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Old 02-8-2015, 07:21 PM   #1
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Default The Gov Loves Viagra

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015...gra-last-year/

And cue the jokes in 3 ...
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Old 02-8-2015, 07:44 PM   #2
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Default Re: The Gov Loves Viagra

Pentagon needs its erectile dysfunction drugs man...





EDIT: Pentagon mustn't have it's fair share of sexy women.
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Also why is "summon" in quotation marks as usually that signifies an alternate meaning like for example last night I "visited" your mother but it really means last night I "fucked her in the ass" so exactly what is the subtext of "summon" because I am not sure I am comfortable with the implications

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im usually the "nice guy" around these parts.. but this is bad, and you should feel bad. i would rather dip my balls in honey and hover them over a red ant hill than to ever hear such butchered crap.

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Old 02-8-2015, 07:50 PM   #3
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Default Re: The Gov Loves Viagra

Due to inflation, one pill now costs $25.
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Old 02-8-2015, 07:56 PM   #4
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Can't argue with cold hard facts.
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Old 02-8-2015, 07:58 PM   #5
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Default Re: The Gov Loves Viagra

This finally proves what we all suspected, government officials are just a bunch of Stiffs.
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Old 02-8-2015, 08:01 PM   #6
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That reminded me of that one quote from dossar.
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Also why is "summon" in quotation marks as usually that signifies an alternate meaning like for example last night I "visited" your mother but it really means last night I "fucked her in the ass" so exactly what is the subtext of "summon" because I am not sure I am comfortable with the implications

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Old 02-8-2015, 11:29 PM   #7
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That reminded me of that one quote from dossar.
most of dossar's pre-2013 post history is quotable as fuck so you're gonna have to be more specifica than that
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Old 02-9-2015, 12:24 AM   #8
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The dollar isn't the only thing inflating! Kill me.

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guess you could say the government is really getting a hard on for cock pills
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Old 02-9-2015, 03:14 AM   #10
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this makes me moist
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Old 02-9-2015, 04:47 AM   #11
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Oh Fox News; still a shitty place to get news. Check the original article.
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Viagra is still covered by TRICARE, the military’s health insurance system, as well as “External vacuum appliances,” or penis pumps, “penile implants and testicular prostheses,” and hormone injections to treat Erectile Dysfunction.
According to a Washington Free Beacon analysis, at $25 a pill, the amount of Viagra purchased by the Pentagon could have led to up to 80,770 hours, 33 minutes, and 36 seconds of sexual enhancement, assuming that no erection lasted more than the medically advised 4 hour maximum.
There was much more juicy tidbits in the article to direct quote from (the math leads to 9+ years of boners; more boners than most people have been on this site.) Also pumps.
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Old 02-9-2015, 06:54 AM   #12
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most of dossar's pre-2013 post history is quotable as fuck so you're gonna have to be more specifica than that
I think hi19 has it as his sig.
Talks about being stiff
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Old 02-9-2015, 08:25 AM   #13
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It's hard to come up with unique jokes about this.
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