Old 08-12-2020, 08:21 AM   #501
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OK, here we go. Haven't done a roast in a while, but I watched a few Comedy Central roasts last week. I think I'm up to snuff.
You think the commercial cannabis industry is gonna be huuuuge.
You haven't walked a mile in six years.
When you and everyone else wear a surgical mask at Wal-Mart, you think it's a bonding experience.
You weighed the pros and cons between Biden and Trump and eventually settled on Trump because of his plans to put another billion into Medicaid.
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You spent an entire check on a bundle of screamocore shirts from Hot Topic
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You add unnecessary vowels to words such as color, armor, favorite, and superior.
You and your girlfriend, that's actually your third cousin once removed, have decided to name the baby John Michael Lee.
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You pronounce the Asian surname Wang; Wāng instead of Wäng, not realizing that if it was pronounced Wāng it would be spelled Weing.
You still haven't watched this music video. Or this one.
The color of your vehicle is considered grayscale, despite having the opportunity to paint it any color you wish at any time.
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You think humans invented technology and built the world's infrastructure.
You haven't heard of ProZD.
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You didn't read this.
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You're opinionated on topics of which you know nothing; such as the farming and gasoline industries; public education; NASA; social security; and sociology.
Your favorite artist is Gaugin. Renoit is a close second. Salvador Dali is third.
You're an atheist.
You added way too much feces to the compost for your tomatoes.
Your teeth are really really yellow.
You wear glasses and think that you can't see without them, but the truth is that you've never tried.
The restaurant you work at always hires cigarette smoking teenagers instead of the hundreds of muscular, intelligent, grown men that also put in applications.
And you don't try as hard as you should.
7 1/2 of these are absolutely true. I'll let you guess which ones.
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Old 08-14-2020, 01:24 AM   #502
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Of course you'd be watching Comedy Central, but you didn't watch the "how to not type a roast in green font" show. It just looks barfy my guy.
Would have been a good roast if your name wasn't based on a shitty character from a kids' show.
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Old 08-14-2020, 12:09 PM   #503
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you're the "this is a challenge choofers" guy
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Old 08-14-2020, 12:10 PM   #504
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Old 08-14-2020, 12:25 PM   #505
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You don't even have any Yams
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Old 08-15-2020, 07:43 AM   #506
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14 years and 46 posts?

I can't roast you you clearly have too much of a life to belong on this website.
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Old 08-15-2020, 07:23 PM   #507
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Old 08-15-2020, 07:32 PM   #508
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Lazy A$$ reply and such bad taste in PFP
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Old 08-15-2020, 10:21 PM   #509
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I know. Some people down in the eo discord can tell you more about me.

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Old 08-17-2020, 01:02 AM   #510
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Okay but no thanks little one
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Old 08-17-2020, 07:12 AM   #511
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Glitch techs sucks fam don't diss others avatars
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Old 08-18-2020, 11:30 PM   #512
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Well you are a word, not a ray
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Old 08-19-2020, 10:06 PM   #513
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Is your signature depicting you getting the three seconds of exercise a day that most people nowadays deem acceptable?
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Old 08-20-2020, 02:58 AM   #514
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Is your signature depicting you getting the three seconds of exercise a day that most people nowadays deem acceptable?
You're the kinda guy who fucks a sonic plush for 21 years, you have no room to talk.
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Old 08-20-2020, 03:43 AM   #515
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Old 08-20-2020, 05:46 PM   #516
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There are over 270,000 words in the English language and not a single one of them fits to describe how much your presence makes me vomit in my mouth
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Old 08-22-2020, 05:32 PM   #518
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Old 08-22-2020, 06:47 PM   #519
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That avatar makes me concerned that you should probably be on an FBI watch list of some sort
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Old 08-22-2020, 07:18 PM   #520
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That avatar makes me concerned that you should probably be on an FBI watch list of some sort
isnt that the guy from that disabled kids yt channel
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