Old 12-3-2003, 07:01 PM   #1
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When that first guy found out that milk came from a cow, what do you think he was doing?
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Old 12-3-2003, 07:22 PM   #2
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He was probably like, 'Hey, I think I'm gonna squeeze these things on the bottom of the cow and drink whatever comes out." Either that, or he had a fetish for barnyard animals, was trying to give a cow a bj, and instead found a new food source.
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Old 12-3-2003, 09:25 PM   #3
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The same thing about eggs. What possessed someone to be the first to eat that? There was a comic in the early 90s who had a similar bit.
"You see that thing coming out of the chicken's ass? I'M GOING TO EAT THAT!!!!"
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Old 12-3-2003, 09:26 PM   #4
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When that first guy found out that milk came from a cow, what do you think he was doing?
So many questions like those have come out of my sarcastic Harvard graduated 25 year old cousin. That one was like, the first one. Classic.
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Old 12-3-2003, 09:49 PM   #5
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He was probably like, 'Hey, I think I'm gonna squeeze these things on the bottom of the cow and drink whatever comes out." Either that, or he had a fetish for barnyard animals, was trying to give a cow a bj, and instead found a new food source.
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I'm sure the reason was somehow.... non-perverted, I just can't think of a logical one right now, lol.
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Old 12-4-2003, 10:09 AM   #6
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amen to illogical behavior
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mabey they just traveled to the future, bkuz farmers have special powers, then they saw other farmers making milk so they decided to do it too
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i think they saw the fact that cowsa had boobies like women and naturally thought that they could process that huge amount of milk, instead of a womens.

gross but logical
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I still like my explanation
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mabey they just traveled to the future, bkuz farmers have special powers, then they saw other farmers making milk so they decided to do it too
But where had the other farmers seen milking cows???
Who Knows ?????
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or maybe cows were first to milk us. but then we wrestled them into domestication and milked them.

and now the government is saying shit like there was never any cows that did that, and then some governmental guy thats right behind me with a needle of some forget serum is goin to stick it in my jugular...

Gov't: you're next
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