane. Come and dance with me... but make sure we're loose I can't stand people who are rigid, like a prepubescents boi's first erection. Like OMG ... those betches.
Video Games keep me in a trance. Don't cry too hard when I totally beat your ass in any game. Watch me play DDR, or any fighting game. Yes I will use a girl, but I will beat your ass with their female wrath! MWAHAHA!
My clothes are amazing. The end period no more to be said. I'm always bringing it. Like OMG I'm soo fierce. I love my looks because I can't define them. It's like rocker wear, and new york streets... mixed with like Japanese wear for sure. I can't describe it, it's just too amazing. WAY TOO AMAZING.
My hair will always be 10x more fierce than anything else. If you disagree then your a betch. Even on my bad hair days I look better than anything. It should be like the 8th wonder of the world. Yes it changes colors alot. The style also never stays the same, but I don't cut it all the time. It's just that amazing. PTCHYEAH... Just don't knock my hair or I will hurt you.
I am QUEER! ... and if that offends you fuck off! I'm no different from anyone... and actually I'm not that gay... in the stereotypical sense...I do have a problem of falling for the Straight boi... (but they're just not out yet) and don't be jealous if I stole your man... bois or girls... i'm just that hawt!
Music is my life. The Rusties and I rock it out. It's not uncommon to see me in the many venues scattered around Ga. I'm amazing friends with the Status Bois... ... I lvo |