03-5-2015, 11:46 AM | #1 |
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Diary of a Mad Gamer
Diablo 2: LOD Day 3:
The madness has sneakily crept into me from the crevasse created in the couch beneath my ass. I rattle the empty mountain dew container. "Damn, I don't want to yell for help and raise alarm. It's just corn syrup" I think to myself. The 16-bit grunts of Bear the druid mock me through the Dolby speakers. I quickly look away but my eyes are dilated and abused from staring at the unnatural glow of a television screen in a dimly lit apartment project for thirty six and a half hours. Outside the snow falls to the earth in big wet clumps. "Kind of like the rain in Tristram" I fondly think. But I don't go outside anymore. My life is here now with you guys. Eerily specific gamertags keep me from forgetting my government name, but often in darker forums monikers like "bluntsmoker69" and "Ogthrop the High Elf" allow me to become completely lost within the pages of the internet, forgetting who I am entirely. An empty corn chip bag shuffles across the floor. The quest for the horadrim is nigh. "Damn you, Deckard Caine, if you didn't sound so much like Sean Connery I wouldn't be so loyal you sonofabitch" I say as I explode into laughter.
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03-5-2015, 11:48 AM | #2 |
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Re: Diary of a Mad Gamer
god help me you used an actual signature for your signature.
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03-5-2015, 11:56 AM | #3 |
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Re: Diary of a Mad Gamer
Why you shirtless in your avatar?
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03-5-2015, 12:00 PM | #4 | |
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Re: Diary of a Mad Gamer
Dat siggy O.O
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03-5-2015, 12:00 PM | #5 |
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that wasn't very nice Charu - lots of people have themselves shirtless as their avatar over the internet.
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03-5-2015, 12:03 PM | #6 |
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Re: Diary of a Mad Gamer
Yes, but those people chose to have that as their avatar
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03-5-2015, 12:06 PM | #7 |
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Re: Diary of a Mad Gamer
If we stay in here, will we too become a Mad Gamer?
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03-5-2015, 12:16 PM | #8 | |
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But where are days one and two?
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03-5-2015, 01:37 PM | #9 |
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03-5-2015, 01:44 PM | #10 |
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Re: Diary of a Mad Gamer
You should try /players 8 if you didn't yet. It will make your experience very different. It emulates like you created a game with 8 players, which makes the monsters stronger, but also give you more exp. You can lower it a little if it doesn't feel efficient yet.
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03-5-2015, 01:50 PM | #11 |
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Hey, that's racist. He looks like a member of the real IRA.
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03-5-2015, 01:58 PM | #12 |
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Haha that's not racist at all.
Also when did Aryan become a race? EDIT: Apparently it's a "racial grouping" but I've always thought of them as a group than a race because cmon, who has seen an Aryan that wasn't White/Caucasian? If you have please pic, I wanna see
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03-5-2015, 05:12 PM | #14 |
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shoutouts to neo-nazism
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