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04-12-2014, 06:34 PM | #1 |
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V A M A
hi
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04-12-2014, 09:46 PM | #2 |
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Re: V A M A
why are u such a vain piece of shit
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04-12-2014, 09:49 PM | #3 |
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cuz my momma always told me i was smarter than all the other kids and that they were evil and that i needed to help them
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04-12-2014, 10:27 PM | #4 |
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where did you find that avatar
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04-12-2014, 11:14 PM | #5 |
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I am a shoe
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04-12-2014, 11:50 PM | #6 |
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04-12-2014, 11:59 PM | #7 |
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Will you marry me?
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04-13-2014, 12:00 AM | #8 |
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04-13-2014, 12:00 AM | #9 |
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04-13-2014, 12:01 AM | #10 |
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12 sheep, a goat, and two dozen chickens
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04-13-2014, 12:02 AM | #11 |
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I also want that 18 pack of PBR in your fridge you dirty alcoholic (that's what i will call you in love making sessions)
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04-13-2014, 12:03 AM | #12 |
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Oh please, I don't drink that hipster filth. I have a six pack of Lagunitas and a 12 pack of Dos Equis, albeit in cans.
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04-13-2014, 12:05 AM | #13 |
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*sigh* okay that will do
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04-13-2014, 12:05 AM | #14 |
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04-13-2014, 12:06 AM | #15 |
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I also want you to wear a dog mask and beat me with a burrito while singing the Canadian national anthem while we make love.
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04-13-2014, 12:07 AM | #16 |
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You have to sing it in North Korean too
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04-13-2014, 01:20 PM | #17 |
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Re: V A M A
You're playing poker with a tiger, a blue whale, an elephant, a tyrannosaur, and an amoeba. You're holding Jh 4d and the flop is 6s Js 8h. The tiger looks a little frustrated, messes around with its chips a bit, casually glares around at the other players, and checks. The blue whale swims around in tight circles around the table and checks. The elephant emotionlessly waves its trunk around a bit, kicks up a little bit of dust on the floor, and checks. The tyrannosaur already folded preflop. The amoeba immediately goes all-in for 8 times the minimum. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?
How much duct tape do you think you've used in your entire lifetime up until now? You heroically rescue a random stranger from drowning in a fast-flowing river. But you do it in a way that is so clichéd and overly dramatic, similar to how it's done in a movie, that everybody who was watching you do it thought that both of you were being filmed as part of a movie or something and so didn't step in to help you. Exactly 2 days later, it starts raining. How are these two events related? Why is the value of bitcoins falling off a cliff again?
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