12-3-2003, 07:01 PM | #1 |
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Milk from cow
When that first guy found out that milk came from a cow, what do you think he was doing?
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12-3-2003, 07:22 PM | #2 |
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He was probably like, 'Hey, I think I'm gonna squeeze these things on the bottom of the cow and drink whatever comes out." Either that, or he had a fetish for barnyard animals, was trying to give a cow a bj, and instead found a new food source.
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12-3-2003, 09:25 PM | #3 |
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The same thing about eggs. What possessed someone to be the first to eat that? There was a comic in the early 90s who had a similar bit.
"You see that thing coming out of the chicken's ass? I'M GOING TO EAT THAT!!!!" |
12-3-2003, 09:26 PM | #4 | |
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Re: Milk from cow
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12-3-2003, 09:49 PM | #5 | |
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I'm sure the reason was somehow.... non-perverted, I just can't think of a logical one right now, lol. |
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12-4-2003, 10:09 AM | #6 |
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amen to illogical behavior
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12-4-2003, 05:37 PM | #7 |
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mabey they just traveled to the future, bkuz farmers have special powers, then they saw other farmers making milk so they decided to do it too
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12-4-2003, 08:06 PM | #8 |
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i think they saw the fact that cowsa had boobies like women and naturally thought that they could process that huge amount of milk, instead of a womens.
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12-4-2003, 08:26 PM | #9 |
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I still like my explanation
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12-4-2003, 08:30 PM | #10 | |
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Who Knows ?????
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12-5-2003, 09:30 AM | #11 |
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or maybe cows were first to milk us. but then we wrestled them into domestication and milked them.
and now the government is saying shit like there was never any cows that did that, and then some governmental guy thats right behind me with a needle of some forget serum is goin to stick it in my jugular... Gov't: you're next |
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