05-8-2006, 06:24 PM
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The funny quotes game
the game is to post your favorite funny quote. The only rule is that it has to be a quote that was not heard here on FFR(even I have ones). That would make this game pointless since almost everyone has a funny quote as a signature. Since I started the thread I'll go first:
Friends are like buttcheeks, sh*t separates them but they always come back together. hahahahahahahahaha *your turn*
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05-12-2006, 02:49 PM
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Re: The funny quotes game
victory is mine.....AH!
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05-17-2006, 03:34 PM
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Re: The funny quotes game
"I'm getting too old for this ****..." <----- FREAKING CLASSIC
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05-18-2006, 02:53 PM
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Re: The funny quotes game
"i know where you live.......my house"
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05-18-2006, 06:26 PM
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Re: The funny quotes game
Are you an asshole? because you're hairy and you smell like sh*t!!
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05-19-2006, 01:43 AM
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Re: The funny quotes game
Kamehameha!!!!!!
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05-28-2006, 03:37 PM
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Re: The funny quotes game
1.A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof. And if you have a good proof, it's because it's proven.
2. If at first you don't sucseed, cheat, repeat until cauhgt, then lie.
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05-28-2006, 05:26 PM
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Re: The funny quotes game
whatever *****
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05-30-2006, 03:07 PM
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Re: The funny quotes game
b!tch please
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07-12-2006, 06:36 AM
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Re: The funny quotes game
*Haldir clubs marfire with a blackjack*
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07-12-2006, 11:10 AM
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Re: The funny quotes game
Suck my Jagon!!! Stick your Finger in my Thrusher!! OH YEAH!
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07-12-2006, 11:41 AM
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Re: The funny quotes game
"It's not you....It's me" <---Classic breakup quote
New One-------> "It's not me....It's you!..it was always you!" "children in the front seat cause accidents, Accidents in the back seat cause children." |
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08-1-2006, 08:34 AM
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Re: The funny quotes game
1. Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
2. You'll never guess what I found in my sock today! Come on, take a guess!
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08-1-2006, 03:54 PM
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Re: The funny quotes game
Why can't you just be a good boy and die....
You first. You Second. "UP!" (Oh yea lady you get me up...)
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08-30-2006, 05:53 PM
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Re: The funny quotes game
why am i surrounded by idiots of the worst kind ??
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08-30-2006, 06:13 PM
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Re: The funny quotes game
"I'm a junkey with a monkey!"
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08-30-2006, 07:59 PM
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Re: The funny quotes game
"BOOBIES!"
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09-1-2006, 07:54 PM
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Re: The funny quotes game
all your base are belong to us
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09-4-2006, 12:00 PM
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Re: The funny quotes game
"Fireball!...Lightning Bolt!...Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion!!!"
Wait What? http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0020.html |
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09-4-2006, 06:09 PM
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Re: The funny quotes game
Quote:
No one will probably know this but.. "What the hell are YOU staring at?!"
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