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Old 07-14-2008, 10:09 PM   #21
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:10 PM   #22
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You can just say, 'no'

It works wonders sometimes.

If she refuses to leave you alone, go through with it.
Or tell your aunt/uncle/mom.
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:10 PM   #24
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Tell her you don't want kids that will end up like Napoleon Dynamite.
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ummmmm who wouldn't want kids like napoleon dynamite.........
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:12 PM   #28
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Tell her that her sister already has dibs on you.
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:13 PM   #29
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tell her that you like her sister and not her, if she doesn't have a sister tell her you like your 2nd cousin, or the cousin on the other side of the family.

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Old 07-14-2008, 10:13 PM   #30
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if you and your cousin doesnt work out....i'd be glad to help you out(no homo)
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lol at the fact that there are so many people looking at this.

But seriousness, don't do it. It's your cousin. If you did, things are gonna get really weird...plus it sounds like you don't wanna do it, so don't.

Just tell her no. She doesn't buy that, then...well your a dude. Just step up.
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tell her that you like her sister and not her, if she doesn't have a sister tell her you like your 2nd cousin, or the cousin on the other side of the family.

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Old 07-14-2008, 10:15 PM   #35
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:15 PM   #36
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I guess it depends on what you think, if you're afraid of the following don't: Beeing a pervert (In some peoples eyes), being called a ******, or being accused of rape.

If you aren't afraid of any of those and she's not a troll then go for it, just make sure you have proof of consent just in case...
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Actually, if you did decide to go through with it, it's be the perfect set-up. Who the hell would catch you? No one would suspect two 1st cousins of ****ing.

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Go through with it, tape it, put it on youtube.
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