Ode to FFR

**Callipygian** · 11-25-2014, 05:16 PM

Crosspost from http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...d.php?t=139760. Pretty much just a joke, but I thought I might as well post it here as well, since it's a poem.

Ode to FFR

Oh FFR, you flashy dame,
You colorfully adorned honey.
You’re not even asking for money,
And still provide us with a game.

Seductress, with your Siren’s song,
You tempt us mortals to waste,
Our time and dignity with haste,
As our fingers try and tap along

To your angry bursts and endless streams,
To the bleeps and bloops and shouts and screams,
Of great music artists and choof.

Oh fiffer, you beguiling witch,
I dream of you screaming ‘AAA’ at me.
That mere possibility is a guarantee,
For my fingers to always itch.

Until I ever take an arrow to my knee,
I will take them from you to my fingers,
In the hope that they be harbingers
Of more joy and happiness to be

Fast and precise, perceptive and controlling,
As the chart unfolds and the notes keep rolling,
From great step artists and choof.
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**blindreper1179** · 11-25-2014, 06:11 PM

stepmania

**TheSaxRunner05** · 11-25-2014, 10:23 PM

and choof

choof · 11-29-2014, 09:38 PM

i cried

**iCeCuBEz v2** · 12-1-2014, 10:54 PM

and choof

Spenner · 12-9-2014, 02:52 PM

AND CHOOF hahaha, this was great btw.

**Rapta** · 12-9-2014, 03:20 PM

and choof. brilliant sir

11-25-2014, 05:16 PM	#1
Callipygian Senior FFR citizen Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Leuven, Belgium Age: 38 Posts: 1,537	Ode to FFR Crosspost from http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...d.php?t=139760. Pretty much just a joke, but I thought I might as well post it here as well, since it's a poem. Ode to FFR Oh FFR, you flashy dame, You colorfully adorned honey. You’re not even asking for money, And still provide us with a game. Seductress, with your Siren’s song, You tempt us mortals to waste, Our time and dignity with haste, As our fingers try and tap along To your angry bursts and endless streams, To the bleeps and bloops and shouts and screams, Of great music artists and choof. Oh fiffer, you beguiling witch, I dream of you screaming ‘AAA’ at me. That mere possibility is a guarantee, For my fingers to always itch. Until I ever take an arrow to my knee, I will take them from you to my fingers, In the hope that they be harbingers Of more joy and happiness to be Fast and precise, perceptive and controlling, As the chart unfolds and the notes keep rolling, From great step artists and choof. __________________ __________________ Sick nature

11-25-2014, 10:23 PM	#3
TheSaxRunner05 The Doctor Join Date: Apr 2006 Age: 35 Posts: 6,145	Re: Ode to FFR and choof __________________

11-29-2014, 09:38 PM	#4
choof Banned Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 8,563	Re: Ode to FFR i cried

12-1-2014, 10:54 PM	#5
iCeCuBEz v2 XFD Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Connecticut Age: 33 Posts: 4,924	Re: Ode to FFR and choof __________________ I bring my math homework to church. It helps me find a higher power. Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned.

12-9-2014, 02:52 PM	#6
Spenner Forum User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Canada Age: 31 Posts: 2,396	Re: Ode to FFR AND CHOOF hahaha, this was great btw. __________________

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