"Rejected Books"

TheCookieMonster · 09-30-2008, 03:48 PM

Thursday, June 5, 2008
"Rejected Books...
Here are a few Dr Seuss books that never made the light of day - and for good reason!"

1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch
2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
3. Fox In Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
5. Horton Hires a Ho
6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
8. Your Colon Can Moo - Can You?
9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
10. The Cat in the Blender
11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the **** Out!
12. Are You My Proctologist?
13. Yentl the Lentil
14. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
15. Aunts in My Pants

"LITTLE GOLDEN BOOKS THAT NEVER MADE IT"

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
3. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
4. Dad's New Wife Robert
5. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
6. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
7. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
8. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
9. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
10. All Cats Go to Hell
11. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
12. Some Kittens Can Fly
13. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
14. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
15. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
16. Strangers Have the Best Candy
17. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
18. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
19. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
20. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
21. Your Nightmares Are Real
22. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
23. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
24. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
25. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

I didn't make these and they are NOT real books. It comes from some site my friend came across after googling "Rejected Books".

Most of which of this is copy/pasted, so I will cite this. Here's the site: http://beardads.blogspot.com/2008/06...ted-books.html

EDIT: The website doesn't reflect my view on life.

**robertsona** · 09-30-2008, 04:01 PM

this isn't funny
nor should it be here
reported

TheCookieMonster · 09-30-2008, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robertsona

this isn't funny
nor should it be here
reported

Hmm? It is literature related, and you're not a mod (meaning you do not make the decisions).

People make worse and don't get locked.

NFD · 09-30-2008, 04:50 PM

Fox in Detox made me giggle.

MalReynolds · 09-30-2008, 06:20 PM

Lock for general uselessness.

09-30-2008, 03:48 PM	#1
TheCookieMonster FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 41	"Rejected Books" Thursday, June 5, 2008 "Rejected Books... Here are a few Dr Seuss books that never made the light of day - and for good reason!" 1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch 2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert 3. Fox In Detox 4. Who Shat in the Hat? 5. Horton Hires a Ho 6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax 7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day 8. Your Colon Can Moo - Can You? 9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil 10. The Cat in the Blender 11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the **** Out! 12. Are You My Proctologist? 13. Yentl the Lentil 14. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket 15. Aunts in My Pants "LITTLE GOLDEN BOOKS THAT NEVER MADE IT" 1. You Are Different and That's Bad 2. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry 3. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 4. Dad's New Wife Robert 5. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share 6. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book 7. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking 8. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her 9. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 10. All Cats Go to Hell 11. The Little Sissy Who Snitched 12. Some Kittens Can Fly 13. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 14. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia 15. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy 16. Strangers Have the Best Candy 17. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way 18. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 19. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games 20. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan 21. Your Nightmares Are Real 22. Where Would You Like to Be Buried? 23. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School 24. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends? 25. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things I didn't make these and they are NOT real books. It comes from some site my friend came across after googling "Rejected Books". Most of which of this is copy/pasted, so I will cite this. Here's the site: http://beardads.blogspot.com/2008/06...ted-books.html EDIT: The website doesn't reflect my view on life. Last edited by TheCookieMonster; 09-30-2008 at 03:57 PM..

09-30-2008, 04:01 PM	#2
robertsona missa in h-moll Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: nyc Age: 28 Posts: 3,994	Re: "Rejected Books" this isn't funny nor should it be here reported __________________

09-30-2008, 04:50 PM	#4
NFD FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: I see us on a beach down in, Mexico Age: 30 Posts: 4,715	Re: "Rejected Books" Fox in Detox made me giggle. __________________

09-30-2008, 06:20 PM	#5
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