Uwe Boll the acclaimed director of crappyness. Is making....

aznsky · 04-28-2004, 10:27 PM

More video game movies that are going to stink.
I saw HOTD the movie (House of the Dead) That movie was horrible
Horrible Acting
Boring story and they tell you the ending in the beginning so you know who dies and what not.
He uses the same lame technique on the camera Like that part where they shoot up the zombies he does the same thing over and over by shooting the humans in a rotated angle like a Matrix movie.

Unoriginal Horribly done Horrible director.

He also bought the right to these following movies.

BloodyRayne
Alone in the Dark
Far Cry
Fear Effect

He is also writing the script for the movie Soul Caliber and is also going to direct HOTD2 the movie.

*sigh*.....

Here is the Alone in the Dark Teaser
http://www.alone-in-the-dark.com/trailer/teaser.htm

Omeganitros · 04-28-2004, 10:39 PM

He's...writing...Soul..Calibur...?

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

BluE_MeaniE · 04-28-2004, 10:40 PM

That's going to be bad.
What a shame....

Feuergeist · 04-29-2004, 01:13 AM

Hes going to fuck up bloodrayne :cry:

Jam930 · 04-29-2004, 01:40 AM

the people that are messing it up are the ones that sold it. they want money more

they dont give a crud for fans =/

Anticrombie0909 · 04-29-2004, 05:04 AM

SOUL CALIBUR II! THE MOVIE! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

IAMTHEEVILBEAN · 04-29-2004, 05:17 AM

it is going to suck.

He will probably have like....Hillary Duff or Nicole Kidman for Mitsurugi.

**87x** · 04-29-2004, 06:51 AM

hahah.. awesome.. have keanue reeves as the nuchucks guy.. (sorry i don't know his name.. i don't play soul callibur.. and i honestly think it sucks)..

Omeganitros · 04-29-2004, 02:49 PM

Now, assuming that the Soul Calibur movie will not be made by him, that would be totally awesome.

If Johnny Depp grew some muscles, I could see him being Kilik...

And Vin Diesel as Astaroth! KICK-ASS!

And Mitsurugi...Hmm..Oh, I know! Tom Cruise, The Last Samurai! 8)

aznsky · 04-29-2004, 05:41 PM

well He is not directing Soul Caliber movie but he is only writing the script for it.
But i don't know how well his scripts are but i know how well he chooses them and likes it.

So Soul Caliber might not be too bad since it's going to be directied by somebody else.

04-28-2004, 10:27 PM	#1
aznsky FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 55	Uwe Boll the acclaimed director of crappyness. Is making.... More video game movies that are going to stink. I saw HOTD the movie (House of the Dead) That movie was horrible Horrible Acting Boring story and they tell you the ending in the beginning so you know who dies and what not. He uses the same lame technique on the camera Like that part where they shoot up the zombies he does the same thing over and over by shooting the humans in a rotated angle like a Matrix movie. Unoriginal Horribly done Horrible director. He also bought the right to these following movies. BloodyRayne Alone in the Dark Far Cry Fear Effect He is also writing the script for the movie Soul Caliber and is also going to direct HOTD2 the movie. sigh..... Here is the Alone in the Dark Teaser http://www.alone-in-the-dark.com/trailer/teaser.htm

04-29-2004, 01:40 AM	#5
Jam930 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,069	the people that are messing it up are the ones that sold it. they want money more they dont give a crud for fans =/ __________________ -Jamie

04-29-2004, 06:51 AM	#8
87x Retired Staff Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: VA Age: 38 Posts: 4,379	hahah.. awesome.. have keanue reeves as the nuchucks guy.. (sorry i don't know his name.. i don't play soul callibur.. and i honestly think it sucks).. __________________ RAVEnHEXa: Lip ring is because I want to be a professional piercer. 87x: more like.. professional goth.

04-28-2004, 10:39 PM	#2
Omeganitros auauauau Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Hee-Haw! Age: 35 Posts: 8,897	He's...writing...Soul..Calibur...? NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

04-29-2004, 01:13 AM	#4
Feuergeist FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Salem, Oregon Posts: 869	Hes going to fuck up bloodrayne :cry:

04-29-2004, 05:04 AM	#6
Anticrombie0909 FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,683	SOUL CALIBUR II! THE MOVIE! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

04-29-2004, 05:17 AM	#7
IAMTHEEVILBEAN FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,078	it is going to suck. He will probably have like....Hillary Duff or Nicole Kidman for Mitsurugi.

04-29-2004, 02:49 PM	#9
Omeganitros auauauau Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Hee-Haw! Age: 35 Posts: 8,897	Now, assuming that the Soul Calibur movie will not be made by him, that would be totally awesome. If Johnny Depp grew some muscles, I could see him being Kilik... And Vin Diesel as Astaroth! KICK-ASS! And Mitsurugi...Hmm..Oh, I know! Tom Cruise, The Last Samurai! 8)

04-29-2004, 05:41 PM	#10
aznsky FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 55	well He is not directing Soul Caliber movie but he is only writing the script for it. But i don't know how well his scripts are but i know how well he chooses them and likes it. So Soul Caliber might not be too bad since it's going to be directied by somebody else.

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