06-14-2004, 01:16 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Michigan
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THE DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK.
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06-14-2004, 06:05 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 192
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Best/Frequently Used:
Person asking:Can you get that for me? Answer:I can't reach it......... (follow up:It's not my fault my arms were born this way) Worst: Person asking:"Many random quentions could be asked" Answer:I don't give a ******* damn get the **** away from me Person replies with some answer Answer to the person:stfu go away And after that they usually just get pissed at me and say "Your so lazy" |
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06-14-2004, 09:06 PM
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FFR Simfile Author
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Oregon
Age: 35
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Worst one EVER: "I got my penis stuck in the door"
Best: I was going to do it, but I really had to pee, and I peed for such a long time that I forgot. I have the weirdest excuses :\
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06-15-2004, 09:24 PM
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FFR Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: In a recording booth for some anime company
Posts: 55
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Just one I use a lot...not my best or worst.
Mom: Go clean off your room, especilly your desk. There's junk piled everywhere on it! Me: But you can still see some of the desk, so it's fine. It doesn't need organizing.
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06-15-2004, 09:32 PM
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FFR Player
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: It is a mystery.
Age: 33
Posts: 7,454
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Spazzbite WINS. No, SERIOUSLY.
Well, an acquaintance of mine had his dog eat his mathbook. Twice. In one year. One teacher. Best thing ever.
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06-16-2004, 12:00 PM
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FFR Player
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 9
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Satan made me do it.
My mom made me do it. Meh, either one works since they're basically the same thing.
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06-16-2004, 06:27 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 3
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Teacher confrontation, circa 2000.
"Where were you yesterday, aside from not in class?" "I skipped to go see the new starwars movie" (first showing of the original trilogy!) --true story!--
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06-16-2004, 06:36 PM
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FFR Player
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 126
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I don't make excuses. I just tell the truth and hope it doesn't sound like one.
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06-17-2004, 01:05 PM
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FFR Player
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: US
Posts: 53
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Worst: "My sister ripped my homework up"
<meanwhile a thunderstorm is raging> Best: mom:I told you to be home at nine!! Why are you home at 10;00??!! Me: well, you said not to go outside during a thunderstorm..and Stephen(my friend) didn't have a clock.<<<this is also bad because i came home in the middle of the thunderstorm anyways.>>> SOMETHING I NEED TO KNOW::1. How do you get a picture under your name 2. How do you get your FFR statistics to show up when you reply? |
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06-17-2004, 01:17 PM
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Pop'n Music.
Join Date: May 2003
Location: California.
Age: 36
Posts: 1,313
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Best. "It's okay, I had Subway for lunch"
it works for almost anything |
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06-17-2004, 07:07 PM
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FFR Player
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: canada eh?
Age: 33
Posts: 4,817
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Another one I use is either music used subliminal messages to get me to do it, or, Jesus told me to, I swear. They don't really work.... If people ask where I was (I always carry around tokens from the arcade here) and I just tell them I was at the arcade. |
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