Winnie the Pooh Home Run Derby

[One Winged Angel]

A friend of mine told me and Maggie to play this a couple weeks ago, but we'd forgotten about it until last night (thanks for bringing it up again, Maggie ~_~).

http://www.gamesloon.com/free-sports...rby-54790.html

Some of you who frequent 4chan's /v/ might've heard about this already, because that's where my friend found it.

Apparently this was originally developed as a game for Japanese children. There's a Japanese version lurking out there somewhere but I cbf to find it right now because I'm still pissed as all shit after playing this game. It's the same game anyways.

It starts out as a simple baseball game. Line your mouse up with where the ball's heading and hold click when it's time to swing. Each stage has a different pitcher and the object of the game is to perform a certain number of home runs given the amount of balls the pitcher will throw. It starts out with easier percentages like 3 home runs per 10 balls, but gets progressively more and more demanding as the stages go on. And you can power up your shit as you progress (which I didn't know about until I'd gotten to Rabbit). Power is self-explanatory, increases the chances of knocking the ball out of the park. Contact increases the bat's 'sweet spot' area. Speed increases how quickly Pooh can move (which is fucking horrendous to start with, holy shit).

Eeyore and the second sack of shit you face aren't all that bad. But once you get to Piglet and Kanga/Roo, you begin to question how kids are supposed to be able to play this game. And then Rabbit onwards is just iwbed. Don't even get me started on Owl's bullshit. And Tigger took me the better portion of an hour to beat, wait till you see what this fucker can do (I applaud anyone who beats him, holy shit).

After Tigger, I thought I was done honestly. I mean, that shit was ridiculous, I didn't think it could possibly get any harder...

Nope, Christopher Motherfucking Robin

After reading around for a bit, apparently other players have come to the conclusion that he's either sold his soul to the devil for inhuman pitching techniques or he's the reincarnation of Satan himself. Basically he can throw any fucking style pitch he wants from the previous stages, at lightning speed. I tried to beat him for a good 20 minutes or so, but the best I mustered up was 7 home runs short of what's required. To be fair though, I got so much Owl bullshit during my last ten balls and I fucking suck at hitting that shit. I'm pretty sure I can beat him but I just don't give a shit right now.

Also this:

Have fun.

p.s. if anyone records a vid of them scoring 50/50 home runs on CR, I'll think of some sort of reward for you, because that's just fucking ridiculous.

[m0de]

is this fucking bear drunk off of honey? hes swaying all over the place like a drunken slut. also he needs to lift.. he aint hitting these balls outta the park.

[Kibblre]

[m0de]

finally got the hang of it. im on kanga and roo or whatever.. and first try got 9 homeruns. this is addicting.

[samurai7694]

Kanga & Roo is a cheap mofo. thanks now I'll be hooked on this for the next few hours while my dog barks at me to take him outside and then I tell him to wait even though I know he doesn't understand the English language anyway.

[DarknessXoXLight]

i can't. kill yaself christopher. i just can't.

[alloyus]

Tried Owl a few times and quit xD

[samurai7694]

twice I got 11/12. let the rage begin. edit: LOL wtf Rabbit first try, fuck yes

[One Winged Angel]

I honestly wasn't trying to fake anger, this game really fucking pisses me off
http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...p?songid=11135

I can't wait for you guys to get to Tigger lmao

edit: yeah, Owl's a huge fucking prick

[YoshL]

holy crap owl

[samurai7694]

yea, the owl...and I like how I don't start ranking up home runs until it's too late.

[~Zeta~]

fking tigger askldsdjg


EDIT: Either early or late ~_~

[Charu]

I got to Owl.

...

This is BULLSHAT... WHAT IS THIS!?

[Wayward Vagabond]

Post to save

[YoshL]

got past owl, HOLY HGOADFHL TIGGER HOLY

[andy-o24]

Tried a little. Got to Piglet and kinda just stopped. Either fast ball or off speed. ~.~

-o24

[One Winged Angel]

Got 39 on CR and I want to kill myself

[FN_Boski]

Tigger, I'm getting sick and tired of your shit right now.
You can go T-I-double guh fuck yourself right now

[bmah]

Got to Tigger then got 16 out of a target of 28. Stopped at that point. Tigger's throws is like playing sudden in SM lmao

[IAAW]

Oh my god this game; I've heard of it but I haven't even dared to even attempt playing it. So many horror stories D:. Also, sharing something I found related to this that I found quite hilarious yet very realistic;



EDIT: You know, for all the lurking I do on random forums even though I don't frequent nor lurk 4chan this probably originated from that and for that, I guess that's what I get for not being a 4chan lurker.

Meh. Still funny as shit though.

EDIT: I consider myself part of the "Fuck This Shit" tier when it comes to this game. And I need to stop being so conscious about my posts; I swear I'm like that one kid in the playground who is mostly alone but eyes the general population, occasionally does things in attempts to "fit in", and feels like crap when he falls on his face and proceeds to go sulk in his corner.

My corner is very warm.

(Also maybe I play this game sometime but I'll likely be lazy about it.)