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You know those thoughts you have when you're doing something and your mind just wanders off in a million different directions? Here's a thread for that exact thing.

You can call them shower thoughts, bedtime thoughts, or pointless epiphanies, but the meaning is the same: Statements or thoughts that seem to make no sense at first glance but you start to understand the more you think about it.

To start the thread off, here are three thoughts I've had while working my shift at a grocery store:

1. Sugar-free menthol cough drops are one of the least harmful medicines to become addicted to. (The average amount of menthol cough drops required to lethally overdose on menthol is 1900 cough drops in one sitting.)

2. If dragon hoards are real, the most infamous dragons would be immeasurably wealthy. However, a corporation such as Amazon would still be wealthier than many dragons.

3. Elmer Fudd likely could not naturally pronounce the word "curled" as "cuwwed". It's more likely that it would come out sounding like "cuwled".
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Old 09-15-2018, 12:42 AM   #2
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cia rave should be the industry standard alarm sound for carbon monoxide detectors
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I wonder how traffic will be today
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A space alien doesn't usually know he's a space alien
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It's kinda weird how "A part" is a union and "Apart" is a separation
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If spiders scuttle in our mouth when we sleep, then do they scuttle out?
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Consider that existence is simply light expressing time, without light there is no time. In a zero-point scale, anywhere is everywhere and the centre is the centre "no matter" where you are. Without light there is no time, and without time there is no knowing.

What if your so-called free-will is just modulation of the inverse properties of light? Through the shadow of wave functions your true self is really just an infinite contradiction to the entropy of quantum mechanics?

They say god is all things.
They say tomorrow never comes.
They say life is a circle.
They say a lot of things..

.. And as time grows older you learn to pay less attention to what people say and more attention to what people do.

God is nonsense.
The truth is nonsense, don't waste your life searching for it. Enjoy what you have, don't envy what you don't.
Live and learn, love and hate. Be a human because humanity is beautiful, no matter what. I love you.
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Was that a shower thought?
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Was that a shower thought?
nah i dunno, i do that sometimes

it doesnt matter
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It's kinda weird how "A part" is a union and "Apart" is a separation
This just f---ed me up
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looool thats funny cause it kinda unf---ed me up
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Consider that existence is simply light expressing time, without light there is no time. In a zero-point scale, anywhere is everywhere and the centre is the centre "no matter" where you are. Without light there is no time, and without time there is no knowing.

What if your so-called free-will is just modulation of the inverse properties of light? Through the shadow of wave functions your true self is really just an infinite contradiction to the entropy of quantum mechanics?

They say god is all things.
They say tomorrow never comes.
They say life is a circle.
They say a lot of things..

.. And as time grows older you learn to pay less attention to what people say and more attention to what people do.

God is nonsense.
The truth is nonsense, don't waste your life searching for it. Enjoy what you have, don't envy what you don't.
Live and learn, love and hate. Be a human because humanity is beautiful, no matter what. I love you.
i stopped reading at "free-will" but i should've stopped earlier
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Old 09-15-2018, 12:59 PM   #13
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My friend and I were talking about pooping and she was surprised when I said I can poop on command. She doesn't think it's normal and I think it is.

It's normal to poop on command right?
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uh, as opposed to shitting uncontrollably?

Yeah
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My friend and I were talking about pooping and she was surprised when I said I can poop on command. She doesn't think it's normal and I think it is.

It's normal to poop on command right?
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My friend and I were talking about pooping and she was surprised when I said I can poop on command. She doesn't think it's normal and I think it is.

It's normal to poop on command right?
I lived most of my life thinking that you can only pee when you had to go

my quality of life has improved dramatically since learning you can go on command
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a healthy amount of fiber gives you more butt control keeps that colon highway nice and movin
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i stopped reading at "free-will" but i should've stopped earlier
yeah ur fucked now dude gl, thats what u get for reading stuff
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Potato salad without hard boiled eggs is technically still potato egg salad because mayonnaise is made using eggs.
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My mind has wondered off several times when I drive. Through traffic intersections. Thankfully the lights were green. I think.
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