Deletevious Maximus

Attractive · 09-13-2013, 02:34 AM

THE ARREST OF DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS

AGENT PSQUARED: where were you on friday the third?

DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS:i was at the store on friday the third,
i saw ten birds and heard seven more,
i ran into a closed door and stepped on seven turds.

AGENT PSQUARED: such a fine story you have there, care to tell me more?

DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS: i wouldn't care to try if i could but i might perhaps do just that.

AGENT PSQUARED: this isn't a game, now tell me your name.

DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS: i have no name but that which i was given.

AGENT PSQUARED: what is the name you were given??

DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS: the name of my father.

AGENT PSQUARED: what is your father's name???

DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS: i am not sure, he died long ago.

AGENT PSQUARED: lying to an officer of the law is a very serious offense!

DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS: that is quite the claim.

AGENT PSQUARED: you are under arrest!

DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS: what for? i have done no wrong.

AGENT PSQUARED: you are resisting arrest!!

DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS: what crime have i committed?

AGENT PSQUARED: stop resisting!

DELETEVIOUS MAXIUMUS: who gives you your authority?!

AGENT PSQUARED: our leaders.

DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS: who gives our leaders their authority??

AGENT PSQUARED: the citizens.

DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS: i am a citizen! let me go!

AGENT PSQUARED: i suppose you are, but i have arrested you. it is against policy to let criminals leave our sight once we have detained them. i will take you to the jail now.

TO BE CONTINUED...

**phe0nixblade** · 09-13-2013, 02:42 AM

the fuck is this

mi40 · 09-13-2013, 02:58 AM

agent dumb

mi40 · 09-13-2013, 02:58 AM

that's synonymous for attractive

09-13-2013, 02:34 AM	#1
Attractive Banned Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 133	Deletevious Maximus THE ARREST OF DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS AGENT PSQUARED: where were you on friday the third? DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS:i was at the store on friday the third, i saw ten birds and heard seven more, i ran into a closed door and stepped on seven turds. AGENT PSQUARED: such a fine story you have there, care to tell me more? DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS: i wouldn't care to try if i could but i might perhaps do just that. AGENT PSQUARED: this isn't a game, now tell me your name. DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS: i have no name but that which i was given. AGENT PSQUARED: what is the name you were given?? DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS: the name of my father. AGENT PSQUARED: what is your father's name??? DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS: i am not sure, he died long ago. AGENT PSQUARED: lying to an officer of the law is a very serious offense! DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS: that is quite the claim. AGENT PSQUARED: you are under arrest! DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS: what for? i have done no wrong. AGENT PSQUARED: you are resisting arrest!! DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS: what crime have i committed? AGENT PSQUARED: stop resisting! DELETEVIOUS MAXIUMUS: who gives you your authority?! AGENT PSQUARED: our leaders. DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS: who gives our leaders their authority?? AGENT PSQUARED: the citizens. DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS: i am a citizen! let me go! AGENT PSQUARED: i suppose you are, but i have arrested you. it is against policy to let criminals leave our sight once we have detained them. i will take you to the jail now. TO BE CONTINUED... Last edited by Attractive; 09-13-2013 at 03:01 AM..

09-13-2013, 02:42 AM	#2
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