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Games | Total | Perfs | Goods | Avgs | Miss | Boos | AAAs | FCs | Arrows | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | About me: | Im really 13 and i like sleeping.So I also like to hang out after school and play soccer with my best friend and I also like to sleep and I like girls(I'm Single,Act fast Girls)And Play With My Parakeet,Cielito who is on my shoulder right now I like to hear music, Eat,Play Video Games, Draw( I'm Really good but sometimes I just don't have it).........................................................
Country: United States
,Occupation:School........Sucks
,Interests and Hobbies: Playin Video Games, Listening To Music, And Watching T.V
,Movies and Shows:Futurama, Family Guy.
I hate books | Interests: | Girls | Fav Music: | Rock, and more........
AlternateRock Rock(I Hate CountryRock) Hip-Hop Pop Techno Rap
| Fav Movies: | Transfomers, 300, Cloverfield |
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EVERY girl should have this happen to themPosted on: February 4, 2008, at 02:49:32am [ 0 comments] This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart.
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!
This is really funny!!
EVERY Girl should have this happen to her.
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I hoped to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.lol
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
Alright Bitches, Repost this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree, repost it.
Guys, repost this because you have balls...
I like this song, too, =PPosted on: February 4, 2008, at 01:03:01am [ 0 comments] This Is My Favorite Song, =PPosted on: February 4, 2008, at 12:59:18am [ 0 comments] This Is Really Funny, lolPosted on: February 1, 2008, at 02:24:49pm [ 0 comments] |
at 12:24:44am on 8/13/08
why don't you ever come on anymore?
=(
at 11:20:34am on 3/23/08
at 6:35:18pm on 2/13/08
=D
come on tonight and we'll playy.
at 2:00:11am on 2/5/08
at 1:59:12am on 2/5/08
http://www.projectbackslash.com/main/viewtopic.php?t=424
please read, join my site, please help support me in my actions, this is for the better of FFR.
ANDYCOOK LIVES ON
at 4:09:05am on 2/4/08
>__>
at 1:00:07am on 2/4/08
come on.
at 12:57:58am on 2/4/08
at 9:55:04pm on 2/3/08
when i logged on flashflash today,
it said that i had 0 credits
and i was like wtf?? i had like 7834!!!!!
i was wondering if yours is saying 0 too?
at 6:15:39pm on 2/1/08