TWG CLXV - The Wine In Front Of Me - Game Thread

[Hakulyte]

Yeah, but if you don't read the thread, you may as well get voted with me.

[Hakulyte]

Originally Posted by YoshL

can you elaborate on "did you actually roll wolf YoshL ?"

..because you didn't read and that's Haku tier.

[YoshL]

actually i'm going against my creed for this game, which will be to keep my vote on hakulyte until he's not alive anymore

talking to him won't actually change anything lol

[Charu]

I really don't wanna read that post, Haku

[Charu]

Why should I, the GREAT Charu, read that post, mmm?

[Hakulyte]

At least pretend that you have read it.

[Hakulyte]

Show some respect! (even if it's fake)

[YoshL]

no, Haku tier is claiming that you've read something, and not understanding jack shit

i don't feel the need to more than glance at your shit, given that it looks like you're spewing about your own meta, which does absolutely nothing for the game state.

overall shit entrance, tries to hide incompetence behind posts that don't mean anything.

i guess it's a step up from trying to hide the fact that you somehow failed to learn anything about how to play twg well over the past xx games you've played in via. alt account and roleplay

[FreezinIce]

I'm not up for policy lynching haku d0. At least not until he implodes. Also vote then admission of inactivity looks nasty yoshl

You nasty?

[YoshL]

haku, you're literally telling me to lie about what i've read.

[choof]

first

[Hakulyte]

It solves my own slot super quickly, that's what it's doing.

[Hakulyte]

Originally Posted by YoshL

haku, you're literally telling me to lie about what i've read.

Do you have some Bible that you read everyday that tells you "thou shall never lie as Town or thou shall get instalynched?"

[choof]

Originally Posted by Hakulyte

You can't vote me, I'm town~

In fact, here's a ctrl+c ctrl+v effort post wall for ya.

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Hello, this Not TWG Vivian James, I'm going to Not roleplay and Not be a Wolf this game.

I have 3 options in mind for this game:

Option A)

hi, I'm Confirmed Town Haku. It means that statistically speaking Wolves have already won the game.

Disclaimer: To reduce collateral damage from my D0 chaos strategy that never works, I will remain awfully quiet if not completely silent even though I will be watching this thread most of the time.

Regardless, I'd like everyone to write one semi long post. It should contain the following;

- A statement that they are Town aligned. (Do not say VT or PR, avoid WIFOMs along the lines of "I said I was VT because I'm a PR hahaha - it's bad.)

- Everyone write about 2 paragraphs (or more) about if they have a town tell and if we can almost instantly add them in a temporary Town pile or what they think of the player list or even a little story about whatever they want. As long as it's a decent chunk of text for getting a feel from your slot, it should do the trick.

- Everyone should try to explain their Agenda for the phase. (yes, I know you will nearly all say "I'm hunting wolves // I'm trying to find the other towns - but it doesn't matter. Just try to think a little more outside of this if you can as well. Like tell me how it's a stupid idea by example, that could work.)

- Once this segment is over, we order by how genuine everyone sounds and use this to define who are most likely town and also define who doesn't sound genuine at all. (Of course, this may get revisited in the future and reevaluated as flips happen etc. but I think we can do this at face value for this moment in time.)

Pros:
* Potential to find a few town players very early.
* Wolves are forced to lie here.

Cons:
* It's boring.

Once this is over, we resume shitposting or whatever you want. (but don't count on me to participate in shitposting)

I plan to voluntary slank the hell out of this phase (disgusting I know) and possibly target one player at one point and tunnel that person until it either gets me killed or that person flip.

If the EoD of D0 phase is heavily confusing, lynch me. It mathematically skyrocket the odds of winning because I tend to confuse people more than making them confirm their stance and even if I solve the game, I'm unlikely to get others to believe me. If there's a phase where we can afford a mislynch, it's D0.

This is pure utilitarianism tier and you're free to hate me post game for using this as a way to play, but I truly believe it's the most reasonable way for me to take advantage of myself in the current state of the meta. I cannot guarantee that I will yell loud enough to get listened to and I'm too tired to try random shit that doesn't work every game.

Option B)

I just do whatever I was doing in the previous game and hope I somehow do it better and manage to properly make wagons happen this time. It's more risky tho.
My agenda of the previous game:
D0: Produce chaos/attempt to interact at least once with each players/sheep a veteran most likely for EoD which includes bandwagon/attribute low value to my own votes unless it's the last 10min of EoD.
D1: Drop the chaos and focus on solving a little more, but still interact.
D2+: Pure game solving + no wagons unless nearly absolutely certain I'm right. (dangerous in a situation where we're all wrong)

Option C)

Improvise and pray the game goes well magically goes well.

Pick Your Poison~

why the fuck do you make such terrible posts
it's hilarious that you even prefaced such a shitty post with "In fact, here's a ctrl+c ctrl+v effort post wall for ya." because that only makes you seem scummier gj you fuckin idiot

[YoshL]

@freezin, ask charu or gradiant where I currently am

@haku, why are you concerned about establishing your own towniness as your first priority

[Hakulyte]

Originally Posted by YoshL

@haku, why are you concerned about establishing your own towniness as your first priority

Bad players are easier to solve than good players.

[choof]

Originally Posted by FreezinIce

I'm not up for policy lynching haku d0. At least not until he implodes.

hakulyte is like if zenith from his first three games did the fusion dance with red blaster, and THEN put on the fusion earrings with a lawyer

like i'm obviouisly not up for policy lynches either but cmon dude

[choof]

Originally Posted by Hakulyte

Bad players are easier to solve than good players.

NO THEY'RE FUCKING NOT

[Hakulyte]

I wouldn't first post this garbage if I wasn't town.

[Charu]

Originally Posted by Hakulyte

Bad players are easier to solve than good players.

Wait, so are you calling yourself bad with that post?

????????