Man cuts off his catfish. - Page 2

spinal_compression · 09-4-2007, 12:32 PM

Do not masterbate with knife in hand.

Religion was a good excuse for that. Haha.

bulletwithmynameonit · 09-4-2007, 12:38 PM

LMFAO
"Hey guys, I have a great idea to stop sinning."
"Really!? What?!"
"Let's chop off our penis'!"
"Yea!....No."

g4z33b0 · 09-4-2007, 03:03 PM

or if you want a more direct way to see knife+penis action check out /i/. refresh enough times and you'll find it.

**Karulain** · 09-4-2007, 04:30 PM

O.o

Scary.

Kamunt · 09-4-2007, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Windscarredfaith

That was a poorly written article. Lol. But yeah. How's he supposed to pee now? o__O''

Exactly like how a girl does, I guess...

**gattsta** · 09-4-2007, 04:38 PM

who is that stupid...lol

DivynE · 09-4-2007, 08:48 PM

i was about to say something....but now im speechless

**MMShadow** · 09-4-2007, 08:55 PM

Zomg...thats.....wow...he....idiot...wha....zomg....

**sakura080789** · 09-4-2007, 09:22 PM

ow that hurts thinking about it *twitches*

~HentaiXXX~ · 09-4-2007, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Windscarredfaith

That was a poorly written article. Lol. But yeah. How's he supposed to pee now? o__O''

There's probably a hole there....somewhere.....

Kamunt · 09-5-2007, 11:26 PM

Religion: SERIOUS F'ING BUSINESS.

**Nightfirecat** · 09-5-2007, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HammyMcSquirrel

I wonder who got to keep his penis, since they couldn't sew it back on.

...What a thought

MarukuAntoni · 09-5-2007, 11:55 PM

sucks for that guy

Tails99 · 09-6-2007, 02:34 PM

Does religion even count as a mental illness?

Kamunt · 09-6-2007, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tails99

Does religion even count as a mental illness?

No. Religious is not a condition, it's a state of living. Like insanity, stupidity, and n00bism.

**jayjayboy** · 09-6-2007, 07:35 PM

lol
what an ass

purebloodtexan · 09-6-2007, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tails99

Does religion even count as a mental illness?

When you have a mental illness, a strict abiding to religion makes it worse in most cases.

Also, I just read "...so he could stop sinning" and stopped there.

Shadowstar7 · 09-6-2007, 08:05 PM

The Pain Olympics are where it's at now.

shad0wlord · 09-6-2007, 08:12 PM

Does anyone else hear "Darwin award"?

Sure, it is straightforward, and his reason wasnt "just because", but I still think theres a chance.

NarutoFoxDemon · 09-6-2007, 08:13 PM

Chromer did something very similar....

09-4-2007, 12:38 PM	#22
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