FFR Convention: An Epic.

[Sprite-]

malDON kept flipping my car over

[DrugstoreCowboy]

i wanted a picture with maldon

[All_That_Chaz]

malDON kept stealing my bucket

[i love you]

Originally Posted by flipsta_lombax

Erm, when in August btw; just curious, is all. =P

August 29 ^^

[nestlekwik]

I can't believe no one has mentioned the basketball hustler yet ... MOTHER F***ING EPIC!

So we were minding our business at Pinball Pete's Friday and amid intense bouts of air hockey and skiball, Tass and Synth took their competition to the line of arcade basketball machines along the wall (there were about six of them although only 4 or 5 of them actually worked). After Tass and Synth's first game, this short Asian girl walks up to Tass and pats him on the arm to get his attention and he turns around. Now, if I had the chance to take one and only one picture of the entire weekend, it would have been Tass's face when he turned around and saw this giggling girl with the biggest s***-eating grin you could ever imagine on her face. At first, I thought yet another girl was completely smitten with Tass, but after about 10 seconds of awkward silence, she asks if she can play in a round of basketball. Of course, Tass and everyone else agrees (sort of uncomfortably).

By this time, the group is using all of the functional machines and we begin our game, not really thinking anything of the situation. When the time runs out on the machine, we look at the scores and while all us have scores around 30, she has 60 points exactly. SHE DOUBLED EVERYONE'S SCORE. At this point, we're all laughing that this random girl just schooled everyone so bad. The best part of this is after the game she demands we give her all of the redemption tickets won from that game. She hoarded all of the tickets, redemed them and bolted from the arcade like a bat out of hell. It was at this point everyone realized they were hustled by a tiny Asian girl in arcade basketball. If life were a sitcom, this is where everyone would have had a hearty laugh and the credits would start rolling.

I'm still convinced that girl is an abandoned orphan who lives off the candy she wins by hustling redemption tickets from people in arcade basketball.

[buizel8888]

LMAO

now I really am pissed I didn't go

[Sprite-]

i totally forgot about that lmao

[woahcheesecake]

Originally Posted by i love you

August 29 ^^

18 on August 22nd here. x]


And if only I had joined FFR sooner!
I'm in Toledo and I woulda totally came.

[lumphoboextreme]

I wasnt there for the basketball thing. xD

[dood gone krazee]

Man now I really wish I could have gone! Too bad I'm only 13 and my parents would be like "WHAT!? CONVENTION!? ANIME WTF? NO RAPISTS FROM THE INTERNET WILL BE THERE!"
Ehh... I guess I'll have to wait a few years.
Damn.

[All_That_Chaz]

Yea you gotta watch out for the rapists. Sprite got me three times before I was finally able to fight him off -_-;;

[woahcheesecake]

Y'know, maybe I'm not going to come after all, if that sort of thing is going on.

>_>'

[i love you]

lol Sprite <3

[Sprite-]

Originally Posted by woahcheesecake

Y'know, maybe I'm not going to come after all, if that sort of thing is going on.

>_>'

lmfao!!!!
come on i'm not that rough xD

[woahcheesecake]

Yes, but I'm underage.

But I don't think that'll be a problem after August.

But still. :P

I'm young and innocent. *bamby eyes*

[All_That_Chaz]

Originally Posted by Sprite-

lmfao!!!!
come on i'm not that rough xD

Yes, normally you're gentle. But when you drink... it's like you're not you anymore... I don't know what to do when you get that way ;_;

[nestlekwik]

Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz

Yes, normally you're gentle. But when you drink... it's like you're not you anymore... I don't know what to do when you get that way ;_;

Hey, now. We don't need people thinking bad things go down at these events. Not all parents will know you're kidding.

You are kidding right?

[jellygod]

hey nestle, when are you guys gonna post your pictures of the convention?

[All_That_Chaz]

Originally Posted by nestlekwik

Hey, now. We don't need people thinking bad things go down at these events. Not all parents will know you're kidding.

You are kidding right?

Allow President Chaz to clarify his earlier remarks. Parents of America, not at any time during the Ann Arbor meetup, convention, or at any other time during that weekend was I penetrated in any way against my will.

[HammyMcSquirrel]

Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz

Allow President Chaz to clarify his earlier remarks. Parents of America, not at any time during the Ann Arbor meetup, convention, or at any other time during that weekend was I penetrated in any way against my will.

Key words right there. He gave consent to everybody that night. I just sat in the corner and cried myself to sleep.

I think someone has a video of it...