SM Scores 2006-2010

[R3v0lut10nm4st3r11]

Originally Posted by GG_Guru

Like I said it's always fun watching nerds go ballistic over who gets the last word in. Trollbait? You mean that hypocritically speaking and seeing as to how you just contradicted yourself on this post? Do you seriously think I want to grow up to be a loser who spends most of his time picking on someone younger than them? LMAO! You're practically old enough to get a crisis yet you're belligerently wasting your time trying to deal with an issue that's way beyond your capacity. Try to fully understand the mechanism of it's simplicity. Simply put, you nerds love to find an excuse to look cool. You think you own the forums, you think you're the ****.

Wake up call losers, it's the INTERNET. No one gives a ****. You're not hurting anyones 'feelings' but only yourselves with non-witty replies.

Nuff said. How else can I put it?

Very well put. They think they can be whoever they want on the internet

[DossarLX ODI]

Originally Posted by -paexaea-

Ugh stepmania

serious ****ing business

you ******s make it impossible for this to be fun and play

Then maybe you should loosen up a bit.

[[TeRa]]

first fc

[i love you]

Nice MA Tera, im sure you can AAA bro! ^_^

[WyndBlade]

Nice score tera.

[GG_Guru]

(This is played on a bulky keyboard btw)

Tera's my idol. We have the same kb.
<333

[DossarLX ODI]

Sick pass Guru, also pretty clean 8)

[Sakish]

Originally Posted by i love you

I'm seeing people 16+ of age who can't even make complete sentences and yet they still make fun of people younger then them making the same mistakes they are.

Grammar is life so **** lets just all suicide 8D

[icontrolyourworld]

I'm pretty sure this isn't worth a thread by itself. Anyways, I challenge dossar to get a better score

[customstuff]

I'd do that if I had no life. xD

[midare]

My name is Deidara and I love art. I am 19. I'm blond and have azure eyes. People will descirbe me as a:
crossdressing, girly-looking, gay boy.

that is the perfect way to say who I am. I have 10 best friends and
I have a few problems.

1. Guys try to rape me
2. Girls at my school hate me (with the exception of Konan and Hinata) so we fight everyday.
&
3. Oh yeah I AM IN LOVE WITH MY BEST FRIEND (sasori) AND HE HAS A GIRL FRIEND WHO IS MY MORTAL ENEMY AND RIVAL IN LOVE!!
Everyone besides Sasori knows I love him.

this is my life
_____________________________________________

' "Sasori" I moan and he smirks at me.
"Not good enough Dei. I want you to scream my name." He whispers and bit my neck. My fingers dig in his back, moaning louder.

"More" I moan and he flips me over. He licks me back making me moan, nearly screaming.

"Dei are you sure about this." He asks and I nod.

"Please I want you in me." I plead gripping the sheets. He postioned himself and--'

"BEEP BEEP BEEP!!" He slammed his hand on the alarm clock.

"DAMN ALARM CLOCK RUINING MY WET DREAMS!" Deidara yelled and got up throwing my sheets and blanket in the hamper. This happend every morning. 'Everytime Sasori is about take my virginity away the stupid alarm clock spoils it!' He thought angerly, stripped off his boxer and went into the shower.

*20 minutes later*
Deidara emerge from the bathroom and grabed a brush.

"He miss murder can I? Hey miss murder can I? Make beauty stay if I? Tak- " He picked up his phone.

"moshi moshi?"
"Hey Dei! Are you still at your apartment?"
"Hi Kona-chan and yes."
"THEN ANSWER THE GODAMNED DOOR!"
"Whats the password?"
"Ugh! Dei+Sori"

Deidara walked over to the door and opened it. Konan was standing with a small glare on her pretty face.

"Welcome to my lair!" He said in a spooky voice and Konan smacked him upside the head.

"baka! Your such a - whats that smell?" Konan looked around and spotted the hamper and Deidara blushed.


"Going all the way! Looking so helpless every day! Daddy's little defect! All the same! Keep your se-" Deidara picked up the phone.

"Hey Hina-chan!"
"I'm outside with Sori-kun and Hi-chan!"
"HEY!!"
"Shut it Hi-kun!"
Deidara smirked and picked up his bag.
"We'll be there."

Konan nodded and the two friends ran out the door.

(outside)
Deidara was glomped by a very happy Hinata.

"DEI-CHAN!"
"HINA-CHAN!"
"SHUT THE F**** UP!"

Sasori smirked and Konan rolled her eyes. Deidara linked arms with Konan and Hinata and they were off.

"Hey were are the others?" Deidara asked Hidan.
"They'll be here...now" 6 figures ran towards them.
"PEIN-KUN!" Konan tackled (literally) an orange haired boy.
"Hi guys!" Deidara said happily. Itachi walked over to Hinata and kissed her forehead.

"Hello Hina."
"H-hi Itachi-kun." She blushed as he ruffled her hair.

Deidara smirked at them. 'When will he ever realize she likes him?' He shook his head.

"Lets get going." The group agreed and walked to their new collage.

(collage)
Sasori ran up to a girl with pink hair. They eyed Deidara, who was clenching his fist and looking down. Konan and Hinata took him far away from the couple.

"Whats up with him?" Hidan wondered out loud. Pein slapped his forehead and pulled Hidan to a side.

"Dei like Sori! Got it?" He whispered in the younger boy's ear.
"Seriously? Awesome. Oh ****, Sori is a bastard!" Hidan imdetally ran to where the girls took Deidara.

(with dei-can)
"You need to calm yourself Dei."
"Yeah exactly. Don't worry today's pank will be the greatest." Hinata patted his back as Deidara stared at the couple.

"I wish I was Sakura, mabye Sasori would actually love me."
"But he-"
"The way I feel, Hina-chan."
"Oh right."
"Mabye I should just give up."
"WHAT!" Konan and Hinata stared at him like he was crazy.
"It's been 14 years already! I'm tired of this useless game." Tears fell down his face when he saw Sasori kiss Sakura.

"I'm sick and tired of waiting for him to love me like I love him. So I give up!" He said and walked to the others.

"Dei are you ok?"
"I'm giving up on Sasori." he whispered.
"WHAT!"
"I know we did that too!" The girls said.
"I'm tired of this! Sakura has everything Sasori needs. She is a girl and she is beautiful. Everything I'm not..." He trailed off when he saw Sasori coming closer.

"Hey guys! Dei are you okay?" He reached out towards him but Deidara ran away with Konan and Hinata hot on his trail.

"Dei?" Sasori looked at his friends who had an angry aura around them.

"W-what?"

(with dei-chan 2)
Deidara ran to the roof when he lost Hinata and Konan. 'Why can't I be a girl? I look like one! Hell I like boys like one! Why can't Sasori love me. Hey look a shooting star.' He saw the star fly by him. 'I wish Sasori would love me.' He opened his eyes and nothing happened. He sighed and went back to his dorm room which he shared with the girls.

"Hey Dei are you ok?" Konan asked when he entered the room.
"Yeah I'll be ok. Besides Sasori doesn't need me to be happy." He whispered and went to sleep.

(next morning)
Deidara yawned and sat up in the bed.He scratched his head but he felt something on his head...Dei ran to the bathroom and screamed. Konan and Hinata jumped out of bed and ran to him.

"Dei, whats wrong?!" The two girls opened the door and gasped at the sight. Deidara had cat ears and a tail and worse! he turned into a girl!

"...."
"AHHHHHH!!!" All three screamed.

"Okay! Why are we screaming? i mean Dei always cross-dresses!"
"We know Hinata but this is totally different! I mean he is actually a girl and he has kitty ears and a kitty tail!" Konan shrieked at her friend.

"Okay we just need to relax! I mean its not that bad..." Hi-erm her tail twitched and thus more screams.

"RELAX!" Deidara yelled."Okay lets just get ready for class. And I'll deal with my ears and tail." they all nodded and got ready for class.

*15 minutes later*
"Dei-chan! Are you ready?" Konan called out.
"I'll be right there!" Deidara stepped out wearing a blue shirt that had the words "Neko-chan" on it and white summer skirt, but wasn't covering the tail or ears. Her hair was down but put in a low ponytail with a blue bow. Both azure eyes were showing and Konan and Hinata felt like they didn't know her anymore.

"Do I look good?" Deidara asked in his new girly voice.
"Why didn't you hide you kitty parts?" Hinata asked.
"Naruto has fox ears and tail so why not." Deidara shrugged.
"Okay since thats covered. What your new name?"
"Dei-Dei."
"..."
"What?"
"Nevermind lets go." Konan and her friends left.
"How are we going to explain it to..."
"HEY GUYS!" The three girls looked up and Deidara felt the heat rise to her face. 'Sasori!' Suddenly she was surronded by all of the boys.

"Hey cutie." Hidan lifted her chin and Deidara blushed.
"Kawaii ears!" Tobi tweaked her ears.
"Interesting..." Zetsu tugged her tail.
"EEP!" She grabbed her tail. "Don't do that!"
"Whats your name cutie?"
"Dei-Dei..." She whispered blushing.
"Her name is like Deidara's! I wonder if he has a sister..."
Sasori looked at Deidara and felt his heart stop.'Deidara?'

"Deidara." Deidara looked up and saw Sasori staring at her. Tears came into her sky eyes and she backed up.

"Who is Deidara?" She lied and Sasori came closer.
"You."
"My name is Dei-Dei." Another step back and another forward.
"Close to Deidara. Why are you denying?" Back.Forward.
"Leave me alone." 2 steps back. 2 steps forward.
"Dei-"
"LEAVE ME ALONE!" She slapped him and ran off.
"DEI-DEI!" The other girls ran off. Sasori put a hand to where Deidara slapped him. 'Why is he so mad at me?' Sakura, who saw the whole thing, took his hand.

"That neko bitch is gonna pay!"

*later in class*
Deidara sat besides the window when she heard the teacher call her name.

"Dei-Dei, please come her and interduce youself"
"H-hai." She stood up.

"My real name is Deiana, please call me Dei-Dei though. I come from the Sand village. I have no parents and one sibling." She sat back down and stared out the window again. 'Kami, this sucks. Sasori won't stop following me. I JUST WANT TO GET OVER HIM!' Tears fell to her desk and slammed her head on the said desk.

"Deiana, do you want to go to the nurse?" She looked up and saw her teacher.

"Hai Kurenai-sensei. May I bring two friends?" Kurenai nodded and Konan and Hinata stood, dragging Deidara away from the class.

(Outside at the playground)
Konan and Hinata hugged Deidara, letting the neko cry.

"I just want to get over him!" She cried but stopped when she heard footsteps. The three friends turned around and saw Sakura, the fat,ugly,pink slut!

"Hey neko! Your the bitch that hit my boyfriend." Deidara wiped away her tears and smirked.

"Yeah the one and only bitch crazy enough to do it."
"You are so dead."
"Pft. Yeah right pink slut."
"what did you call me?!"
"Pink.Slut. Sakura Haruno is a pink slut."
"H-how did you know my name?" Sakura looked at Deidara with wide eyes.
"I like to 'drop' in sometimes." Deidara smirked.
"You. You are the one that keeps dropping disugting items on my head!?"
"Oh, how I would love to take all the credit but Deidara is the real artist here."
"YOU LI-"
"Na uh uh ah." Deidara wagged her finger."Pink slut, don't ya wanna know why I call u ya dat?" Sakura hesitantly nodded.

" 'cause a bitch like you don't deserves Sasori!"
"What do you mean?"
"Don't act innocent. I've caught you more than once lockin' lips with another boy besides Sasori." Tears were in Deidara's eyes.
"Wheres your proof!" Konan stepped up besides Deidara.

"The proof is going to be delievered everywhere around the school in 3 minutes."
"B-but hat when the sc-"
"Yes the school newspaper." Konan smirked.

"YOU BITCH!" Sakura lunged at Deidara who did the same.

"Hey what's going on!?" A ramdon person came by and watched soon the whole school watched the cat fight.

Sakura, weakly, punched Deidara arm and Deidara scratched her arms and legs. Three scratches to the throat and Sakura was knocked out. Sasori ran from the crowd and tried to help Sakura up. Deidara licked the blood from her claws and smirked. Sasori glared at her.

"You-"
"Sasori look at this!" Naruto ran up to them handing him a newspaper. Sasori's eyes widened when he read it out loud.

"Sakura cheats on Sasori with 12 other boys.
Deidara quotes' The pink slut doesn't desereve a guy like sasori.'" He looked up at Deidara. His ears were gone and so was his tail. He was a guy again.

"Deidara..." Deidara ran away (he runs too much) but Sasori grabbed his wrist. Tears were pouring out of his eyes.

"Ai****eru" Sasori whispered and pulled him into a kiss, INFRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL!! Pictures were taken and put all over the school. Itachi looked over at Hinata and she looked at him. He kissed her and more pictures were taken. Same thing with Pein and Konan. Hidan sighed and looked Kakuzu.

"Ah screw my rep!" He grabbed Kakuzu's hand and smashed his lips into Kakuzu's and more more pictures were taken!!

Sasori parted with Deidara and smiled at him.

"Ai****eru danna" Deidara blushed and kissed him again.

_________________________________________________________________
So you see my life ain't so bad.
I still cross dress, I have an awesome new boyfriend, so does Hidan, Hinata and Konan and I gues it safe to say everyone lived happily ever after

[DossarLX ODI]

Originally Posted by icontrolyourworld

I'm pretty sure this isn't worth a thread by itself. Anyways, I challenge dossar to get a better score

Maybe if I had an hour and 54 minutes available...

[midare]

Opening the zipper
With her teeth,
Ignoring the whispers
From the room over

Some outraged girls shrieks
"Did you see her
Just drag him in like that?
What a slut!"

The girl she speaks to replies
"I know!
She probably as HAIDS
Or something!"

These girls say this
Like they're virgins,
They're not,
I know that for a fact

She has the button undone
By this point,
They're halfway down,
The fun is halfway there

She's not just a player,
She invented this whole game
Hope he
Can handle the heat

Boy in the next room
Highfives his pal
"Glad someone nailed that,
Not that it's hard or anything"

His pal laughs
"Say the man
Not getting any,
Unlike that dude"

She runs her hands
Through his hair
And locks their lips,
Big surprise that she's on top

Blurred faces,
Just a flash of flesh
The sheets covering the rest
Of this exposition into unchartered territory

Some guy in the other room
Sneezes "Slut" loudly,
His girlfriend giggles
And leads him off to another room

She's digging
Her nails into his arms,
He murmers
"It feels so good"

Sneezes "SLUT",
Everyone grabs a partner,
Girl or Guy,
Whatever gets the ocean in motion

Knives cutting through
The pesky articles of clothing,
Chocolate Syrup
And Cherries

Licking it off
With her delicate tongue,
Pressing down and in
Hard and fast

They call it Slut
She calls it getting ahead,
You screw who you have to
To move up a rung

Let me just say
She moved up a few rungs
That night,
So beautiful it's ugly

She wipes off her mouth
And walks out the door,
Stilletos clinking
In the rhythmic pattern

They say she's easy,
Anyone could nail that,
But then tell us all again
Why they haven't

[midare]

Full Title: They Call It Slut, She Calls It Getting Ahead

Yes, I know the disease is "AIDS" not "HAIDS" but I wanted to point out the hypocrietes' stupidity.

We all mock others for doing exactly what we're doing.

Glad no one in school saw this one.. "Well, Natalie, what are you implying? Are you portraying yourself in this? Or are you saying you want to 'nail that'?"

Think whatever you like, you will anyway. But no, I'm not portraying myself or wanting to nail that.

I'm proud of this one...Thanks for 2400 pageviews (posting this early so this time I'll have something to post)...

[ieatyourlvllol]

An Alarm Clock's Haiku

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[Roman Candle]

wtf is wrong with you midare???!!! O_O

[roundbox]

Originally Posted by GG_Guru

sup guys look at me

nerd
–noun Slang. Sh
1. a stupid, irritating, ineffectual, or unattractive person.
2. an intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit: a computer nerd.

Also, your semantics ****ing suck.

Originally Posted by GG_Guru

Wake up call losers, it's the INTERNET. No one gives a ****. You're not hurting anyones 'feelings' but only yourselves with non-witty replies.

Hold on guys.
Did you see that?

Originally Posted by GG_Guru

You're not hurting anyones 'feelings' but only

Almost there...

Originally Posted by GG_Guru

anyones 'feelings' but

Originally Posted by GG_Guru

anyones

Nice grammar!

[Wineandbread]

SM Dramas

I liked ieat's haiku.

[MinaciousGrace]

Originally Posted by ieatyourlvllol

An Alarm Clock's Haiku

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fell out of my chair

[t-rogdor]

god damnit guys. I Don't check SM Scores for 12 fucking hours and you guys post 6 pages of edrama. what the shit?

SPOILER ALERT IT'S A FUCKING GAME

OH AND I LOST IT TOO.

Originally Posted by ieatyourlvllol

An Alarm Clock's Haiku

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Best post ever.