Old 03-28-2006, 05:49 AM   #1
mead1
Cerebellumberjack
FFR Simfile Author
 
mead1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: On a boat
Age: 33
Posts: 3,960
Send a message via AIM to mead1 Send a message via Skype™ to mead1
Default TWG XXIX Crack Dens and Avenging Angels

Sunday 5:02 P.M. March 26th 2009 was the reading on Commissioner Gordon’s watch. He still had to be in his office for another 58 minutes. Then sleep, then get up at 6:00, eat some breakfast, then drive to work, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, then have Saturday to himself. Six day work weeks sucked. Sundays were the worst day of the week. Today was worse, because they had a new guy. New Guys were the Sundays of the police force. He had avoided him all day, and would hopefully do so until the new guy got himself shot. He was envisioning the New Guy getting shot as he heard the knock on his door.

“Commish it’s me, James Hart, the new guy. I just wanted to meet you personally.”

Gordon suppressed his rage at having to talk to him.

“Oh, come in then. You know I always have an open door policy.”

“It’s locked sir.”

“Well, dangerous times you know.”

He unlocked the door and opened it up slowly. He hated this job. He only had one more year before he received full retirement pay, and he wasn’t missing it for the world. He would move somewhere cold. He had always liked the cold. He wasn’t sure why. But he reasoned it was a winning idea because the cold repelled whiny snot-nosed rich kids who thought they could give back to society by serving in the police force. When the door opened, he could see his guess was right. Hart was every bit the embodiment of what he hated about his job. His uniform crisp and fresh scented, his gun gleaming at his side, his hands held akimbo, expecting a warm greeting. The commissioner obliged him with a quick handshake and spoke quickly.

“It’s always good to see new faces around here nice to meet you now if you don’t mind I have lots of paperwork to do bye for now”

He said it all in one sentence, motioned the door, and Hart walked out slowly. As he was leaving he said;

“Tell Batman I said Hi.”

That was it. That was the end. That was what Made Gordon hate this job so much. And hate the new guys. Every one of them. They all made that joke. That moronic, imbecilic, obvious and unfunny joke. It made him boil on the inside. He had to get out of here, away from these people, away from this office, he had to take a case. At that moment, he looked out his window. He saw the Papal Motorcade pass through. He had forgotten that was today. Gordon was not a religious man, but he respected the power the Pope commanded. He watched the vehicles pass. Suddenly, there were three shots. He couldn’t see where they came from, but they had all hit the car behind the Limo. He dashed downstairs into the street to help, but the entire motorcade had drawn their weapons and surrounded the scene. He couldn’t get anywhere near. He flashed his badge and yelled;

“What in god’s name just happened?”

One of the men answered

“God had nothing to do with it Sir, the Pope has been shot.”

This was it. This was exactly the kind of case to end his career with. The kind that would require lots of work, lots of luck, and no New Guys. He went back inside, and went to his filing drawers. Off the top of his head, he knew of only one group who could pull a stunt like this. “Da Ruff Ridahz” were the biggest crack gang in the area. Lately though, they had gone religious fanatic. They had burned three churches in the last month, and stabbed the local bishop with his own pointy hat. They were well funded, and were allegedly well armed. This was a quiet town aside from their activities, it just had to be them. He knew what he had to do. He had to infiltrate their gang, and seek out the killers. He even knew exactly how to do it. Gordon left work early that night, and walked two blocks to a small man in a large coat. Gordon spoke to him in fluent ebonics.

“Yoho my homie G G Daddie pimp-stripe cracka, yo got any o dat fly blow here for me and my?”

“Yehea I can hook a g-dawg playa up if you know what I’m sayin’”

So Gordon reached for his wallet, removed a small tape player and said;

“Now that I have that on tape, I think I could bring you in. Possibly brutalize you thoroughly as well, I’m in a bit of a nasty mood. You know, I always light up when I see someone pepper-sprayed, it’s the best part of this job. Want to see?”

“Whoa whoa whoa slow down dere my nizzle yo, cant we help each other out or somethin’? dats what dey do in all dem dirty cop movies.”

“This is true, well, I guess if you could introduce me to your supplier, get me in his good graces, we could let your indiscretion slide.”

The dealer nodded, and wrote an address on a card, and told Gordon to meet him there the next day at Five. Gordon walked away smiling. He picked up that recorder from a garage sale 10 years ago and had never even put batteries in it.

In the following days, Gordon met and entered the ranks of “Da Ruff Ridahz.” I could go into more detail, but I have two other perspectives to type out, so I won’t.



Bishop Archibald was weary of the world. His life as of late had been really boring. The only light he had was the visit to his church by his holiness the Pope. He had spent about twelve hours a day, readying for his visit, for the last two months. He had made entirely new vestments, cleaned all the stained glass, and coached his choir. He had worked tirelessly. He was finally ready, an hour before the event. He was out, standing in his robes, waiting for the Pope’s arrival. He saw the limousine approaching. His heart leapt. It was his moment to shine. His moment to show his devotion to his lord. When the shots rang out, he knew instantly what had happened. He felt as if he had been shot as well. He ran to the scene and heard the Pope had been shot. Now it was real. There had been doubt before, but there it was. Undeniably. He went back inside his church. There was but one thing to do. He must avenge the death of his leader. He was a preist. A warrior of god against Satan. A prayer-warrior, maybe. In the name of god, he reasoned, their deaths would be justified. He pulled on his gloves, hung up his robes, and walked out into the world, determined to find and end those responsible for this.


In the following days, Archibald met and entered the ranks of “Da Ruff Ridahz.”

They had talked only on the internet. The three Ruff Ridahz who had pulled this. They had arranged and plotted over IRC. One had contacted the other two, saying this was the time to prove their devotion to their beliefs. They had decided on a time, a place, and what weapons to use. It was decided to shoot from three separate buildings, so if one was caught, the other two could escape. Plus, if they never met, they could tell no one could roll on the others. They all agreed it was left better anonymous. It was time for them to strike. Once the deed was done, they returned to their home, all the Ruff Ridahz lived there, a derelict outside of town. The police were scared of them, so they never touched it. They looked around once they walked in at different times. Wondering who their compatriots had been. The next time they talked together, a plan formed. They saw the power they had together. Why did they need the rest of the gang? It was decided they should take them out one by one. Until there was just the three of them. The profit margin would be amazing. There was surprisingly little actual work done by their gang. They were really just price-jacking middlemen. So they were decided. They were three strong from here on out. Them against the rest.

The players and AIMs of said players are:

Tasselfoot - Tasselfoot
Talisman - stressreliefball
nforcer - nforcer06164
FishFishRevolution - Insanelikeafish
Afro - Afrobean16
Tasuke - tasuke1382
Kilga - bjstrattonIM
Wilkin - Wilkini Evili
Iggy - Iggy911Mc
Jursey - xxplatoniclove
MiniNeo - Min1ne0
TPS - Tps7910
Hans - NotSoFarOff
Guido - ElSoyokaze
blah - mastr414
Vash - Pyro31191

PMs have been sent. If you did not get one then you are a green.

Now, to clarify; 3 wolves. One wolf is the master and knows the ID of the other two, they do not know who he is. During night phases, they send me a pick each. I forward these picks to the master. He chooses a kill. If the wolves want to chat, they pm me with a secret AIM name which I will forward to the other wolves, for them to contact under a false name.

The angel sends his pm with whom he wants to gaurd, and to possibly kill at the same time. If it is successful, you will know there was a successful gaurding, but not who it was.

The interrogator will IM the lynchee during the night to ask his three questions. These must be logged to avoid whining by either party.

It is now Night One I need the PMs from the people. Get on it!

Interrogator Rule For those who didn't see:

The interrogator may not ask any questions in which the assumption is that his/her subject had lied to any of the previous questions - This makes it so addressing the same question twice, and also asking someone if they are/were lying is illegal. This includes question sets like "Who do you think the wolves are?" "Who do you think the humans are?" Because one would assume that whoever wasn't mentioned in the first question would be the answer to the second question.

If at any time the interrogator asks a question which the host deems illegal, the host will throw out the question, the lynchee will not have to answer it, and he/she may count that question as the one he/she has to answer truthfully.

Last edited by FishFishRevolution; 03-28-2006 at 09:07 AM..
mead1 is offline  
Old 03-28-2006, 02:04 PM   #2
mead1
Cerebellumberjack
FFR Simfile Author
 
mead1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: On a boat
Age: 33
Posts: 3,960
Send a message via AIM to mead1 Send a message via Skype™ to mead1
Default Re: TWG XXIX Crack Dens and Avenging Angels

Oh, also, though 24 hours is the norm, I am extending the time for night business by about twelve hours due to the pm forwarding thing. At latest Day 1 will start at Six PM tomorrow.
mead1 is offline  
Old 03-28-2006, 04:20 PM   #3
mead1
Cerebellumberjack
FFR Simfile Author
 
mead1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: On a boat
Age: 33
Posts: 3,960
Send a message via AIM to mead1 Send a message via Skype™ to mead1
Default Re: TWG XXIX Crack Dens and Avenging Angels

Tasselfoot, fancying himself a genius, called the meeting to order that night.

"Fellows, tonight I have a matter of great importance to discuss. Profits have been up, casualties have been down, it's been a good quarter for Da Ruff Ridahz. Unfortunately there is one problem. There are three amongst us who are not with us. They live as we do, but do not fear the same god. In short, they are Scientologists. Yes, they are part of the nutty club that brainwashed Chef. This is intolerable. We are men of honor and values, not men of movie stars and aliens. Or something like that. The point is that we need unity. We are a band of brothers. Any loose ends need to be eliminated. We must drive them from here. With mad skillz and violence and justice and stuff."

He stepped down and the others cheered. Tass smiled knowing he had done well. What he didn't know was that they were cheering because someone had just set him on fire while he was in the heat of the moment. He found out seven seconds later. Approximately Ten minutes later, when the laughter died down, and he had regained control of the meeting, he said;

"This was definately the work of those who do not believe! They will pay!"

TPS stepped forward and spoke up;

"Actually it was me. I do crazy shit like that."

"OFF WITH HIS HEAD! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!"

Tass roared. Mini and Kilga patted him on the shoulders and calmed him down. Everyone knew Tass threw some monster tantrums. Fish took this moment to step into view and speak.

"I think we should all vote on who the nutters are in this group. Tass is far from perfect, and most of us have atleast half a Brain"

The group looked up from their Sudoku's and nodded in agreement. They all promptly returned their attention to the 5-star difficulty in the newsletter when a girlish shreik was heard. Heads turned, and Nforcer could be seen bangling from the wall with a Minora piercing his throat.

"Well, I think we should start discussion now"

Tass said, and with that, the discussion begun.

Nforcer has been killed. It is now Day 1. Voting ends Thursday at 6 PM Eastern Time.
mead1 is offline  
Old 03-28-2006, 04:22 PM   #4
Kilgamayan
Super Scooter Happy
FFR Simfile Author
 
Kilgamayan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Location, Location.
Age: 39
Posts: 6,583
Send a message via AIM to Kilgamayan
Default Re: TWG XXIX Crack Dens and Avenging Angels

Argh, I really hate when hosts do the "only send PMs to people with roles" thing. It confuses the hell out of me when it's been a while since a topic was put up and I haven't had any contact from the host yet.
__________________
I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.
Kilgamayan is offline  
Old 03-28-2006, 04:23 PM   #5
HansSky
FFR Player
 
HansSky's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: ---->
Age: 36
Posts: 1,925
Send a message via AIM to HansSky
Default Re: TWG XXIX Crack Dens and Avenging Angels

k so to get straight to it:

Has there been a concensus about the interrogator coming out or not?
__________________
hi
HansSky is offline  
Old 03-28-2006, 04:26 PM   #6
Afrobean
Admiral in the Red Army
FFR Veteran
 
Afrobean's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the moon
Age: 36
Posts: 13,262
Send a message via Skype™ to Afrobean
Default Re: TWG XXIX Crack Dens and Avenging Angels

Quote:
Originally Posted by HansSky
Has there been a concensus about the interrogator coming out or not?
I don't see why he shouldn't. He's got the angel backing him up.
__________________
Afrobean is offline  
Old 03-28-2006, 04:26 PM   #7
FishFishRevolution
GotR Creator
Retired StaffFFR Veteran
 
FishFishRevolution's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Vi sitter här i venten Current Band: The National
Age: 36
Posts: 7,251
Send a message via AIM to FishFishRevolution Send a message via Yahoo to FishFishRevolution Send a message via Skype™ to FishFishRevolution
Default Re: TWG XXIX Crack Dens and Avenging Angels

Kilga: I know, I don't think that should be allowed.

Hans: Yeah, the interrogator should come out, have the angel go to him. Unless there's any reason why someone thinks they shouldn't?
__________________
FishFishRevolution is offline  
Old 03-28-2006, 04:26 PM   #8
talisman
Resident Penguin
FFR Simfile AuthorFFR Veteran
 
talisman's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Age: 37
Posts: 4,598
Send a message via AIM to talisman
Default Re: TWG XXIX Crack Dens and Avenging Angels

K so interrogator... come out. I think it's clearly the best move at this point, as I'm sure everyone agrees, guarantees that the interrogator is protected and in contact with at least one person (so there's a mini alliance) and gives us trustworthy access to the info the interrogator gets, etc, as well as providing an outlet for all potential questions (for the lynchee) that you might want the interrogator to ask but not the wolves to see.
talisman is offline  
Old 03-28-2006, 04:27 PM   #9
talisman
Resident Penguin
FFR Simfile AuthorFFR Veteran
 
talisman's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Age: 37
Posts: 4,598
Send a message via AIM to talisman
Default Re: TWG XXIX Crack Dens and Avenging Angels

oh wow alot of people posted while I was typing that.
talisman is offline  
Old 03-28-2006, 04:41 PM   #10
nforcer06164
FFR Player
FFR Veteran
 
nforcer06164's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Champaign, IL
Age: 35
Posts: 4,772
Send a message via AIM to nforcer06164 Send a message via Skype™ to nforcer06164
Default Re: TWG XXIX Crack Dens and Avenging Angels

Hmm hmm hmm. So the wolves fear me, eh? No matter. Kingdom Hearts 2 came out today, so I've got time to play it now. Good luck everyone.
__________________

PROUD OWNER OF TWO OMEGA FAVORS. YEAH, NICE TRY.
Giant NES Controller (4 FEET) progress: PAINT IS DONE!
Download my Wii Music Suite v1.0, and PM me with your input!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeek
My mind says "GOGOGOG" and my hands go "wut no scru u ***"
nforcer06164 is offline  
Old 03-28-2006, 05:24 PM   #11
MiniNeo
FFR Player
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 454
Default Re: TWG XXIX Crack Dens and Avenging Angels

Well, in the meantime, did everyone receive an Instant Message from Tass saying not to wolf him? I am just feeling pretty wierd that he would suddenly go around asking people that.
MiniNeo is offline  
Old 03-28-2006, 05:25 PM   #12
HansSky
FFR Player
 
HansSky's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: ---->
Age: 36
Posts: 1,925
Send a message via AIM to HansSky
Default Re: TWG XXIX Crack Dens and Avenging Angels

Uh, because tass is a wolf? Duh?
__________________
hi
HansSky is offline  
Old 03-28-2006, 05:30 PM   #13
talisman
Resident Penguin
FFR Simfile AuthorFFR Veteran
 
talisman's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Age: 37
Posts: 4,598
Send a message via AIM to talisman
Default Re: TWG XXIX Crack Dens and Avenging Angels

tass IM'd me with a convo from hans where hans (jokingly) said he was going to kill tass. Said he sent it to kilga as well. Not an entirely unusual type of occurrence.
talisman is offline  
Old 03-28-2006, 05:53 PM   #14
Kilgamayan
Super Scooter Happy
FFR Simfile Author
 
Kilgamayan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Location, Location.
Age: 39
Posts: 6,583
Send a message via AIM to Kilgamayan
Default Re: TWG XXIX Crack Dens and Avenging Angels

Quote:
Originally Posted by talisman
tass IM'd me with a convo from hans where hans (jokingly) said he was going to kill tass. Said he sent it to kilga as well.
This is true.
__________________
I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.
Kilgamayan is offline  
Old 03-28-2006, 05:35 PM   #15
GuidoHunter
is against custom titles
Retired StaffFFR Veteran
 
GuidoHunter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Texas
Age: 39
Posts: 7,371
Send a message via AIM to GuidoHunter Send a message via Skype™ to GuidoHunter
Default Re: TWG XXIX Crack Dens and Avenging Angels

Guys, I'm a wolf:
TasselFoot (9:20:44 AM): dude. don't wolf me.
Ares113 (9:24:57 AM): Uh, okay?

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com
__________________

Quote:
Originally Posted by Grandiagod View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grandiagod View Post
She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
Sentences I thought I never would have to type.
GuidoHunter is offline  
Old 03-28-2006, 05:38 PM   #16
MiniNeo
FFR Player
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 454
Default Re: TWG XXIX Crack Dens and Avenging Angels

Yeah guido that is exactly my response too >_>.

TasselFoot: dude, don't wolf me.
min1ne0: eh?
MiniNeo is offline  
Old 03-28-2006, 05:39 PM   #17
blahblah18
FFR Player
 
blahblah18's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: NOW BLAHTOPIA
Posts: 1,662
Send a message via AIM to blahblah18
Default Re: TWG XXIX Crack Dens and Avenging Angels

what the hell and i didn't get any IM from him at all.. *grumble*
__________________
but for now... postCount++

blahblah18 is offline  
Old 03-28-2006, 05:41 PM   #18
MiniNeo
FFR Player
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 454
Default Re: TWG XXIX Crack Dens and Avenging Angels

Eh? He said he sent a similiar IM to everyone in his 'twg' aim usergroup.

*Stare*
MiniNeo is offline  
Old 03-28-2006, 05:44 PM   #19
Afrobean
Admiral in the Red Army
FFR Veteran
 
Afrobean's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the moon
Age: 36
Posts: 13,262
Send a message via Skype™ to Afrobean
Default Re: TWG XXIX Crack Dens and Avenging Angels

Yeah, I got a "don't forget to send in a PM this time" or something.
__________________
Afrobean is offline  
Old 03-28-2006, 05:47 PM   #20
Wilkin
FFR Player
 
Wilkin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,800
Send a message via AIM to Wilkin
Default Re: TWG XXIX Crack Dens and Avenging Angels

No word from Tass for me.
Wilkin is offline  
Closed Thread

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:14 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright FlashFlashRevolution