Old 04-1-2008, 06:35 PM   #101
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I can't believe no one has mentioned the basketball hustler yet ... MOTHER F***ING EPIC!

So we were minding our business at Pinball Pete's Friday and amid intense bouts of air hockey and skiball, Tass and Synth took their competition to the line of arcade basketball machines along the wall (there were about six of them although only 4 or 5 of them actually worked). After Tass and Synth's first game, this short Asian girl walks up to Tass and pats him on the arm to get his attention and he turns around. Now, if I had the chance to take one and only one picture of the entire weekend, it would have been Tass's face when he turned around and saw this giggling girl with the biggest s***-eating grin you could ever imagine on her face. At first, I thought yet another girl was completely smitten with Tass, but after about 10 seconds of awkward silence, she asks if she can play in a round of basketball. Of course, Tass and everyone else agrees (sort of uncomfortably).

By this time, the group is using all of the functional machines and we begin our game, not really thinking anything of the situation. When the time runs out on the machine, we look at the scores and while all us have scores around 30, she has 60 points exactly. SHE DOUBLED EVERYONE'S SCORE. At this point, we're all laughing that this random girl just schooled everyone so bad. The best part of this is after the game she demands we give her all of the redemption tickets won from that game. She hoarded all of the tickets, redemed them and bolted from the arcade like a bat out of hell. It was at this point everyone realized they were hustled by a tiny Asian girl in arcade basketball. If life were a sitcom, this is where everyone would have had a hearty laugh and the credits would start rolling.

I'm still convinced that girl is an abandoned orphan who lives off the candy she wins by hustling redemption tickets from people in arcade basketball.
ROFLMAO. Omfg, I totally missed this. I could have sworn I saw this girl pass by me twice.
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Old 04-1-2008, 06:37 PM   #102
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Yes, but I'm underage.

But I don't think that'll be a problem after August.

But still. :P

I'm young and innocent. *bamby eyes*
not after the next convention. >=)
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Old 04-1-2008, 06:38 PM   #103
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Key words right there. He gave consent to everybody that night. I just sat in the corner and cried myself to sleep.

I think someone has a video of it...
Psh, don't pretend like you didn't enjoy the show.

And yea, I brought my camcorder for a reason after all

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not after the next convention. >=)
I don't know, I think you have to actually talk to the girl to hit on her. You didn't seem all that capable of extended conversation this year...

Idk, maybe you do all your talking with your boyish good looks and ... mashing ability.
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Old 04-1-2008, 06:39 PM   #104
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If you don't find it funny than why make jokes?
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Old 04-1-2008, 06:47 PM   #105
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LOL!
Ricky's face in that one picture.
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Old 04-1-2008, 06:54 PM   #106
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We totally had an extra seat if you wanted to go knuckles. I told the other thread about me going to Philly to get picked by Manti. But yeah, you would have been chasing trains along with us, haha.
Haha well next time (If there is a next time lol) tell me this xD
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Old 04-1-2008, 07:01 PM   #107
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I don't know, I think you have to actually talk to the girl to hit on her. You didn't seem all that capable of extended conversation this year...

Idk, maybe you do all your talking with your boyish good looks and ... mashing ability.
I am too capable... =/

you'll see. -___-
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Old 04-1-2008, 07:16 PM   #108
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I am too capable... =/

you'll see. -___-
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Old 04-1-2008, 07:23 PM   #109
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lmfao lumph scoring an e-girl thats hilarious
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Old 04-1-2008, 07:26 PM   #110
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lmfao lumph scoring an e-girl thats hilarious
lmfao, lumph wrote more words in that post than he said all trip.
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Old 04-1-2008, 07:37 PM   #111
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Did anybody else expect Manti to look like a jacked up manticore? Just me? k.
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Old 04-1-2008, 07:43 PM   #112
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>=O well i was really out of it on both of the long car rides and i talked some at the actual convention. -_-
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Old 04-1-2008, 07:48 PM   #113
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Old 04-1-2008, 07:50 PM   #114
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Did anybody else expect Manti to look like a jacked up manticore? Just me? k.
I truly expected kickass wings, a scorpion tail and a lion face. Only got greeted by a cool-looking guy with a bum-like cardboard sign with "Ken" on it, written by a big Sharpie marker.
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Old 04-1-2008, 07:58 PM   #115
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It should have said, "flipsta_lombax." I bet people would have stuck around to see who the hell would respond to that.
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Old 04-1-2008, 10:56 PM   #116
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Who's got Vancouver on their way to LA?
STOP POSTING STORIES. THEY MAKE ME WISH I HAD STOLEN MY PARENTS CAR AND MONEY AND DRIVEN ACROSS THE BORDER WITHOUT A LICENSE.
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Old 04-1-2008, 11:08 PM   #117
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If I could, I'd take a car down to LA from Kelowna/Okanagan Valley through Vancouver and pick up as many people as would fit in the car. But unfortunately that's not the case. I'd be flying anyways.
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Old 04-2-2008, 05:34 AM   #118
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Dear god, the convention was epic. I'd type up my experiences, but I am too lazy to at the moment. >.>

I look like such a creep. ): I'm also sick of hearing that song (my friend's dad, who picked me up from the airport on Sunday, is a huge Radiohead fan, so we listened to Creep SIX ****ING TIMES before I got home).
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Did anybody else expect Manti to look like a jacked up manticore? Just me? k.
I was the most jacked person at the convention. We shoulda had an FFR arm wrestling competition.

I totally throught about making wings, but then I re-discovered how lazy I actually am.
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