This... DESERVES ITS OWN THREAD

MrRubix · 11-19-2008, 11:26 PM

TIMELINE

TASS HAD THE BOARDS DOMINATED. BUT SOON, RUBIX LANDED A RESPECTABLE 97341 TO OVERTAKE THE LEAD. SOON THEREAFTER, TASS TIED. TASS OFFERED TO SETTLE FOR A TIE. THE STORY COULD HAVE ENDED HERE.

BUT RUBIX WANTED MORE. HE CRAVED VICTORY. HE REJECTED THE TRUCE-TIE AND WENT AFTER THE GOLD WITH A NEW 97365.

BUT TASS WAS NOT GOING TO STAND FOR SUCH BRASH RETARDATION. HE SOON UNLEASHED A SPANKING UPON RUBIX, BUT ONLY TO GET FISTED IN RESPONSE.

WHAT A MISTAKE THAT WAS. SOON THEREAFTER, TASS TURNED SUPER SAIYA-JIN LEVEL 9001 AND BEGAN TO ENDLESSLY REAM RUBIX INTO OBLIVION. THE SITUATION LOOKED GRIM, BUT RUBIX KEPT TRYING. AND THEN THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED. TASS UNLEASHED A SCORE THAT WAS FAR BEYOND ANYTHING ACHIEVED BEFORE. IT WAS AN INSANE JUMP OVER AN ALREADY INSANE SCORE, AKIN TO WINNING THE LOTTERY AFTER MEGAN FOX SHOWS UP AT THE DOOR BEGGING FOR A NIGHT OF HOT PASSION. IT WAS SIMPLY BEYOND COMPREHENSION. HE HAD BROKEN INTO the 97700+ BARRIER. ALL HOPE WAS LOST.

AFTER MANY, MANY ATTEMPTS, RUBIX WAS NOT ABLE TO MATCH THE AWESOMENESS THAT WAS TASS. HE EVEN GOT PAINFULLY CLOSE, BUT TO NO AVAIL.

BUT THEN SOMETHING HAPPENED.

SOMETHING BIG
SOMETHING UNTHINKABLE...

...

RUBIX EMERGED THE VICTOR WITH AN UNPRECEDENTED 97800+ SCORE, THEREBY SEALING HIS FATE AS THE EVERLASTING CHAMPION AND THE PERPETUAL DOMINATOR OF TASS.

Glory...

.

NFD · 11-19-2008, 11:33 PM

You win.

jonathanasdf · 11-19-2008, 11:38 PM

you make it sound so dramatic. actually it is. good job. now marketing needs your attention lol

who_cares973 · 11-19-2008, 11:39 PM

haha owned

**Squeek** · 11-19-2008, 11:40 PM

The best way to explain how well you've wasted your time is by wasting ours.

**Starshot** · 11-19-2008, 11:57 PM

I'm sure this will get you far in life.

Jesus christ, I'm sick of this Kongregate fad.

MrRubix · 11-20-2008, 02:07 AM

I don't care

That felt great

**Tasselfoot** · 11-20-2008, 02:10 AM

congrats. and we both spent far more than 3 hours playing that game. i think i spent about 6-7 total. i gotta imagine you spent around that as well. between last night and today. you were playing it a ton today, both during the day and again at night.

**phe0nixblade** · 11-20-2008, 07:12 AM

tass got ownt, link to game? ill beat you both not really

iamawesomeatlife55 · 11-20-2008, 11:29 AM

You are awesome at life +56

**Tasselfoot** · 11-20-2008, 12:51 PM

it's called Where on Earth. it's on Kong. and, you won't beat rubix's score unless you play it for ~10 hours. and even then, you have to have skills and luck. both of us were whoring that game for a long, long time. and we're both really, really good at games.

xSai · 11-20-2008, 07:03 PM

I officially love both of you. I need to start the Kongregate thing. SUP BANDWAGON

NumiGamer · 11-20-2008, 07:44 PM

That's an epic contest. Pure awesome. "RUBIX FISTS TASS!" "TASS>RUBIX" lol

thechild · 11-20-2008, 08:01 PM

what the hell that was awesome

**tha Guardians** · 11-20-2008, 08:05 PM

This thread deserves its own thread.
Pure epicness.

UberMario · 11-20-2008, 08:14 PM

I think I broke 90000 and then had enough, haha.

**andy-o24** · 11-21-2008, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UberMario

I think I broke 90000 and then had enough, haha.

Same. Took me, I'd say, an hour tops to break 90K. Not really worth it.

-o24

Crashfan3 · 11-21-2008, 06:36 PM

Wow, nice.
I played that, best I could come up with was about 81500. =/

SethSquall · 11-22-2008, 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeek

The best way to explain how well you've wasted your time is by wasting ours.

Yea I got half way through it. Saw your post, decided to quote you agreement.

MrRubix · 09-10-2009, 11:01 PM

epic bump for posterity

11-19-2008, 11:26 PM	#1
MrRubix FFR Player Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: New York City, New York Posts: 8,340	This... DESERVES ITS OWN THREAD TIMELINE TASS HAD THE BOARDS DOMINATED. BUT SOON, RUBIX LANDED A RESPECTABLE 97341 TO OVERTAKE THE LEAD. SOON THEREAFTER, TASS TIED. TASS OFFERED TO SETTLE FOR A TIE. THE STORY COULD HAVE ENDED HERE. BUT RUBIX WANTED MORE. HE CRAVED VICTORY. HE REJECTED THE TRUCE-TIE AND WENT AFTER THE GOLD WITH A NEW 97365. BUT TASS WAS NOT GOING TO STAND FOR SUCH BRASH RETARDATION. HE SOON UNLEASHED A SPANKING UPON RUBIX, BUT ONLY TO GET FISTED IN RESPONSE. WHAT A MISTAKE THAT WAS. SOON THEREAFTER, TASS TURNED SUPER SAIYA-JIN LEVEL 9001 AND BEGAN TO ENDLESSLY REAM RUBIX INTO OBLIVION. THE SITUATION LOOKED GRIM, BUT RUBIX KEPT TRYING. AND THEN THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED. TASS UNLEASHED A SCORE THAT WAS FAR BEYOND ANYTHING ACHIEVED BEFORE. IT WAS AN INSANE JUMP OVER AN ALREADY INSANE SCORE, AKIN TO WINNING THE LOTTERY AFTER MEGAN FOX SHOWS UP AT THE DOOR BEGGING FOR A NIGHT OF HOT PASSION. IT WAS SIMPLY BEYOND COMPREHENSION. HE HAD BROKEN INTO the 97700+ BARRIER. ALL HOPE WAS LOST. AFTER MANY, MANY ATTEMPTS, RUBIX WAS NOT ABLE TO MATCH THE AWESOMENESS THAT WAS TASS. HE EVEN GOT PAINFULLY CLOSE, BUT TO NO AVAIL. BUT THEN SOMETHING HAPPENED. SOMETHING BIG SOMETHING UNTHINKABLE... ... RUBIX EMERGED THE VICTOR WITH AN UNPRECEDENTED 97800+ SCORE, THEREBY SEALING HIS FATE AS THE EVERLASTING CHAMPION AND THE PERPETUAL DOMINATOR OF TASS. Glory... . __________________ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0es0Mip1jWY Last edited by MrRubix; 09-11-2009 at 01:43 AM..

11-19-2008, 11:33 PM	#2
NFD FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: I see us on a beach down in, Mexico Age: 30 Posts: 4,715	Re: This... DESERVES ITS OWN THREAD You win. __________________

11-19-2008, 11:38 PM	#3
jonathanasdf FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,959	Re: This... DESERVES ITS OWN THREAD you make it sound so dramatic. actually it is. good job. now marketing needs your attention lol __________________ This section intentionally blank.

11-19-2008, 11:39 PM	#4
who_cares973 FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: :U Age: 35 Posts: 15,407	Re: This... DESERVES ITS OWN THREAD haha owned __________________

11-19-2008, 11:40 PM	#5
Squeek let it snow~ Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 37 Posts: 14,444	Re: This... DESERVES ITS OWN THREAD The best way to explain how well you've wasted your time is by wasting ours.

11-19-2008, 11:57 PM	#6
Starshot /DJS\ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lamar U Age: 33 Posts: 1,794	Re: This... DESERVES ITS OWN THREAD I'm sure this will get you far in life. Jesus christ, I'm sick of this Kongregate fad. __________________

11-20-2008, 02:07 AM	#7
MrRubix FFR Player Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: New York City, New York Posts: 8,340	Re: This... DESERVES ITS OWN THREAD I don't care That felt great __________________ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0es0Mip1jWY

11-20-2008, 02:10 AM	#8
Tasselfoot Retired BOSS Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Widget Heaven Age: 40 Posts: 25,184	Re: This... DESERVES ITS OWN THREAD congrats. and we both spent far more than 3 hours playing that game. i think i spent about 6-7 total. i gotta imagine you spent around that as well. between last night and today. you were playing it a ton today, both during the day and again at night. __________________ RIP

11-20-2008, 07:12 AM	#9
phe0nixblade Praise the sun mofo Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Lordran Age: 32 Posts: 4,281	Re: This... DESERVES ITS OWN THREAD tass got ownt, link to game? ill beat you both not really __________________

11-20-2008, 11:29 AM	#10
iamawesomeatlife55 FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1	Re: This... DESERVES ITS OWN THREAD You are awesome at life +56

11-20-2008, 12:51 PM	#11
Tasselfoot Retired BOSS Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Widget Heaven Age: 40 Posts: 25,184	Re: This... DESERVES ITS OWN THREAD it's called Where on Earth. it's on Kong. and, you won't beat rubix's score unless you play it for ~10 hours. and even then, you have to have skills and luck. both of us were whoring that game for a long, long time. and we're both really, really good at games. __________________ RIP

11-20-2008, 07:03 PM	#12
xSai FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: CT Age: 31 Posts: 27	Re: This... DESERVES ITS OWN THREAD I officially love both of you. I need to start the Kongregate thing. SUP BANDWAGON

11-20-2008, 08:01 PM	#14
thechild FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Hmmmmmmmmmm Style: Spread Posts: 1,642	Re: This... DESERVES ITS OWN THREAD what the hell that was awesome

11-20-2008, 08:14 PM	#16
UberMario FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Plus I'm hungry for ****. Age: 23 Posts: 1,777	Re: This... DESERVES ITS OWN THREAD I think I broke 90000 and then had enough, haha. __________________ That's cool Mario, but how come whenever you eat mushrooms, everything gets bigger but your dick?

11-21-2008, 06:36 PM	#18
Crashfan3 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Jefferson, Ore. Age: 32 Posts: 2,937	Re: This... DESERVES ITS OWN THREAD Wow, nice. I played that, best I could come up with was about 81500. =/ __________________ Twilight Sparkle's Ponyville Group Free Chiptune Streaming Radio! Thanks justin_ator and megamon88 for making my sig 20% cooler.

09-10-2009, 11:01 PM	#20
MrRubix FFR Player Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: New York City, New York Posts: 8,340	Re: This... DESERVES ITS OWN THREAD epic bump for posterity __________________ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0es0Mip1jWY

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