Make a Wish! - Page 4

**Sephiroth28** · 04-30-2011, 09:52 PM

Granted, but you fly into a plane and die.

I wish I had the ability of instant regeneration.

**phe0nixblade** · 05-1-2011, 12:12 AM

Granted, but every time you regenerate an enormous penis grows on the thing you regenerated.

I wish I could have more wishes.

who_cares973 · 05-1-2011, 05:12 AM

granted but every wish must be a death wish on a family member of yours and the ones you love

i wish i could manipulate gravity

im totally cool with no land masses i could now manipulate time 8)

**xealix** · 05-1-2011, 05:57 AM

Granted, but all land masses have been removed from existence.

I wish i had a zebra with a saddle on its back.

**3lijah** · 05-1-2011, 06:34 AM

granted, but the zebra has rabies and a broken leg.

I wish I had a 78" HDTV.

poleaxe · 05-3-2011, 08:55 PM

Granted but it is permanently stuck on disney channel and has no off button or input buttons...

I wish for some advil.

**MarioNintendo** · 05-3-2011, 09:39 PM

Granted, but it's not very effective... In fact, it has the opposite effect from the one it's usually supposed to provide and you find out shortly after that you have leprosy cancer.

I wish for a sunny day.

**3lijah** · 05-3-2011, 09:59 PM

Granted, but the sun will explode before dusk.

I wish for a talking penguin to do my bidding.

goat6707 · 05-5-2011, 11:38 AM

Granted, but it speaks in only Hebrew.

I wish for Super Heated Laser Vision

**DarknessXoXLight** · 05-5-2011, 12:33 PM

Granted, but the laser will melt your eyes when you use it.

I wish to live forever.

**awein999** · 05-5-2011, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarknessXoXLight

Granted, but the laser will melt your eyes when you use it.

I wish to live forever.

Granted, but you will serve a life sentence in jail.

I wish to have as many wishes as I want.

Edit: looool someone already wished this. Oh well.

vampiresnowboarder · 05-9-2011, 12:10 PM

Granted but then we steal all your forks and condoms.

I wish I didn't have to go to driving school.

tomokon · 06-16-2011, 02:49 AM

Granted, you are ready for the roadtest

i wish i could get a new car

**DarknessXoXLight** · 06-16-2011, 02:59 AM

Granted, but you will crash into a tree and total it.

I wish to never be bored.

jprox445 · 06-22-2011, 11:59 AM

granted. but since you are never bored anymore you can never play FFR again!

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I wish i could surfe the dark net and find all those hidden files.

tomokon · 06-25-2011, 07:51 PM

granted - but you have to kill your parents first.

i wish there's a way i could go back in time.

JackDrinksJack · 06-25-2011, 07:57 PM

granted, but the only place you can go back to is 1771, Yaeyama, Okinawa, Japan.

i wish i was a fish

Nerdyest Dorkyest · 06-25-2011, 08:16 PM

Granted but a shark ate you
I wish someone could make my day

Shikari · 06-25-2011, 08:18 PM

Granted, but this same person will ruin your entire life in the day after.

I wish I could fly.

Nivenalis · 10-9-2011, 09:41 PM

Granted, but a bird poops on your face. You lose control and die.

I wish I could be taller.

04-30-2011, 09:52 PM	#61
Sephiroth28 Snake Princess Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Amazon Lily Age: 31 Posts: 929	Re: Make a Wish! Granted, but you fly into a plane and die. I wish I had the ability of instant regeneration. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

05-1-2011, 12:12 AM	#62
phe0nixblade Praise the sun mofo Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Lordran Age: 32 Posts: 4,281	Re: Make a Wish! Granted, but every time you regenerate an enormous penis grows on the thing you regenerated. I wish I could have more wishes. __________________

05-1-2011, 05:12 AM	#63
who_cares973 FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: :U Age: 35 Posts: 15,407	Re: Make a Wish! granted but every wish must be a death wish on a family member of yours and the ones you love i wish i could manipulate gravity im totally cool with no land masses i could now manipulate time 8) __________________ Last edited by who_cares973; 05-1-2011 at 06:03 AM..

05-1-2011, 05:57 AM	#64
xealix One Among The Fence Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: iowa Age: 32 Posts: 680	Re: Make a Wish! Granted, but all land masses have been removed from existence. I wish i had a zebra with a saddle on its back. __________________ I will use musical lyrics for my siggy. "In the cradle we are helpless, but on our feet we are fatal" - The Dear Hunter

05-1-2011, 06:34 AM	#65
3lijah This ma coo coo face Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 33 Posts: 885	Re: Make a Wish! granted, but the zebra has rabies and a broken leg. I wish I had a 78" HDTV. __________________ BEST AAAs: Fluttershy (Monster Mix), S.E.B. in B.E.D., EHHS, Dreadnought [Heavy], .357 Magnum, Destination of the Heart, Oops, Boot, Puzzle, Colorful Course, BLACKFLAGS: Spaceman, A FLOWER GARDEN, Paraclete, Just Why, Pussy Pump, Future Destination BEST SDGs: Casino fire Kotomi-chan(7-0-0-1), Shitsubou Choco(7-0-0-0) Adventures of Lolo(7-0-0-3), Louder!! Louder!!!! Louder!!!!!!(3-0-0-1), Great Battleship(3-0-0-0), Shatterscape (Bexarametric Remix)(5-0-0-1)

05-3-2011, 08:55 PM	#66
poleaxe FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: florida Posts: 341	Re: Make a Wish! Granted but it is permanently stuck on disney channel and has no off button or input buttons... I wish for some advil. __________________

05-3-2011, 09:59 PM	#68
3lijah This ma coo coo face Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 33 Posts: 885	Re: Make a Wish! Granted, but the sun will explode before dusk. I wish for a talking penguin to do my bidding. __________________ BEST AAAs: Fluttershy (Monster Mix), S.E.B. in B.E.D., EHHS, Dreadnought [Heavy], .357 Magnum, Destination of the Heart, Oops, Boot, Puzzle, Colorful Course, BLACKFLAGS: Spaceman, A FLOWER GARDEN, Paraclete, Just Why, Pussy Pump, Future Destination BEST SDGs: Casino fire Kotomi-chan(7-0-0-1), Shitsubou Choco(7-0-0-0) Adventures of Lolo(7-0-0-3), Louder!! Louder!!!! Louder!!!!!!(3-0-0-1), Great Battleship(3-0-0-0), Shatterscape (Bexarametric Remix)(5-0-0-1)

05-5-2011, 11:38 AM	#69
goat6707 FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Yellow Jacket Country Age: 35 Posts: 114	Re: Make a Wish! Granted, but it speaks in only Hebrew. I wish for Super Heated Laser Vision

05-5-2011, 12:33 PM	#70
DarknessXoXLight sonder Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Chicago Age: 31 Posts: 2,279	Re: Make a Wish! Granted, but the laser will melt your eyes when you use it. I wish to live forever. __________________

05-9-2011, 12:10 PM	#72
vampiresnowboarder FFR Player Join Date: May 2008 Location: Washington Posts: 11	Re: Make a Wish! Granted but then we steal all your forks and condoms. I wish I didn't have to go to driving school.

06-16-2011, 02:49 AM	#73
tomokon FFR Player Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 13	Re: Make a Wish! Granted, you are ready for the roadtest i wish i could get a new car __________________ dance to the beat

06-16-2011, 02:59 AM	#74
DarknessXoXLight sonder Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Chicago Age: 31 Posts: 2,279	Re: Make a Wish! Granted, but you will crash into a tree and total it. I wish to never be bored. __________________

06-22-2011, 11:59 AM	#75
jprox445 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 532	Re: Make a Wish! granted. but since you are never bored anymore you can never play FFR again! --- I wish i could surfe the dark net and find all those hidden files.

06-25-2011, 07:51 PM	#76
tomokon FFR Player Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 13	Re: Make a Wish! granted - but you have to kill your parents first. i wish there's a way i could go back in time. __________________ dance to the beat

06-25-2011, 08:16 PM	#78
Nerdyest Dorkyest FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 5	Re: Make a Wish! Granted but a shark ate you I wish someone could make my day

10-9-2011, 09:41 PM	#80
Nivenalis FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 10	Re: Make a Wish! Granted, but a bird poops on your face. You lose control and die. I wish I could be taller.

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