Two Women Arrested For Hiding Stolen Goods In Body Fat

BabyViperx3 · 12-1-2010, 02:00 PM

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A pair of would-be shoplifters gave themselves a fat chance for a clean getaway.

Using their body fat to hide the stolen goods, two women allegedly swiped $2,600 of merchandise at an Oklahoma TJ Maxx before being caught in the act, police said.

Referring to suspects Ailene Brown, 28, and Shmeco Thomas, 37, Edmond, Okla. Officer James Hamm said the two put items in "areas of their body where excess skin was" including "under their chest and armpits."

One of the women, Hamm said, tried to smuggle three pairs of boots underneath her breasts.

In total, the roly-poly robbers tried to escape with four pairs of boots, three pairs of jeans a wallet and gloves, police said.

The cops said Brown used a knife to slice off security tags during their attempted heist.

Both women were arrested for shoplifting and face felony charges

Youtube video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if_LArIG7rs

News post:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati..._b.html?r=news

**flash dualist** · 12-1-2010, 02:15 PM

That is so gross!

freekilltwo · 12-1-2010, 02:17 PM

and this just proves that obeisity is more than a health concern these days

welsh_girl · 12-1-2010, 02:27 PM

Hurr hurr, that is ****ing hilerious!

**nuclearsamurai** · 12-1-2010, 02:33 PM

I don't know whether to lol uncontrollably or be disgusted at the absurd amount of goods they can hide on/in themselves.

Sarahate · 12-1-2010, 02:36 PM

That's really gross -_-

**HoneyMelonCalibrator** · 12-1-2010, 02:37 PM

****ing lol'd hard when I read the thread title. Then I saw this:

and honestly almost died

**rushyrulz** · 12-1-2010, 02:38 PM

How did they fit boots in their fat folds if that's where they keep their Ben & Jerrys?

**kmay** · 12-1-2010, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by freekilltwo

and this just proves that obeisity is more than a health concern these days

this

and yea i died when i saw their pictures

ddr_f4n · 12-1-2010, 02:42 PM

Well that is...different.

**DragonIIDX** · 12-1-2010, 02:44 PM

¬_¬

freekilltwo · 12-1-2010, 03:13 PM

if anyone watches fluffee talks on youtube, hes got a similar story, i forget if its a true one or not but when caught the woman decided to throw a baby at the police in an attempt to slow them down...it wasnt even her baby it was her friends

Rubin0 · 12-1-2010, 03:18 PM

Dudes, I need to start eating more. This is brilliant.

BabyViperx3 · 12-1-2010, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by HoneyMelonCalibrator

****ing lol'd hard when I read the thread title. Then I saw this:

and honestly almost died

Her ****ing face LOL. I died of laughter and disgust when I read this xD

OneHandNow · 12-1-2010, 06:06 PM

my face when i read this thread

at first i was like the woman on the left

but then i was like the woman on the right

**Matrixdude** · 12-1-2010, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by nuclearsamurai

I don't know whether to lol uncontrollably or be disgusted at the absurd amount of goods they can hide on/in themselves.

They aren't gonna SDG with that many goods.

**ichliebekase** · 12-1-2010, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by freekilltwo

and this just proves that obeisity is more than a health concern these days

This

Andrew Mitchell · 12-1-2010, 07:14 PM

they don't look that fat to be honest, maybe thats why they got caught

ananana · 12-1-2010, 07:17 PM

What!? They're geniuses! They were wrong and I'm glad they god caught but still! GENIUS!

**Redorigami** · 12-1-2010, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Matrixdude

They aren't gonna SDG with that many goods.

Actually, conveniently, if you count every pair of something as a single good, they'd be at 9 goods, just under the threshold! Even more conveniently, 9 goods is the amount need on Takecore of Yourself. Takecore of yourself... Take Care of Yourself...

Clearly the entire act was a desperate act inspired by FFR and aimed at the obese of the world, trying to spread the message that they need to lead a more healthy lifestyle.

12-1-2010, 02:15 PM	#2
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12-1-2010, 02:17 PM	#3
freekilltwo FFR Player Join Date: May 2005 Age: 33 Posts: 157	Re: Two Women Arrested For Hiding Stolen Goods In Body Fat and this just proves that obeisity is more than a health concern these days

12-1-2010, 02:27 PM	#4
welsh_girl FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Cymru, U.K Age: 34 Posts: 1,365	Re: Two Women Arrested For Hiding Stolen Goods In Body Fat Hurr hurr, that is ****ing hilerious!

12-1-2010, 02:33 PM	#5
nuclearsamurai huehuehue Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Ithaca, NY Age: 31 Posts: 1,211	Re: Two Women Arrested For Hiding Stolen Goods In Body Fat I don't know whether to lol uncontrollably or be disgusted at the absurd amount of goods they can hide on/in themselves. __________________

12-1-2010, 02:36 PM	#6
Sarahate FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Age: 31 Posts: 114	Re: Two Women Arrested For Hiding Stolen Goods In Body Fat That's really gross -_-

12-1-2010, 02:38 PM	#8
rushyrulz Digital Dancing! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 80 billion club, NE Age: 31 Posts: 12,980	Re: Two Women Arrested For Hiding Stolen Goods In Body Fat How did they fit boots in their fat folds if that's where they keep their Ben & Jerrys? __________________

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12-1-2010, 03:13 PM	#12
freekilltwo FFR Player Join Date: May 2005 Age: 33 Posts: 157	Re: Two Women Arrested For Hiding Stolen Goods In Body Fat if anyone watches fluffee talks on youtube, hes got a similar story, i forget if its a true one or not but when caught the woman decided to throw a baby at the police in an attempt to slow them down...it wasnt even her baby it was her friends

12-1-2010, 03:18 PM	#13
Rubin0 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New York Age: 35 Posts: 1,276	Re: Two Women Arrested For Hiding Stolen Goods In Body Fat Dudes, I need to start eating more. This is brilliant. __________________ The weight of what I say depends on how you feel.

12-1-2010, 06:06 PM	#15
OneHandNow Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 5,305	Re: Two Women Arrested For Hiding Stolen Goods In Body Fat my face when i read this thread at first i was like the woman on the left but then i was like the woman on the right

12-1-2010, 07:14 PM	#18
Andrew Mitchell Banned Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: on the farm Posts: 1,135	Re: Two Women Arrested For Hiding Stolen Goods In Body Fat they don't look that fat to be honest, maybe thats why they got caught

12-1-2010, 07:17 PM	#19
ananana FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Atlanta Age: 36 Posts: 632	Re: Two Women Arrested For Hiding Stolen Goods In Body Fat What!? They're geniuses! They were wrong and I'm glad they god caught but still! GENIUS!

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