Wall bird

[Calcium Deposit]

Last night I came home from work and as soon as I opened my door I heard some scratching noises from inside my apartment. I immediately pulled out my knife because let's face it, that's some ****ed up shit to be hearing inside your apartment at midnight. So cautiously I went inside and looked around. Nothing was missing and for the moment I seemed to be alone. I thought maybe I had imagined it or I had somehow made those noises myself. So to calm my nerves I knocked back a glass of vodka, and soon I was calm enough to go to sleep.

The following morning, I awoke to a bird chirping and a beautiful sunrise. The chirping was actually kind of annoying so I closed my sliding glass door (which I keep open at night to let in cool air). Except, when I closed my door the chirping didn't get even a little bit quieter. And I heard those scratching noises again. Now knowing that I wasn't imagining it, I pulled out my knife again and searched for the source of the noise. While looking around I noticed the chirping seemed to be coming from within my apartment. I eventually found the source of the commotion and why the chirping didn't go away.




There is a bird in my ****ing wall.

[MrPopadopalis25]

You're probably going to have to stick a cat in there to get it out.

[Calcium Deposit]

But then I'll have to get a dog to get the cat out.

But then what will get the dog out

Who will let the dog out

who let the dogs out

[nois-or-e]

A few years back I had a birds nest + x amount of baby birds fall down our chimney. Cos it had been sealed up on the inside of the house years beforehand, there was no way to retrieve them. Had that noise happening in our lounge room for a few weeks while the mother continued feeding them, not able to get them out, until (I assume) they died...

[Mike Weedmark]

Originally Posted by Calcium Deposit

But then I'll have to get a dog to get the cat out.

But then what will get the dog out

Who will let the dog out

who let the dogs out

Why did I laugh

[Calcium Deposit]

Son of a....

Called up the landlord's office but the only person there at the moment is some dimwit russian dude that barely speaks english, the conversation went like:

Me: "Uh hello, this is apartment ** **, and I seem to have a live bird stuck inside my wall"
dude: "no you cannot have any pets birds in apartment, please remove"
Me: "No its not a pet its stuck in my wall"
dude: "You cannot put bird on wall, no bird pets"
me: "whatever man"

[i will pwn u]

lmfao.. that sucks .. reminds me of a episode of "its all ways sunny" where Dee had a cat in her wall then she stuck bird in her wall then frank and charlie put more cats to lure the other cat.. wicked funny lool.. but your conversation with the landlord people make me laugh even harder..

[00Razor00]

Originally Posted by Calcium Deposit

Son of a....

Called up the landlord's office but the only person there at the moment is some dimwit russian dude that barely speaks english, the conversation went like:

Me: "Uh hello, this is apartment ** **, and I seem to have a live bird stuck inside my wall"
dude: "no you cannot have any pets birds in apartment, please remove"
Me: "No its not a pet its stuck in my wall"
dude: "You cannot put bird on wall, no bird pets"
me: "whatever man"

lmfao

[Xiz]

Originally Posted by Mike Weedmark

Why did I laugh

I laughed as well

[Bluearrowll]

Looks like you have a bird deposit.

[Staiain]

lmfao that story couldn't be better if it was made up hahahah, that is some amazing thing. I've had issues with birds coming inside my window prolly close to 10 times aswell but never inside my walls O_o

[Cyr]

clearly you need another bird

[Calcium Deposit]

Update - (in case anyone cared)


Not sure how they did it since I was away at work when the wall bird crew came over, but the bird is out of the wall.

Maybe they ran bird magnets up the wall or sucked it up with a vacuum or something.