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Old 12-1-2010, 02:00 PM   #1
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Default Two Women Arrested For Hiding Stolen Goods In Body Fat

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A pair of would-be shoplifters gave themselves a fat chance for a clean getaway.

Using their body fat to hide the stolen goods, two women allegedly swiped $2,600 of merchandise at an Oklahoma TJ Maxx before being caught in the act, police said.

Referring to suspects Ailene Brown, 28, and Shmeco Thomas, 37, Edmond, Okla. Officer James Hamm said the two put items in "areas of their body where excess skin was" including "under their chest and armpits."

One of the women, Hamm said, tried to smuggle three pairs of boots underneath her breasts.

In total, the roly-poly robbers tried to escape with four pairs of boots, three pairs of jeans a wallet and gloves, police said.

The cops said Brown used a knife to slice off security tags during their attempted heist.

Both women were arrested for shoplifting and face felony charges

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Old 12-1-2010, 02:15 PM   #2
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That is so gross!
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Old 12-1-2010, 02:17 PM   #3
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and this just proves that obeisity is more than a health concern these days
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Old 12-1-2010, 02:27 PM   #4
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Hurr hurr, that is ****ing hilerious!
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Old 12-1-2010, 02:33 PM   #5
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I don't know whether to lol uncontrollably or be disgusted at the absurd amount of goods they can hide on/in themselves.
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Old 12-1-2010, 02:36 PM   #6
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That's really gross -_-
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Old 12-1-2010, 02:37 PM   #7
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****ing lol'd hard when I read the thread title. Then I saw this:



and honestly almost died
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Old 12-1-2010, 02:38 PM   #8
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How did they fit boots in their fat folds if that's where they keep their Ben & Jerrys?
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Old 12-1-2010, 02:38 PM   #9
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and this just proves that obeisity is more than a health concern these days
this

and yea i died when i saw their pictures
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Old 12-1-2010, 02:42 PM   #10
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Well that is...different.
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Old 12-1-2010, 02:44 PM   #11
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Old 12-1-2010, 03:13 PM   #12
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if anyone watches fluffee talks on youtube, hes got a similar story, i forget if its a true one or not but when caught the woman decided to throw a baby at the police in an attempt to slow them down...it wasnt even her baby it was her friends
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Old 12-1-2010, 03:18 PM   #13
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Dudes, I need to start eating more. This is brilliant.
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Old 12-1-2010, 05:25 PM   #14
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****ing lol'd hard when I read the thread title. Then I saw this:



and honestly almost died
Her ****ing face LOL. I died of laughter and disgust when I read this xD
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Old 12-1-2010, 06:06 PM   #15
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my face when i read this thread

at first i was like the woman on the left

but then i was like the woman on the right

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Old 12-1-2010, 06:27 PM   #16
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I don't know whether to lol uncontrollably or be disgusted at the absurd amount of goods they can hide on/in themselves.
They aren't gonna SDG with that many goods.
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Old 12-1-2010, 07:11 PM   #17
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and this just proves that obeisity is more than a health concern these days
This
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Old 12-1-2010, 07:14 PM   #18
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they don't look that fat to be honest, maybe thats why they got caught
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What!? They're geniuses! They were wrong and I'm glad they god caught but still! GENIUS!
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Default Re: Two Women Arrested For Hiding Stolen Goods In Body Fat

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They aren't gonna SDG with that many goods.
Actually, conveniently, if you count every pair of something as a single good, they'd be at 9 goods, just under the threshold! Even more conveniently, 9 goods is the amount need on Takecore of Yourself. Takecore of yourself... Take Care of Yourself...

Clearly the entire act was a desperate act inspired by FFR and aimed at the obese of the world, trying to spread the message that they need to lead a more healthy lifestyle.
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