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Old 04-26-2014, 08:57 PM   #1
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Hi, I'm Afrobean, but you can call me Afrobean.
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Old 04-26-2014, 09:14 PM   #2
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It's "Afrobean."
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Old 04-27-2014, 11:22 AM   #3
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thats not a question
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Old 04-27-2014, 11:25 AM   #4
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Will you marry me?
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Old 04-27-2014, 11:25 AM   #5
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Old 04-27-2014, 11:43 AM   #7
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Old 04-27-2014, 12:12 PM   #8
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You're playing poker with a tiger, a giraffe, a caterpillar, a lizard, a donkey, a chihuahua, and a blobfish. You're holding 9s As and the flop is 9d 3d 4h. The tiger is giggling to itself hysterically and you don't know what exactly it's finding so funny but it seems unable to stop giggling, and it bets 8 times the minimum. The giraffe is cheating, since while the tiger's giggling the giraffe sneakily looks over at the tiger's cards, and immediately calls. The caterpillar, lizard, and donkey already folded preflop. The chihuahua is completely motionless, monotonously barks a few times, blinks, and assertively calls. The blobfish swims around a bit showing off all its ugliness to everybody and it folds. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

What's your favourite moment in all the history of ffr the site in the 10+ years since you joined?

Is it true that I'm actually the only human being on this planet and everyone else is secretly a robot, and all these robots are controlled by the same otherworldly being who hates me?

Which of these is the dumbest way to die? (By dumbest, I mean under the assumption that whoever's doing it was not trying to commit suicide but actually didn't think of the possibility that doing it would kill them.)
(a) selling one of your kidneys on ebay and accidentally putting a "buy 1 get 1 free" offer on them
(b) duct taping yourself to a spaceship moments before it takes off
(c) playing ffr continuously without eating/sleeping/whatever and then dying of exhaustion
(d) allowing a mad scientist to dissect you one atom at a time to reduce to you atomic dust
(e) cutting off a tree branch from high up in a tree while sitting on the wrong side of the branch
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Old 04-30-2014, 02:06 AM   #9
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How did you accumulate so many posts in FFR?
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Old 04-30-2014, 02:40 AM   #10
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You're playing poker with a tiger, a giraffe, a caterpillar, a lizard, a donkey, a chihuahua, and a blobfish. You're holding 9s As and the flop is 9d 3d 4h. The tiger is giggling to itself hysterically and you don't know what exactly it's finding so funny but it seems unable to stop giggling, and it bets 8 times the minimum. The giraffe is cheating, since while the tiger's giggling the giraffe sneakily looks over at the tiger's cards, and immediately calls. The caterpillar, lizard, and donkey already folded preflop. The chihuahua is completely motionless, monotonously barks a few times, blinks, and assertively calls. The blobfish swims around a bit showing off all its ugliness to everybody and it folds. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?
Fold.

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The time I nailed Tps as a wolf in TWG when he had faked being the seer, and helped win a game that should have been unwinnable.

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Is it true that I'm actually the only human being on this planet and everyone else is secretly a robot, and all these robots are controlled by the same otherworldly being who hates me?
Yes.

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Which of these is the dumbest way to die? (By dumbest, I mean under the assumption that whoever's doing it was not trying to commit suicide but actually didn't think of the possibility that doing it would kill them.)
(a) selling one of your kidneys on ebay and accidentally putting a "buy 1 get 1 free" offer on them
(b) duct taping yourself to a spaceship moments before it takes off
(c) playing ffr continuously without eating/sleeping/whatever and then dying of exhaustion
(d) allowing a mad scientist to dissect you one atom at a time to reduce to you atomic dust
(e) cutting off a tree branch from high up in a tree while sitting on the wrong side of the branch
D, but only because that's even not physically possible.

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By posting frequently for the majority of the decade since I signed up. How else can one accumulate many posts other than writing and submitting many posts, usually over an extended period of time?
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Old 04-30-2014, 02:48 AM   #11
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how come yo udont think im really dating jurseyrider734
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Old 04-30-2014, 03:03 AM   #12
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how come yo udont think im really dating jurseyrider734
I get that you probably really are, I just think it's funny that neither of you seem to take it even remotely seriously. I also seem to recall Jurs having a lot of "e-dating" snafus in the past as well, so I could see this being another such instance. And I just checked and I didn't see any clear sign of a boyfriend of any kind on Jurs's Facebook profile, so that's a little strange, although certainly not conclusive.

I really wasn't completely serious when I said you two weren't really dating though.
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Old 04-30-2014, 03:52 AM   #13
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I get that you probably really are, I just think it's funny that neither of you seem to take it even remotely seriously. I also seem to recall Jurs having a lot of "e-dating" snafus in the past as well, so I could see this being another such instance. And I just checked and I didn't see any clear sign of a boyfriend of any kind on Jurs's Facebook profile, so that's a little strange, although certainly not conclusive.

I really wasn't completely serious when I said you two weren't really dating though.
we dont take it remotely seriously because we dont flirt and profess our love for eachother on the garbage bin forum of flash flash revolution dot com? also, my personal private life bullshit has to be made available for you to view in order for my relationships to exist? also i had 2 e-dating things as a teenager that i dont even consider to be real relationships and the other person i met online i was with in person for a year and a half so therefore i owned you and well thanks for listening

anyway for my question for you:

have you beaten your record of jacking off 5 times in one day yet?
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the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.
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Old 04-30-2014, 04:20 AM   #14
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UH OH STRUCK A NERVE

Anyway, like I said, I wasn't really serious before when I said I didn't believe it. So kindly relax a little, eh?

And yeah, I'm sure I could do more than 5 in a day at my peak. Why not? That's really not that much.
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Old 04-30-2014, 01:05 PM   #15
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i'll never relax about this afrobean. so here's my new question: why do you like to be so openly creepy?
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Old 04-30-2014, 01:35 PM   #16
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If you could have one member from FFR who left the site come back, who would it be and why?
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Old 04-30-2014, 02:55 PM   #17
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i'll never relax about this afrobean. so here's my new question: why do you like to be so openly creepy?
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Old 04-30-2014, 08:20 PM   #18
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I see; what's your favorite color?
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Old 04-30-2014, 08:37 PM   #19
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笑、うちの好きな色はスケッチブック ~full color's~色だ。
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