Walk Naked in America Day

**u84** · 08-2-2009, 10:40 PM

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
Don't forget to mark your calendars.As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. TheAmerican government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !

It is your patriotic duty to partake in this event. If you don't, you're nothing more than a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.

Crashfan3 · 08-2-2009, 10:41 PM

I approve this message, lol.

**A2P** · 08-2-2009, 10:42 PM

tErRoRiSm

**ii GuRu** · 08-2-2009, 10:45 PM

God Bless America for this day =]

Grandiagod · 08-2-2009, 10:49 PM

go away

**virus003** · 08-2-2009, 10:53 PM

hell yes I get to see my neighbors hot ass daughter naked !_!

**tuxedo_mirage** · 08-2-2009, 10:53 PM

Dammit, I knew I left my boyfriend's house too early... =(

**HoneyMelonCalibrator** · 08-2-2009, 10:56 PM

Speechless.

**dandandamdandan1111** · 08-2-2009, 11:18 PM

****ing why didn't we think to be this moronic before!

**qqwref** · 08-2-2009, 11:57 PM

+1 support

DotKritic · 08-3-2009, 01:36 AM

+1.

18+ only.

Syhto · 08-3-2009, 01:39 AM

why is it that mods dont close **** like this, and they let everything else just slide by. this isn't a funny thread, and it's insulting. even if it's supposed to be a mockery, it is.

**MyRoseTearsBlood** · 08-3-2009, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Syhto

why is it that mods dont close **** like this, and they let everything else just slide by. this isn't a funny thread, and it's insulting. even if it's supposed to be a mockery, it is.

Make it a 12 pack.

**retching oesophagus** · 08-3-2009, 02:13 AM

why would you want to encourage these people to commit suicide, when they are best known for suicide bombing. i can only see this ending with chains of explosions and naked, smouldering blown-up lady parts flying everywhere.

**A2P** · 08-3-2009, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by retching oesophagus

why would you want to encourage these people to commit suicide, when they are best known for suicide bombing. i can only see this ending with chains of explosions and naked, smouldering blown-up lady parts flying everywhere.

Dude that was offensive as hell man

Xx{Midnight}xX · 08-3-2009, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by virus003

hell yes I get to see my neighbors hot ass daughter naked !_!

I lol'd.

Dude good thing I'm in video class (Video equipment) can i hear great tapes for the net? Or personal use...

**phe0nixblade** · 08-3-2009, 03:31 AM

wait what im not banned anymore cool

Bill Kaulitz · 08-3-2009, 03:51 AM

I see naked people 0_0

Xx{Midnight}xX · 08-3-2009, 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Bill Kaulitz

I see naked people 0_0

yer seein me places now???

Bill Kaulitz · 08-3-2009, 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Xx{Midnight}xX

yer seein me places now???

I saw you a couple minutes ago. I liked what I seen. Obby. My place in five minutes k? <3

08-2-2009, 10:41 PM	#2
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