Thread of Jokes (Win Credits!!)

[Bolth mannn]

WELCOME TO BOLTH MANNN'S JOKE THREAD

The Idea of this thread is to post the funniest jokes you can think of. After every week I Will hand out 1k credits to the person in which i think is the funniest poster. note that this is based on my opinion, what I find funny might not what be what you find funny, so bare that in mind. During the week I will update a top 10 list of what i think are the funniest jokes.

TOP 10 LIST!!!!!!!

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The credits will be handed out for this week, on the 17th of December, to the person who is at the top of the top 10 list.

NOTE: each week I will change what rank you have to get on the list, to claim the credits.



RULES:

1. No posting Yo mama jokes or racist jokes.
2. If you win one week, you will not be able to get on to the top 10 list the following week, this is to stop hilarious posters winning every week. You are still allowed to post, but you wont have any chance of winning 2 weeks in a row.
3. You are not allowed to post more than 10 jokes a week.


Have Fun and Enjoy

[Breakdown16]

Did you know that...I can earn 1000 credits faster by playing FFR the Game than telling a joke and waiting a week? Ha ha.

[tangomango]

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

[devonin]

You're encouraging people to postwhore by awarding them credits to spam the thread with as many terrible jokes as they can think of.

This is appropriately placed as a random thought in your profile, rather than a forum thread.