Will the ASL and the WWF leagues merge? (cybersex)

[Lupin_the_3rd]

Why you should never attempt to have cybersex with me (unless you are Anticrombie of course)


daydreamer13: hi u a guy
Lupin_the_3rd: yeah
daydreamer13: wana cyber
Lupin_the_3rd: Omg would I ever
Lupin_the_3rd: ...
daydreamer13: u go
Lupin_the_3rd: Ok...I walk into your house wearing only a latex jumpsuit lubricated with engine oil
Lupin_the_3rd: I make for the fridge and pull out a jar of mayonnaise and Worcestershire sauce
Lupin_the_3rd: now you go
Lupin_the_3rd: hello? U dont want to have sex with me?
daydreamer13: dah
Lupin_the_3rd: are you mentally handicapped?
daydreamer13: i walk in a thong and lacy bra
Lupin_the_3rd: Is the bra made of nerds rope?
daydreamer13: u go
Lupin_the_3rd: If it's not, I don't think this will work out
daydreamer13: it is
Lupin_the_3rd: ok good...(stares off mysteriously into the sunset)
daydreamer13: we go to the couch and i kiss u
Lupin_the_3rd: Ok, I immediately force my tongue down your throat...Hey-you want my gum?
daydreamer13: i rip off my bra and thong + ur clothes
daydreamer13: we makeout madly
Lupin_the_3rd: I was wearing a jumpsuit
Lupin_the_3rd: You cant just "rip" off a latex jumpsuit
daydreamer13: sure i can
daydreamer13: u go
Lupin_the_3rd: Ok, I immediately make for your long (now erect) penis. You are a guy, right?
Lupin_the_3rd: I spread the mayonnaise onto your pubic hair
daydreamer13: no
Lupin_the_3rd: You don't have a dick?
Lupin_the_3rd: that's no fun
daydreamer13: k
Lupin_the_3rd: Is this relationship over, or am I going to just have to rape you?
daydreamer13: i give a blow
Lupin_the_3rd: Ouch!
Lupin_the_3rd: that was mean
Lupin_the_3rd: If this is going to be a case of domestic violence...then can you say WWF???
Lupin_the_3rd: Ok I'm Hulk Hogan, and I'm going to bring down the pain on your ass
Lupin_the_3rd: Ok, I put you immediately into a suplex and send you crashing into the nighstand
Lupin_the_3rd: Take that Bitch
Lupin_the_3rd: BOOM!!! CLOTHESLINE
Lupin_the_3rd: Oh God...Here it comes....BAMMMM GORILLA PRESS SLAM!
Lupin_the_3rd: Are you still there?
daydreamer13: fuck off

[zajac]

HAHAHAHA.....

I was expecting a post like this from you soon enough.....

Are you sure Anti is the onl one you'd cyber with? ~wink wink~

Cuz if I'm correct, didn't you cyber with Jo the other night? ~nudge nudge~ lol

[tnyhwk900]

K, you just owned bean out of his spot as best AIM convo'er. Congrats.

[Lupin_the_3rd]

This Guy was cool about the prank, unlike senora bitch.

In the Chatroom
Zajac: Lupin is a girl
Laharl: Wait…Since when was Lupin a girl?
Lupin: If I was a guy, I would definitely have sex with myself

(Private messaging)

Uv3b3n5m0kD: so ur hot?
Lupin_the_3rd: Unbelievably
Uv3b3n5m0kD: really?
Uv3b3n5m0kD: u have aim?
Uv3b3n5m0kD: msn?
Uv3b3n5m0kD: yahoo?
Lupin_the_3rd: I'm so hot, you could boil eggs on my back
Lupin_the_3rd: aim
Uv3b3n5m0kD: wuts ur s/n

(I am Legato of course)
Uv3b3n5m0kD: hey
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: hey
Uv3b3n5m0kD: u have any pics?
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: er...hang on, I'll see if I can't dig one up
Uv3b3n5m0kD: okay
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: promise you won't laugh? I have a goofy expression lol
Uv3b3n5m0kD: no!
Uv3b3n5m0kD: lolz
Uv3b3n5m0kD: send
LEGAT0Bluesummrs wants to directly connect.
Uv3b3n5m0kD is now directly connected.
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: um
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: ok fine
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: (pic of Jam930)
Uv3b3n5m0kD: ur beautiful
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: lol thank you!
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: How about a picture of you?
Uv3b3n5m0kD: haha
Uv3b3n5m0kD: old 1
Uv3b3n5m0kD: like 4 yrs
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: it's like ok
Uv3b3n5m0kD: okasy
Uv3b3n5m0kD: have to scan wait
Uv3b3n5m0kD: okay
(back in the chatroom):Uv3b3n5m0kD: lolz
Uv3b3n5m0kD: u have any more pics?
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: omg it's so big
Uv3b3n5m0kD: (sends his pic, very sessy if I may interject)
Uv3b3n5m0kD: the bottom right
Uv3b3n5m0kD: ugly
Uv3b3n5m0kD: lolz
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: lol, I think you're kinda cute actually
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: I like your hair
Uv3b3n5m0kD: nah
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: How old are you?
Uv3b3n5m0kD: 16
Uv3b3n5m0kD: u?
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: nice
Uv3b3n5m0kD: 16 or 7
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: 16 also
Uv3b3n5m0kD: lolz
Uv3b3n5m0kD: perfect
Uv3b3n5m0kD: lolzx
Uv3b3n5m0kD: want a song i sang?
Uv3b3n5m0kD: im singing in it
Uv3b3n5m0kD: lolz
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: lol no you're perfect
Uv3b3n5m0kD: lolz
Uv3b3n5m0kD: awww
Uv3b3n5m0kD: sweatness
Uv3b3n5m0kD: lolz
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: are you like...into cybersex?
Uv3b3n5m0kD: hahha
Uv3b3n5m0kD: nah
Uv3b3n5m0kD: gay
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: that's probably a good thing
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: because you're talking to a guy right now
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: This is Lupin the 3rd, foo
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: A 17 year old male
Uv3b3n5m0kD: omgf
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: good job asshat
Uv3b3n5m0kD: gross
Uv3b3n5m0kD: lolz
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: hahaha you are so pathetic
Uv3b3n5m0kD: hahaha
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: oh, and that's a pic of Jam930
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: a forum member
Uv3b3n5m0kD: whos that?
Uv3b3n5m0kD: she shot
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: yeah she is
Uv3b3n5m0kD: lolz
Uv3b3n5m0kD: good joke
Uv3b3n5m0kD: omfg
Uv3b3n5m0kD: haha
Uv3b3n5m0kD: im a loser

[tnyhwk900]

LEGAT0Bluesummrs: are you like...into cybersex?
Uv3b3n5m0kD: hahha
Uv3b3n5m0kD: nah
Uv3b3n5m0kD: #$*
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: that's probably a good thing
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: because you're talking to a guy right now
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: This is Lupin the 3rd, foo
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: A 17 year old male
Uv3b3n5m0kD: omgf
LEGAT0Bluesummrs: good job asshat

VERY nice transition. Props.

[QreepyBORIS]

I give it a sort of funny.

[gonzo4life44]

lol thats funny