Old 08-26-2008, 07:41 PM   #1
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August 25, 2008 (Computerworld) Microsoft Corp. today spelled out new privacy tools in Internet Explorer 8 (IE8) that some have dubbed "porn mode" in a nod to the most obvious use of a browser privacy mode.

A privacy advocate applauded the move, calling it a "great step forward," while rival browser builder Mozilla Corp. said it is working to add similar features to a future Firefox.

Slated to appear in IE8 Beta 2, which Microsoft former chairman Bill Gates promised will release this month, the three new tools share the "InPrivate" name, which Microsoft filed with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office several weeks ago.
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Noob masturbaters rejoice. When I say noob masturbaters I mean people who don't already have the knowledge/sense to clear their cookies, cache and browsing history after their done wiping up. I'm primarily a Firefox user, so this doesn't mean much to me. I'm just waiting for Mozilla's attempt (as it states in the article) to "add similar features". Nonetheless I'm still interested in both of their attempts. Who knows, if Firefox's try at it beats out IE's then maybe more people will switch. -































- and by people I mean chronic masturbaters.
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Old 08-26-2008, 07:43 PM   #2
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Haha!
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Safari has this already though.
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Old 08-26-2008, 07:51 PM   #4
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LMAO. That's actually really funny.
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I thought that said "April 1st, 2008" for a second, but to my surprise, this is actually real...
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A lot of people watch porn apparently.
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Old 08-26-2008, 07:59 PM   #8
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GG microsoft, way to allow all sorts kids around the world to watch porn without their parents or anyone else for that matter knowing!
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you'll be surprised if you knew the truth about porn watchers XD
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One question...if you look at porn, why the hell aren't you using your own computer to do it?

The last part made me LOL, though.
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Hell yeaaaa.
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i just clear my private data(browsing history, cookies, cache, downloads, etc) when im done.

so i guess that feature would be to have on FF
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lol Synthlight

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I watched some THS! Investigates a few months ago and it said ~70% of all adult males watch porn so it's gotta be a useful feature.
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Most of those statistics aren't even true and are just made up, anyway.
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Most of those statistics aren't even true and are just made up, anyway.
I don't know where you can find accurate numbers. I would guess 60-70% of men, both single and married. Plenty of married people watch porn, and many watch it as a couple to increase sexual pleasure.

Just found on a random website and other websites say similar things so I assume at least 50% is a realistic guess.
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Who DOESN'T watch porn?

If you don't then you aren't a man and shall not be accepted into this manly community.
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