Old 11-3-2016, 10:34 PM   #1
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This idea came to me in the shower. It was better as thoughts in my head, but for about twenty minutes of thinking, it's decent.

Post your own low-effort/speed poems or something.

Jack had a chronic case of coughing/
he just couldn't handle pepper/
His little brother chedder fared no better/
He would stumble/
Their sister they called feta/
under pressure she would crumble/
But they all lived together/
in the cottage of their uncle/
An older man whose face/
they liked to say that it was curdled/
He loved them all the same/
and through the years there they were nurtured
No matter how you shred or melt/
or slice or cut the cheese/
This cottage was the home/
To one big cheesy family.

Thanks.

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Old 11-4-2016, 07:29 AM   #2
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Here's my shower poetry

There once was a man named Hoff
Who once in the shower, jerked-off
He finished himself
Grabbed the soap from a shelf
And Said, "time to wash my feet off!"
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Old 11-4-2016, 09:57 AM   #3
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I'd give a penny for your thoughts
If I thought that there was something
Anything at any time but now
Come to think of it there's one thing
The thought that you could have a thought
Is worth a penny not just nothing
So take the penny and know that
Your thoughts have value
Even though it's just a penny
It's still something
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Old 11-4-2016, 11:01 AM   #4
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i really like your poem, andy

it was both interesting and touching to me
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Old 11-4-2016, 04:35 PM   #5
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His little brother chedder fared no better/
He would stumble/
Their sister they called feta/
under pressure she would crumble/
Word my brother. Word. *beatnick finger snapping*

Let me hit you with some rhymes about cheese,
Like oh em gee really dude please,
My words flow like milk out a cows udder,
Pastuerize and mesmerize,
Make ya shimmy and shudder,
Move to the right and left like ya have a rutter,
Churn it 'til ya turn to butter,
Cut 'em up into pieces and put 'em on biscuits,
Limburger smellin funny but i think i'll risk it,
Grill 'em and put 'em on a sandwich,
This rap's going to be long i hope ya have the bandwidth,
Ima stack all the little pieces up on a tray next to some cocktail shrimp,
Pluck out one of the toothpicks and stick it in my grill like a dairy pimp,
If this was a competition these udder cheesewhiz be in the dumpster lookin for muenster,
Cuz they lactose intolerant my flow is sharp i hope ya can follow it,
Cost no pesos to rap about queso but if you all about cheddar just say so
Wear a funny hat like wisconsin green bay,
Dont worry about where the money at its all about curds and whey.


Now let me ask you a question. What do cows drink?
Click spoiler for answer.

water
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Old 11-5-2016, 09:33 PM   #6
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Here's my shower poetry

There once was a man named Hoff
Who once in the shower, jacked-off
He finished himself
Grabbed the soap from a shelf
And Said, "time to wash my feet off!"
Very nice. I can relate to this one.

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I'd give a penny for your thoughts
If I thought that there was something
Anything at any time but now
Come to think of it there's one thing
The thought that you could have a thought
Is worth a penny not just nothing
So take the penny and know that
Your thoughts have value
Even though it's just a penny
It's still something
That's pretty deep, man. Much appreciated. Good lesson to learn.

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Let me hit you with some rhymes about cheese,
Like oh em gee really dude please,
My words flow like milk out a cows udder,
Pastuerize and mesmerize,
Make ya shimmy and shudder,
Move to the right and left like ya have a rutter,
Churn it 'til ya turn to butter,
Cut 'em up into pieces and put 'em on biscuits,
Limburger smellin funny but i think i'll risk it,
Grill 'em and put 'em on a sandwich,
This rap's going to be long i hope ya have the bandwidth,
Ima stack all the little pieces up on a tray next to some cocktail shrimp,
Pluck out one of the toothpicks and stick it in my grill like a dairy pimp,
If this was a competition these udder cheesewhiz be in the dumpster lookin for muenster,
Cuz they lactose intolerant my flow is sharp i hope ya can follow it,
Cost no pesos to rap about queso but if you all about cheddar just say so
Wear a funny hat like wisconsin green bay,
Dont worry about where the money at its all about curds and whey.

Now let me ask you a question. What do cows drink?
Click spoiler for answer.

water
Bars.


Thanks, DRG. Glad you enjoyed it. I'm a little surprised no one called me out for the "cut the cheese" line. Coyly slid that one in there. I'll post some more if they come to me.

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Old 11-6-2016, 11:38 AM   #7
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Guy Hunt Hunted Down Marble Showers
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I still shake my head at this story
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Old 03-10-2017, 12:59 AM   #8
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//ASIDE// *clicked thread when saw it in message*

Dude.

I read this back when it was newer and thought it was baller. That was YOU. IT WAS YOU!

I've actually almost posted in this thread a couple of times. Now my showers drip red water. It's a bit disturbing.

Next time.
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what if i said for every loaf or bread you opened with a razor blade made you money
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what if i said for every loaf or bread you opened with a razor blade made you money
I would simply say..."if sections of my flesh were replenishing loaves of bread, I'd be a rich girl."
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I would simply say..."if sections of my flesh were replenishing loaves of bread, I'd be a rich girl."
This is true, ud be gettin dat bread
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Old 10-8-2017, 01:41 PM   #12
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The poem in the OP is very funny to me, thank you for sharing.
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Old 10-9-2017, 08:13 AM   #13
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I thought the title of the thread was "Shower Party" and I was like "Oh man I GOTTA get in on that." Enjoyed your poem btw. Thanks for the read.
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