08-14-2007, 01:11 AM | #1 |
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Useless talents.
Does anyone have any useless talents? If so, list them here.
Here are as many of mine that I can think of. 1. Card throwing. 2. Beatboxing. 3. Yo-yo. 4. Juggling. 5. Riding a bike backwards. 6. Didgeridoo plus many other instruments. 7. Coin sculpture. 8. Balancing stuff on my face/head. 9. Hacky sack. 10. I can move my hair. 11. I can shake my eyes. I have more but I can't think of them at the moment. |
08-14-2007, 01:20 AM | #2 | |
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Re: Useless talents.
JUGGLING # USELESS!
People can make up to 70 dollars a day just streetshowing, and then if you're booked for performances you get way more! Current: 6 balls, 4 Clubs
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08-14-2007, 01:22 AM | #3 |
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Re: Useless talents.
FFR
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08-14-2007, 01:32 AM | #4 |
this is a waste of space
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08-14-2007, 01:36 AM | #5 |
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08-14-2007, 01:52 AM | #6 |
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Re: Useless talents.
Good goddamn man, I've only got a single club and pair of balls.
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08-14-2007, 01:59 AM | #7 |
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08-14-2007, 02:13 AM | #8 |
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Re: Useless talents.
being able to crack my fingers over and over at any given time
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08-14-2007, 11:33 AM | #9 |
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Re: Useless talents.
pen spinning, card throwing, rubiks cube solving, poker chip tricks
stupid junk with my fingers |
08-14-2007, 11:40 AM | #10 |
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Re: Useless talents.
dislocating my shoulders, ankles, hips, wrists, hyperextending my elbows, being able to bend myself in half (well almost half) extreme flexability, being able to do the spits and splats
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08-14-2007, 11:41 AM | #11 | |
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Oh ya, I forgot to say solving the rubix cube.
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08-14-2007, 11:45 AM | #12 |
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Re: Useless talents.
When I try to cross my eyes I just do this:
Also I can crack: 3 parts of my fingers 2 parts of my thumbs my shoulders (I can do them over and over again) my elbows (only ocassionally) my wrists my back my neck my knees (only ocassionally) my ankles and my big toe and other toes in 2 places |
08-14-2007, 11:47 AM | #13 | |
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Re: Useless talents.
Ohhh, hostility? I jest...
I can do various accents, um...FFR as said by ledwix. I can run long distance/for a long time.
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08-14-2007, 11:48 AM | #14 |
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FFR, my mom swears its a waste of time and i should be doing something better.Like gardening with her.
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08-14-2007, 11:51 AM | #15 | |
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Cause everyone knows there's so many more scholarships for gardening than FFR.
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08-14-2007, 11:54 AM | #16 |
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I can unicycle lol.
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08-14-2007, 12:10 PM | #17 |
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Re: Useless talents.
Ledwix already won this thread with FFR. In addition:
*Standing like a Flamingo forever *Uh, super flexibility, idk lol.
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08-14-2007, 02:59 PM | #18 |
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Re: Useless talents.
I can pwn obnoxious wemens in teh butt.
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. Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee, because the venom gets into the blood stream which spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body... changing your genetic structure into a bee's. Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way." Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually." |
08-14-2007, 03:00 PM | #19 |
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08-14-2007, 03:21 PM | #20 |
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. Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee, because the venom gets into the blood stream which spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body... changing your genetic structure into a bee's. Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way." Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually." |
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