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MiraiGurl · 06-13-2004, 05:41 PM

That's what make a joke good, Lupin. Jokes can be changed so you can make cracks at who you want. Like, as I stated, blondes...

A dumb blonde walked into a bar. Ouch! <---PLEASE tell me that you have heard this, since it is pretty old.
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Moogy! did you happen to read my first note?! That was SO uncalled for!

Verruckter · 06-13-2004, 05:41 PM

Ok here is an annoying one. Its always good to tell it when a lot of ppl are listening.

So there is a hundred little green men (you can add more if you want) and they are running away from one giant blue man. They run... run... run... and go in a hotel for the night. They ask the guy: "do you have 100 rooms?" and he says :" No i only have 2" so they separate - 50 in each room. During the night, the giant blue man eats onr room. The next morning, the 50 remaining green men run....run....and run, and find a hotel for the night. They ask the guy: "do you have 50 rooms?" and he says :" No i only have 2" so they separate - 25 in each room. During the night, the giant blue man eats one room. The next morning, the 25 remaining green men run....run....and run, and find a hotel for the night. They ask the guy: "do you have 25 rooms?" and he says :" No i only have 2" so they separate - 13 in one room and 12 in the other During the night, the giant blue man eats one room. The next morning, the 12 remaining green men run....run....and run, and find a hotel for the night. They ask the guy: "do you have 12 rooms?" and he says :" No i only have 2" so they separate - 6 in each room. During the night, the giant blue man eats one room. The next morning, the 6 remaining green men run....run....and run, and find a hotel for the night. They ask the guy: "do you have 6 rooms?" and he says :" No i only have 2" so they separate - 3 in each room. During the night, the giant blue man eats one room. The next morning, the 3 remaining green men run....run....and run, and find a hotel for the night. They ask the guy: "do you have 3 rooms?" and he says :" No i only have 2" so they separate - 1 in one room and 2 in the other. During the night, the giant blue man eats the room with 2 green men in it. So the next morning, the last green man runs.....runs... runs!!!!!! and takes a bike. He's going faster....faster....faster!!!! but then, the giant blue man takes a motorcycle and catches the last green man, and eats him.

The moral of the story: A motorcycle goes faster than a bike.

JurseyRider734 · 06-13-2004, 05:41 PM

Verrtrucker, put a picture of Lupin next to your sig where the arrow is pointing. Anyways(I hope this isnt that bad)

So, a little boy is outside and is playing in the yard. He then steps on a butterfly and tells his dad. Then he didn't have butter for a week. Then his dad steps on a honeybee. The same result happened, except they didn't have honey for a week. Then the next week his mom unexpectedly stepped on a cockroach, and the little boy witnessed this and said to his dad 'Do you want to tell mom or should I?'

Eh, i think i said it correctly. -_-

Lupin_the_3rd · 06-13-2004, 05:44 PM

No rooster for them that week!! Who eats rooster anyway?

JurseyRider734 · 06-13-2004, 05:45 PM

Now I wish i had verr's signature, and could seriously put your face next to the arrow. -_-

Lupin_the_3rd · 06-13-2004, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiraiGurl

That's what make a joke good, Lupin. Jokes can be changed so you can make cracks at who you want. Like, as I stated, blondes...

A dumb blonde walked into a bar. Ouch! <---PLEASE tell me that you have heard this, since it is pretty old.
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Moogy! did you happen to read my first note?! That was SO uncalled for!

Are you.....Actually being serious??

Just wondering...

GuidoHunter · 06-13-2004, 07:23 PM

A local radio station was having a contest for puns. Bob, looking to increase his chances, sent in ten puns, but unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

Privateer · 06-13-2004, 07:25 PM

Clever

evilbutterfly · 06-13-2004, 08:02 PM

time for the best joke ever:

I just got an AAAA on Blur!!!

Vellhart · 06-13-2004, 08:09 PM

You guys are all writing paragragh jokes when we all know the best joke of them all is really only one word.

"Truck"

ok...maybe not...

kawser · 06-13-2004, 08:11 PM

What do Micheal Jackson and McDonalds have in common?

They stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Err...yeah.

IAMTHEEVILBEAN · 06-13-2004, 08:29 PM

Your mom is fat.

JurseyRider734 · 06-13-2004, 09:49 PM

Bean's mom is a milf. Oh wait, Bean IS a milf.

Oh god, that was the best ever.

blitzmage · 06-14-2004, 01:15 AM

Jursey likes older lesbian woman. =D

banditcom · 06-14-2004, 01:21 AM

What's the worst part about eating a bald pussy?

Putting the diaper back on.

**xObserveRx** · 06-14-2004, 01:39 AM

What do KFC and a dirty slut have in common?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Towelie123 · 06-14-2004, 01:40 AM

What do you call a school bus full of white people?

A Twinkie...

linus · 06-14-2004, 02:47 AM

miss universe's last question
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question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like
gentlemen.
question: how can you say so?
ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman........
(applause! applause!)
---------------------------------------
question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or
toro(bull)
question: how can you say so?
ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening.
(applause! applause!)
---------------------------------
question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
question: how can you say so?
ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)
------------------------------------------------------------------
question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.
question: how can you say so?
ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door.
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)
------------------------------------------------------------
question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers.
question: how can you say so?
ms india: because it works day and night......
(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)
-------------------------------------------------
question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like
proton car.
question: how can you say so?
ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft.
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)
---------------------------------------------------------------
question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose).
question: how can you say so?
ms singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!
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question: ms china, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
ms china: well, i can say that male organs in china are like a space plane.
question: how can you say so?
ms china: because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........

banditcom · 06-14-2004, 10:41 AM

My friend just told me that the reason he's not a vegan is because after eating the vegetable, he has to put it back into the chair.

rofleeeee

JurseyRider734 · 06-14-2004, 01:55 PM

Ha.ha. That didn't even make any sense to me.

06-13-2004, 05:41 PM	#21
MiraiGurl FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: In a recording booth for some anime company Posts: 55	That's what make a joke good, Lupin. Jokes can be changed so you can make cracks at who you want. Like, as I stated, blondes... A dumb blonde walked into a bar. Ouch! <---PLEASE tell me that you have heard this, since it is pretty old. ------ Moogy! did you happen to read my first note?! That was SO uncalled for! __________________ Ja matta ne!

06-13-2004, 05:41 PM	#22
Verruckter FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Canada, with the cool people! Posts: 2,707	Ok here is an annoying one. Its always good to tell it when a lot of ppl are listening. So there is a hundred little green men (you can add more if you want) and they are running away from one giant blue man. They run... run... run... and go in a hotel for the night. They ask the guy: "do you have 100 rooms?" and he says :" No i only have 2" so they separate - 50 in each room. During the night, the giant blue man eats onr room. The next morning, the 50 remaining green men run....run....and run, and find a hotel for the night. They ask the guy: "do you have 50 rooms?" and he says :" No i only have 2" so they separate - 25 in each room. During the night, the giant blue man eats one room. The next morning, the 25 remaining green men run....run....and run, and find a hotel for the night. They ask the guy: "do you have 25 rooms?" and he says :" No i only have 2" so they separate - 13 in one room and 12 in the other During the night, the giant blue man eats one room. The next morning, the 12 remaining green men run....run....and run, and find a hotel for the night. They ask the guy: "do you have 12 rooms?" and he says :" No i only have 2" so they separate - 6 in each room. During the night, the giant blue man eats one room. The next morning, the 6 remaining green men run....run....and run, and find a hotel for the night. They ask the guy: "do you have 6 rooms?" and he says :" No i only have 2" so they separate - 3 in each room. During the night, the giant blue man eats one room. The next morning, the 3 remaining green men run....run....and run, and find a hotel for the night. They ask the guy: "do you have 3 rooms?" and he says :" No i only have 2" so they separate - 1 in one room and 2 in the other. During the night, the giant blue man eats the room with 2 green men in it. So the next morning, the last green man runs.....runs... runs!!!!!! and takes a bike. He's going faster....faster....faster!!!! but then, the giant blue man takes a motorcycle and catches the last green man, and eats him. The moral of the story: A motorcycle goes faster than a bike. __________________ Truth lies in loneliness, When hope is long gone by -Blind Guardian, The Soulforged Image removed for size violation.

06-13-2004, 07:25 PM	#28
Privateer FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 2,962	Clever __________________

06-13-2004, 08:02 PM	#29
evilbutterfly FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Small town, TN Age: 37 Posts: 5,784	time for the best joke ever: I just got an AAAA on Blur!!! __________________ So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =( In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz. So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright. And I write the blog for their website. Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

06-13-2004, 08:09 PM	#30
Vellhart FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 53	You guys are all writing paragragh jokes when we all know the best joke of them all is really only one word. "Truck" ok...maybe not... __________________ \"Only true evil can destroy the good\" \"A fighter without MP is still a fighter but a mage without MP is just a rock.\"

06-13-2004, 05:41 PM	#23
JurseyRider734 lil j the bad b-word Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: nj Age: 33 Posts: 7,506	Verrtrucker, put a picture of Lupin next to your sig where the arrow is pointing. Anyways(I hope this isnt that bad) So, a little boy is outside and is playing in the yard. He then steps on a butterfly and tells his dad. Then he didn't have butter for a week. Then his dad steps on a honeybee. The same result happened, except they didn't have honey for a week. Then the next week his mom unexpectedly stepped on a cockroach, and the little boy witnessed this and said to his dad 'Do you want to tell mom or should I?' Eh, i think i said it correctly. -_-

06-13-2004, 05:44 PM	#24
Lupin_the_3rd FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,665	No rooster for them that week!! Who eats rooster anyway?

06-13-2004, 08:11 PM	#31
kawser FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Heck :( Posts: 153	What do Micheal Jackson and McDonalds have in common? They stick their meat in 13 year old buns. Err...yeah. __________________ Myspace.

06-13-2004, 08:29 PM	#32
IAMTHEEVILBEAN FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,078	Your mom is fat.

06-14-2004, 01:15 AM	#34
blitzmage Banned Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 34 Posts: 506	Jursey likes older lesbian woman. =D

06-14-2004, 01:21 AM	#35
banditcom FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Willimantic, CT Age: 40 Posts: 6,243	What's the worst part about eating a bald pussy? Putting the diaper back on.

06-14-2004, 01:39 AM	#36
xObserveRx FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Ontario Age: 41 Posts: 1,148	What do KFC and a dirty slut have in common? After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in. __________________ Come Play The Werewolf Game!

06-14-2004, 01:40 AM	#37
Towelie123 FFR Player Join Date: May 2004 Location: Key West, Florida Posts: 1	What do you call a school bus full of white people? A Twinkie...

06-14-2004, 02:47 AM	#38
linus FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hi Karen Posts: 2,417	miss universe's last question -------------------------------- question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country? ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like gentlemen. question: how can you say so? ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman........ (applause! applause!) --------------------------------------- question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull) question: how can you say so? ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening. (applause! applause!) --------------------------------- question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. question: how can you say so? ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth. (applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!) ------------------------------------------------------------------ question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country? ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves. question: how can you say so? ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door. (applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!) ------------------------------------------------------------ question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country? ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers. question: how can you say so? ms india: because it works day and night...... (applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!) ------------------------------------------------- question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton car. question: how can you say so? ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft. (applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!) --------------------------------------------------------------- question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose). question: how can you say so? ms singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! --------------------------------------------------- question: ms china, how do you describe a male organ in your country? ms china: well, i can say that male organs in china are like a space plane. question: how can you say so? ms china: because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........ __________________ gone.

06-14-2004, 10:41 AM	#39
banditcom FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Willimantic, CT Age: 40 Posts: 6,243	My friend just told me that the reason he's not a vegan is because after eating the vegetable, he has to put it back into the chair. rofleeeee

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