ffr epic journey only to be foiled by teh cheats

mexican_mafia · 07-14-2008, 01:37 PM

I start my journey on a normal day when i realize with 2 days left in the official FFR tournament until the next round that i haven't put up a good enough score yet. I realized this when my friend lumphoboextreme gave me a call. So i got on my mothers laptop and began to play. for some reason something was wrong with the laptop and it was lagging more than usual, but i figured... I'm mexican mafia, i'll play through it. I finished the song with 2 goods and figured it would be enough to go to the next round. when i got to the thread i saw players like waffle and coolboyrulez0 who i have played and destroyed in multiplayer time and time again that AAA'd this song. Along with many other players that no ones ever heard of. So i moved to my desktop thinking well im going to need less lag to AAA and beat the cheaters but my desktop was recently upgraded to vista. So i took a walk up to my friend lumphoboextreme's house and tried all three of his computers. The first one was vista, the second one was also vista, and the third one the internet was down. Now i'm no scrub and i realized FFR wasn't the most important thing in the world and lumphoboextreme and I had a previous engagement to do fireworks night at my brothers baseball game.
To get to the game we had to ride our razors on a 30 minute ride through a trail and forest in the pitch black at 10:30 at night. We began the epic journey screeching the breaks going down steep hills and swerving around cars. We finally reached the trail and realized the cops had been patroling it because kids had been riding on it past the curfew. Once we entered the trail we were trapped with trees all around us. We rode as fast as we could for 15 minutes until Steve's (lumphoboextreme's) tire exploded and split half due to the heat generated from the ride. I gave him my scooter and ran the rest of the way carrying his because he was too out of shape to truck it. I ran for another 15 minutes only to arrive too late for the fireworks and people were getting in their cars ready to leave. The game had started early. After running back home we stopped at Sean's house (a privileged hacker). We figured he had a computer i could use. He suggested hacking the score but lumph and i weren't going to resort to sinking to the other competitors levels. It turned out his computer had slight water damage and i was unable to play from it.
This was all due to the large amount of cheaters allowed to play in FFR especially big tournaments such as this. The moderators are too busy booting players like lumph, who has proved he wasn't a cheater at the convention, instead of finding the real cheaters themselves.

**TheRapingDragon** · 07-14-2008, 01:50 PM

Paragraphs.

Otherwise, ya, nice thread.

Computers don't like you.

mexican_mafia · 07-14-2008, 02:05 PM

its not just that its all the freakin cheaters on this cite

**blindreper1179** · 07-14-2008, 02:08 PM

1. learn grammar/spelling.
2. they are not cheaters.
3. no one cares.

korny · 07-14-2008, 02:10 PM

Straight out the mexican mafia obviously.

super kid · 07-14-2008, 02:13 PM

omgitznpv · 07-14-2008, 02:17 PM

hi i like to use the internet too!!!

jellygod · 07-14-2008, 02:18 PM

ok........

**blindreper1179** · 07-14-2008, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by omgitznpv

hi i like to use the internet too!!!

lets be internet buddies.

ddr_f4n · 07-14-2008, 02:34 PM

Hi I hate cheaters. I think everyone here is a cheater because they are better than me, have a better computer and was smart enough to downgrade to XP.

BTW, they aren't cheaters. They're just really good.

And learn how to type properly and organize your post.

ledwix · 07-14-2008, 02:41 PM

Proof they are teh cheats:

Premise 1: Their scores are better.
Premise 2: I haven't heard of some of them.
Premise 3: If I haven't heard of some of them, then no one has ever heard of them.
Premise 4: That means they are teh cheats!!1111
Diversion 1: *insert "epic" story about drifting on a scooter at night*
Conclusion: They are teh cheats.

mexican_mafia · 07-14-2008, 04:32 PM

u have played these guys in multiplayer and killed them with ease.

**hoochan** · 07-14-2008, 04:34 PM

ledwix you are asian lololololololol

Cristiano Ronaldo · 07-14-2008, 04:38 PM

mexican.....wAnna plaY me in Multiplayer?

EDIT: In your epic journey why is there always something wrong with a computer?

**Beethovens mask** · 07-14-2008, 04:39 PM

Why did you make us read a story about that bike ride or the game?

I have paraphrased your story into an easy to read sentence.

"People that are better than me are hackers."

**Mr.Nothing** · 07-14-2008, 04:42 PM

Who is mexican mafia?

**Frozen Beat** · 07-14-2008, 04:42 PM

If they were cheaters, the admins would know, unless they were DSing...other than that, any hacks or cheat systems would be detected by the admins, and you'd be totally permabanned if the detection system went off. I can't say the same for DS though. They aren't cheaters. Ever thought that they just might've gotten lucky on one single round?! I think it's quite possible. I can't say the same for you, as it's demonstrated.

However yes, I do feel quite sorry for you. Muffin?

**hi19hi19** · 07-14-2008, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mexican_mafia

u have played these guys in multiplayer and killed them with ease.

Not everyone who is really good can play MP because they have lag (not always their fault, and NOT at all cheating either)

People who are good have made videos dude. Rather than just assuming they're cheating, try watching their vids and reading their explainations.

Cristiano Ronaldo · 07-14-2008, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beethovens mask

Why did you make us read a story about that bike ride or the game?

I have paraphrased your story into an easy to read sentence.

"People that are better than me are hackers."

Lmfao xD

**Frozen Beat** · 07-14-2008, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hi19hi19

Not everyone who is really good can play MP because they have lag (not always their fault, and NOT at all cheating either)

People who are good have made videos dude. Rather than just assuming they're cheating, try watching their vids and reading their explainations.

This is true, I'm currently on a computer in China, the normal play is okay, but MP is so bad...on MP, I can't even FC anything, but when i'm on normal play, I can go ahead and FC some FGO's. Huge skill level jump here.

07-14-2008, 01:37 PM	#1
mexican_mafia FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 33	ffr epic journey only to be foiled by teh cheats I start my journey on a normal day when i realize with 2 days left in the official FFR tournament until the next round that i haven't put up a good enough score yet. I realized this when my friend lumphoboextreme gave me a call. So i got on my mothers laptop and began to play. for some reason something was wrong with the laptop and it was lagging more than usual, but i figured... I'm mexican mafia, i'll play through it. I finished the song with 2 goods and figured it would be enough to go to the next round. when i got to the thread i saw players like waffle and coolboyrulez0 who i have played and destroyed in multiplayer time and time again that AAA'd this song. Along with many other players that no ones ever heard of. So i moved to my desktop thinking well im going to need less lag to AAA and beat the cheaters but my desktop was recently upgraded to vista. So i took a walk up to my friend lumphoboextreme's house and tried all three of his computers. The first one was vista, the second one was also vista, and the third one the internet was down. Now i'm no scrub and i realized FFR wasn't the most important thing in the world and lumphoboextreme and I had a previous engagement to do fireworks night at my brothers baseball game. To get to the game we had to ride our razors on a 30 minute ride through a trail and forest in the pitch black at 10:30 at night. We began the epic journey screeching the breaks going down steep hills and swerving around cars. We finally reached the trail and realized the cops had been patroling it because kids had been riding on it past the curfew. Once we entered the trail we were trapped with trees all around us. We rode as fast as we could for 15 minutes until Steve's (lumphoboextreme's) tire exploded and split half due to the heat generated from the ride. I gave him my scooter and ran the rest of the way carrying his because he was too out of shape to truck it. I ran for another 15 minutes only to arrive too late for the fireworks and people were getting in their cars ready to leave. The game had started early. After running back home we stopped at Sean's house (a privileged hacker). We figured he had a computer i could use. He suggested hacking the score but lumph and i weren't going to resort to sinking to the other competitors levels. It turned out his computer had slight water damage and i was unable to play from it. This was all due to the large amount of cheaters allowed to play in FFR especially big tournaments such as this. The moderators are too busy booting players like lumph, who has proved he wasn't a cheater at the convention, instead of finding the real cheaters themselves.

07-14-2008, 01:50 PM	#2
TheRapingDragon A car crash mind Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 9,788	Re: ffr epic journey only to be foiled by teh cheats Paragraphs. Otherwise, ya, nice thread. Computers don't like you.

07-14-2008, 02:05 PM	#3
mexican_mafia FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 33	Re: ffr epic journey only to be foiled by teh cheats its not just that its all the freakin cheaters on this cite

07-14-2008, 02:10 PM	#5
korny It's Saint Pepsi bitch Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, tx Age: 34 Posts: 4,385	Re: ffr epic journey only to be foiled by teh cheats Straight out the mexican mafia obviously.

07-14-2008, 02:18 PM	#8
jellygod FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Michigan Age: 34 Posts: 1,703	Re: ffr epic journey only to be foiled by teh cheats ok........ __________________ RETIRED ___________________________ Best AAAs- Monstrous Turtles, Get down Styles- index,spread Tier Points: 148 Rank 8 in regional ranking(Great Lakes) "Never argue with stupid people, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

07-14-2008, 02:34 PM	#10
ddr_f4n FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Somewhere in Canadaland Age: 31 Posts: 3,807	Re: ffr epic journey only to be foiled by teh cheats Hi I hate cheaters. I think everyone here is a cheater because they are better than me, have a better computer and was smart enough to downgrade to XP. BTW, they aren't cheaters. They're just really good. And learn how to type properly and organize your post. __________________ Out Now! Older Releases: Vocaloid: Project Pad Pack 3rd Gpop's Pack of Original Pad Simfiles 東方幻想踊 (Touhou Gensouyou) ~ Illusionary Dance Fantasy & Vocaloid: Project Pad Pack 2nd

07-14-2008, 02:41 PM	#11
ledwix Giant Pi Operator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Age: 33 Posts: 2,878	Re: ffr epic journey only to be foiled by teh cheats Proof they are teh cheats: Premise 1: Their scores are better. Premise 2: I haven't heard of some of them. Premise 3: If I haven't heard of some of them, then no one has ever heard of them. Premise 4: That means they are teh cheats!!1111 Diversion 1: insert "epic" story about drifting on a scooter at night Conclusion: They are teh cheats.

07-14-2008, 04:32 PM	#12
mexican_mafia FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 33	Re: ffr epic journey only to be foiled by teh cheats u have played these guys in multiplayer and killed them with ease.

07-14-2008, 04:34 PM	#13
hoochan woah shrooms Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 3,840	Re: ffr epic journey only to be foiled by teh cheats ledwix you are asian lololololololol

07-14-2008, 04:42 PM	#16
Mr.Nothing R.I.P. Steve <3 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Tampa, Fl Age: 33 Posts: 1,227	Re: ffr epic journey only to be foiled by teh cheats Who is mexican mafia? __________________

07-14-2008, 04:42 PM	#17
Frozen Beat coLSBMidday, zerg sc2 pro Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: blank Age: 29 Posts: 1,092	Re: ffr epic journey only to be foiled by teh cheats If they were cheaters, the admins would know, unless they were DSing...other than that, any hacks or cheat systems would be detected by the admins, and you'd be totally permabanned if the detection system went off. I can't say the same for DS though. They aren't cheaters. Ever thought that they just might've gotten lucky on one single round?! I think it's quite possible. I can't say the same for you, as it's demonstrated. However yes, I do feel quite sorry for you. Muffin? __________________ Feel several different pains, before they're colored pure red Make a little chance! Start connecting us into to tomorrow, ready and go! No matter how many times I keep going down, in these unending rounds I'm gonna keep up! We can create hope, it's our story!

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